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    Default Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Want to win a free bottle of Montale? I will present to the winner of this contest (see details below) one 3.3 oz. bottle of Montale edp -- his/her choice of either Fougères Marine OR Aoud Hoggar Mota (a.k.a. Steam Aoud).

    By the way, the poem does NOT have to be Hallowe'en related.

    The contest itself? Write a haiku telling all of us why you should win. (Pretty freakin' simple, huh?)

    Each poem must adhere to the haiku structure (if you don't know, look it up). Extra points given for humor, so work it, girls and boys, work it. (Work it like ya mean it . . . shake your moneymaker . . . Sashay, Chanté . . . go to town . . . stick a feather in your hat and call it macaroni . . . be the dog's bollocks AND the cat's pajamas.)

    The winner will be announced 24 hours from now, or thereabouts, at dusk (CST) on All Saints Day.

    Get crackin', kids!
    Last edited by tvlampboy; 31st October 2008 at 09:46 PM.

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Aoud Hoggar Motta.
    No longer the name - renamed
    Montale's "Steam Aoud".


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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    What niche frags to try?
    Montale? Poor college student, lol.
    Aoud smells like Band-Aids. . .
    Last edited by Aerodyne; 31st October 2008 at 09:50 PM.

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Great idea TVlampboy Here's why I'd like to win...

    Montale makes vampires
    recoil in disgust, hissing,
    like holy water.
    Last edited by Sorcery of Scent; 31st October 2008 at 10:42 PM.

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    These Agarwood trees,
    Grow New Guinea to Assam,
    But not in Japan.

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    The one about vampires is awesome, but it has too many syllables.
    Last edited by Scentronic; 1st November 2008 at 01:32 PM.
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    In Iceland the cold
    No Montale nearby for me
    Shiver, I need Steam
    But once you get locked into a serious perfume collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    I am f---ing broke
    I smell of kouros pee
    End my misery
    Spring/Summer Wardrobe: vetiver extraordinaire, rose 31, terre d'hermes!

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    I shall try as well
    To win these luscious perfumes
    In duplicate thread



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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    content with given
    tales of the old days
    savage destiny

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Oh, great joy t'would bring!
    Woody and steamy for me,
    tvlampboy's aoud.
    “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back…."

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    Pies whirl a loud bell.
    A jelly bounces a mouse.
    Paint pops a sausage.

    Is a katana larger or smaller than a tanto?


    I should win because I know where you live

    PS..The Fougères Marines will be just fine...
    Last edited by silverbullet; 1st November 2008 at 04:10 AM.

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    Water turns to steam
    Montale in the haze of dream
    Captures scented scene
    ***For sale:

    Iris Pallida 50ml

    Ungaro I 75ml

    and more!
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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    one, two, or three sprays
    pulse points, chest, or on both arms
    morning decisions
    Scents are fleeting . . . memories are not. . . .

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    Obama McCain
    The World's at stake in four days
    or prefer Palin?
    Last edited by zeram1; 1st November 2008 at 07:42 AM.
    Scents are fleeting . . . memories are not. . . .

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Derpa derpa derp
    Diddly diddly derp
    Doinka Doinka FLARP!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Oh Jesus, Scentronic is awake again!

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    oh come on like that last one isn't a gem!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Scentronic my pal
    Star of your own living room
    please go back to bed

    We had some respite
    from your erratic ramblings
    Sleep is calling you!

    Go now, sleepy eyes
    Or the sting of my bitch-slap
    will be felt for days.

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    ROTFL!
    Go sniff your L P NO. 9!
    WTF?!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Hahahahahahaa!


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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    I know - I'm still laughing my ass off at our exchanges on this thread.

    TVLamp is definitely getting his money's worth of entertainment!
    Lately I've been wearing:
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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Life a tragedy
    without Oud, steamed up
    or Fougere, marined up
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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Mudassir, that one is 5, 5, 6
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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Quote Originally Posted by Scentronic View Post
    Mudassir, that one is 5, 5, 6


    Shhhhhh....
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    DON'T DRINK AND DRESS

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Spritz spritz spritz spritz spritz
    Spritz spritz spritz spritz spritz spritz spritz
    Spritz spritz spritz spritz barf
    Our job is to live joyfully in this world of sorrows--Joseph Campbell

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    ROFL! I don't think anybody can beat this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Aerodyne View Post
    What niche frags to try?
    Montale? Poor college student, lol.
    Aoud smells like Band-Aids. . .

    But on the off chance TVLampboy disagrees, here's my six attempts:

    Montale agarwood
    one man's stink, another's bliss
    fickle Basenoters


    resinous heartwood
    antifungal tree resin
    complex, beautiful


    much trial and error
    this obsession we all share
    why not use Old Spice


    what is that weird smell?
    anybody else smell that?
    rubber? forest fire?


    no AdG clone
    no ozonic aquatic
    substantial fierce Aoud


    who's wearing cologne?
    did you wear that on purpose?
    dude you smell funny


    That's enough time spent on this.

    So yeah, when I win, someone will tell me which one to pick, right?

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    Default Re: Hallowe'en Haiku Contest

    Burnt hair, Bigfoot's dick,
    and some microwaved band-aids.
    Aoud can be nice, though.
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    A not comMon tale

    a boy went to see the world
    he came home with hands empty
    but full of dreams of lingering scents

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