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  1. #31

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    Well, the thought's crossed my mind but I've never really found a bottle big enough for the two or three of us. Here's hoping!
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    HARD TO FIND - Lavender Palm, Arabian Wood, and AMBER ABSOLUTE, etc...


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  2. #32

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spray View Post
    If someone smells like sex with their clothes on, you can be pretty sure they won't have sex that night.

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    Sweaty Parts, Saliva

    Middle

    Sweaty Parts, Saliva, Nipple Zest, Natural Lubrication

    Base

    Sweaty Parts, Saliva, Nipple Zest, Natural Lubrication, Ejaculate


    The parfum shall be named Eternal Virgin Man
    isnt that secretions magnifiques?

  3. #33

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    Quote Originally Posted by joey86 View Post
    isnt that secretions magnifiques?
    Magnifique? Only when the secretions are provided by moi
    Last edited by Spray; 21st February 2010 at 01:13 AM.

  4. #34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spray View Post
    Magnifique? Only when the secretions are provided by moi
    are you trying to tell us that you're a virgin? :P

  5. #35

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    Quote Originally Posted by joey86 View Post
    are you trying to tell us that you're a virgin? :P
    I don't wear the secretions, I decant them ! PM me if you want a free sample.

  6. #36

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    Onda by Vero Kern. It's the most gloriously skanky thing I have ever come across.

    Not so much Sex in a Bottle as Sex in a Pigsty.....
    Last edited by sean-dt; 21st February 2010 at 10:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spray View Post
    I don't wear the secretions, I decant them ! PM me if you want a free sample.
    i already produce them i think :P. maybe i can sell them to erm, horny people :P

    wanna buy?

  8. #38

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBoy View Post
    If both partners take showers beforehand, sex is rarely dirty.
    Dude... you aint doing it right.




  9. #39

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handsome Toad View Post
    Dude... you aint doing it right.
    lol I was thinking the same thing. If it's clean, you're not doing your thing!

  10. #40

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    although personally i feel pure vanilla essence would be sensual

  11. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spray View Post
    Who are you trying to have sex with?

    For 17-30 year old women I recommend The Dreamer and Fleur du Male.
    Have you actually tried Fleurs du Male on any woman????
    I think it is totally disgusting - one of the worst scents ever.

    As a woman, I have to confess: There is no sex in a bottle, not even in 2 bottles...(of vodka or champagne).
    A man has to have
    1. the gift of the gab -
    2. mesmerizing eyes -
    3. a handsome body - in order to be seducing.

    Too much perfume on a man is off-putting anyway.

    So if you want to seduce women, sharpen your mind and your tongue...and don't waste too much time on looking for the "right" fragrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfacing View Post
    Of course, Yves Saint Laurant's Jazz would indeed be sax in a bottle.
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  13. #43

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    I've never had the pleasure of testing it but I hear EAU D'HERMÈS is sex in a bottle.

  14. #44

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    Lanvin Arpege Pour Homme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jalé View Post
    ...Too much perfume on a man is off-putting anyway. So if you want to seduce women, sharpen your mind and your tongue...and don't waste too much time on looking for the "right" fragrance.
    This has got to be the truest and wisest advice of the year 2010! And it's music for my wallet, too! Let me just add: it may work even if the object of seduction happens to be a man.
    Last edited by narcus; 21st February 2010 at 12:51 PM.
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    Aoud Cuir D'Arabie. ( Especially if there's an Arab biker involved at some point. )

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    If you think women will fall for something as ridiculous as 'sex IN a bottle', you'd probably end up having sex WITH a bottle... LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jalé View Post
    Have you actually tried Fleurs du Male on any woman????
    I think it is totally disgusting - one of the worst scents ever.

    As a woman, I have to confess: There is no sex in a bottle, not even in 2 bottles...(of vodka or champagne).
    A man has to have
    1. the gift of the gab -
    2. mesmerizing eyes -
    3. a handsome body - in order to be seducing.

    Too much perfume on a man is off-putting anyway.

    So if you want to seduce women, sharpen your mind and your tongue...and don't waste too much time on looking for the "right" fragrance.
    As a woman with some knowledge of history, I will agree on some points, but beg to differ here.

    True, perfume alone on a man will not seduce a woman, however...

    Some of the most seductive men and women did not even have good looks in face or body...in fact, they were ugly. There is the French term "jolie laide," which means "ugly beauty." Some of the most fascinating men and women were known for their spirit and intellect alone. This made them "sexy." Beauty alone won't do it: a handsome face nor the body of a Greek god or goddess.

    Casanova, the famouse Italian seducer, was not classically handsome, and the French/Spanish 19th century soprano diva Pauline Viardot was downright homely.

