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    Default Haiku Contest

    Want to win a free bottle of Montale? I will present to the winner of this contest (see details below) one 3.3 oz. bottle of Montale edp -- yup, his/her choice of either Fougères Marines OR Aoud Hoggar Mota (a.k.a. Steam Aoud).

    The contest itself? Write a haiku telling all of us why you should win. (Pretty freakin' simple, huh?)

    The poem does not have to be Hallowe'en related.

    Each poem must adhere to the haiku structure (if you don't know, look it up). Extra points will be awarded for cleverness and humor, so work it, girls and boys, work it. (Work it like ya mean it . . . shake your moneymaker . . . Sashay, Chanté . . . go to town . . . stick a feather in your hat and call it macaroni . . . be the dog's bollocks AND the cat's pajamas!)

    The winner will be announced 24 hours from now, or thereabouts, at dusk (CST) on All Saints Day.

    Get crackin', kids!
    Last edited by tvlampboy; 31st October 2008 at 09:47 PM.

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    winter in iceland
    smells of nothing to me
    no perfume around

    followed 5-7-5 I think
    But once you get locked into a serious perfume collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
    Currently wearing: L by Lolita Lempicka

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    My porch light is off.
    Sex offender I am not.
    'Just scent offender.
    Last edited by Aiona; 31st October 2008 at 09:40 PM.

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    Oh lonely Montale
    You need company, perhaps
    this will do for you?
    But once you get locked into a serious perfume collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
    Currently wearing: L by Lolita Lempicka

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    Kouros, a love poem

    Kouros is on me,
    Lord, please get it off of me
    Oh, how I hate thee.

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    All Hallows' Eve now,
    upon our shoulders falls.Woe,
    no scents 'til Christmas.

    (I need a more exciting friday evening)
    Last edited by Lian; 31st October 2008 at 09:42 PM.
    But once you get locked into a serious perfume collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
    Currently wearing: L by Lolita Lempicka

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    here's my green pumpkin
    grown from seed, carved by my hands
    its face is my face
    odysseusm

    "The force that through the green fuse drives the flower // drives my green age..." Dylan Thomas

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    Gosh, I hate haiku.
    Why could it not be limericks?
    I suck at those too.
    Last edited by Aiona; 31st October 2008 at 09:55 PM. Reason: :)

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    The kids want candy.
    I would rather have a scent.
    How does Montale smell?

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    What niche frags to try?
    Montale? Poor college student, lol.
    Aoud smells like Band-Aids. . .

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    Alcohol and girls
    in small costumes are what make
    college parties fun.

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    Thy shield is cologne
    Mesmerizing, yet never alone
    For it I atone

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    My boyfriend is an
    ass. Poisons my tea tonight.
    Girls in costumes suck
    But once you get locked into a serious perfume collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
    Currently wearing: L by Lolita Lempicka

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    Dull Friday night. Alive
    it comes with haiku and scent.
    Magnificent? Yes.
    But once you get locked into a serious perfume collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
    Currently wearing: L by Lolita Lempicka

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    I wonder what the
    limit for entries in this
    competition is?
    But once you get locked into a serious perfume collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
    Currently wearing: L by Lolita Lempicka

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    Men too love perfume.
    Perfumistas we are not.
    We're Colognoisseurs.

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    Haiku Ode to Hascish Homme :

    Thou stinketh like hell
    For you do not wear it well
    I pray thee please sell

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    Makeover needed
    Not like blepharoplasty
    Precious nonetheless.


    Last edited by Sorcery of Scent; 31st October 2008 at 11:17 PM.

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    Fougeres Marines rocks!
    My sample JUST ran out though
    I WANT THAT BOTTLE!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Great contest TV,
    But Jillsy's lame poetry
    Should never be seen.

    Montales do not like my chemistry, so I don't want to enter the competition. Only wanted to say I'm very much enjoying reading this thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lian View Post
    My boyfriend is an
    ass. Poisons my tea tonight.
    Girls in costumes suck
    Mine too at the moment. But we have BN!

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    It smells kind of weird...
    but I really like it, though!
    Montales are like that.
    Last edited by Scentronic; 31st October 2008 at 10:40 PM.
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Can I pay you off?
    Screw all these other entries...
    Lets make a deal!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Misted vapor glides
    Gently down to skin waiting
    For Montale again.

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    Creativity...
    and good use of syllables.
    These will win me juice!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    I'm in a PANIC!
    A FREE bottle of Montale?!
    I'll do ANYTHING!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    My poems are best.
    Have I convinced you yet, friend?
    Make the right choice - ME!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    I have more spare time
    than all of you other folks.
    I'll do this all night.
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Time to die, honey.
    You never should have cheated.
    ... Drink the Kouros, bitch!
    Last edited by Scentronic; 31st October 2008 at 11:00 PM.
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    ...Friends ditched out on me.
    Uneventful Halloween.
    Winning this would help!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    How about new rules?
    Whoever makes the most posts...
    Is the BIG WINNER!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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