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    Quote Originally Posted by dpak View Post
    Android Sheep

    Tin skin, circuit brain.
    Do robots dream of fragrance?
    Sleep comes. Does Montale?

    Though we seek answers
    Questions become our true loves
    Dpak's Turing Test.

    PM your address
    The test of truth is Feynman's
    Let's split the bottle.

    Picking the steam aoud
    Scentronic gets his F.M.
    A happy ending.

    Thanks, TV Lamp Boy
    And wonderful Basenoters
    You guys are the best.

    Oh, fragrant website!
    So unlike other contests
    All who enter win.

    Somewhere in the stars
    A robot thanks his makers
    For the gift of scent.
    There is no beauty
    That cannot be more abused
    To beauty's effect.
    - raging for the machines

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    Oh lord, here we go.
    Does this mean I have to write
    One more damn haiku?

    Robot's heart doth swell
    No more must I dream of smell
    But reach for Montale.

    Okay, I'm done. And I'm ashamed I can't match your Turing and Feyman references, but hey, it's early. Thank you so much! And, of course, all hail tvlampboy for creating this flurry of creativity. I'm worried, though, that if this progresses logically, one day the contest will be "write a novel explaining why you should win a bottle of Clive Christian."

    Oh, heck, one more:

    Quantum mechanics
    demands the impossible
    but blurs the results.
    Marge: Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper?
    Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?

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    Thanks for another grate..
    Thanks for another great frogrance..
    Aw, the hell with it
    we have seen the enemy...and he is us.-Pogo

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    Tvlampboy ~ thanks for your giving spirit and this fun to read thread! Congrats to the participants and the winners!

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