    Of the great intellect of the Baronne de Stael (not known for her beauty), one of her lovers said, "Her mind dazzled me. Within an hour, she held the greatest sway over me that a woman can have over a man." The courtesan Cora Pearl, said to have had the looks and manner of a stable boy, drove men to obsession and ruin. The same can be said of a man--he can be plain and ordinary, but women will flock to him if he has some other charms.

    I also beg to differ on the amount of perfume on a man. I love a man who is not afraid to spray some scent and throw some sillage! His perfume is like a male animal's primal scent--an artificial male "musk," if you will--that signals that he finds himself attractive and takes the time to groom himself.

    Charm and intellect are the attractive magnets that outlive sheer beauty of face and form. The case of Lady Jane Digby, who found the truest love in a foreign man many years her junior...is an interesting tale.

    Anyhow, JMHO...

    Quote Originally Posted by Surfacing View Post
    Of course, Yves Saint Laurant's Jazz would indeed be sax in a bottle.
    ROTFL!
    Last edited by Primrose; 21st February 2010 at 06:36 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jalé View Post
    Have you actually tried Fleurs du Male on any woman????
    I think it is totally disgusting - one of the worst scents ever.
    Women love Fleur du Male on me, but I think it's because my body chemistry takes it straight to the baby powder phase with only the tiniest hint of flowers in an hour. It smells clean and manly on me.

  20. #50

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    Azzaro Pour Homme smells like Sex AND a shower at the same time

  21. #51

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    Sex in a bottle... Armani Code.
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  22. #52

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asha View Post
    Mandom.
    ROTFL! Yes, that's IT!! And pour it on by the bottle!!

    Seriously, anything that is overmarketed (anything Armani, especially AdG) is a bore. Coco Chanel said it herself. In order to be noticed, be unique.

    If you wear what all the other men are wearing, you will blend into the sea of what everyone else is wearing. Boring, boring...

    There are so many bland aquatics out there and I smell 'em on seemingly every man...

    As in the OP, I would admire the guts of a man who would wear Alexander McQueen's Kingdom with impunity. The strong scent seems to just ooze masculinity (even though marketed as a female scent) as if to say: "Here I am, ladies--the line forms to the right." This has the sensual swagger that few men can pull off.

    The strong cumin accord....wow!
    Last edited by Primrose; 21st February 2010 at 09:56 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jalé View Post
    Have you actually tried Fleurs du Male on any woman????
    I think it is totally disgusting - one of the worst scents ever.

    As a woman, I have to confess: There is no sex in a bottle, not even in 2 bottles...(of vodka or champagne).
    A man has to have
    1. the gift of the gab -
    2. mesmerizing eyes -
    3. a handsome body - in order to be seducing.

    Too much perfume on a man is off-putting anyway.

    So if you want to seduce women, sharpen your mind and your tongue...and don't waste too much time on looking for the "right" fragrance.
    So you're telling me all of those years of marketing conditioning has all been a lie?!

  24. #54

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spray View Post
    If someone smells like sex with their clothes on, you can be pretty sure they won't have sex that night.

    Top

    Sweaty Parts, Saliva

    Middle

    Sweaty Parts, Saliva, Nipple Zest, Natural Lubrication

    Base

    Sweaty Parts, Saliva, Nipple Zest, Natural Lubrication, Ejaculate


    The parfum shall be named Eternal Virgin Man
    That would be the ultimate ironic frag, given the reason most guys buy scent. It would probably fit right into the ELO lineup.

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    A fine answer!

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    Who are you trying to have sex with?

    For 17-30 year old women I recommend The Dreamer and Fleur du Male.
    Have you actually tried Fleurs du Male on any woman????
    I think it is totally disgusting - one of the worst scents ever.

    As a woman, I have to confess: There is no sex in a bottle, not even in 2 bottles...(of vodka or champagne).
    A man has to have
    1. the gift of the gab -
    2. mesmerizing eyes -
    3. a handsome body - in order to be seducing.

    Too much perfume on a man is off-putting anyway.

    So if you want to seduce women, sharpen your mind and your tongue...and don't waste too much time on looking for the "right" fragrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Un profumo affettuoso View Post
    Too much perfume on a man is off-putting anyway.

    So if you want to seduce women, sharpen your mind and your tongue...and don't waste too much time on looking for the "right" fragrance.
    True and to the point.

  27. #57

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    amber sultan
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    YSL M7 is the closest thing I've found to capturing the "vibe". On a woman, probably Dior Poison or Chanel No. 5.
    Currently wearing: Bleu de Chanel by Chanel

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    Pure Malt. Not exactly dirty, but has a reputation for attracting the ladies.

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    I think the people's choice is Stella Artois. Personally I don't like it though : /

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