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    Default How Would You Promote Your Favorite Cologne?

    Meaning how would you say it in a commercial if you were the speaker and got to pick the words for it? Mine would be this, for 3 fragrances:

    "Body Kouros: Be lustful and leave your mark for eternity (lol)

    "Gucci Pour Homme II (saying it with an accent to resemble the commercial): A clean and woody man, indeed


    Geranium Pour Monsieur: Be fresh; simply "be."

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    Aqua Di Gio - Because You're Special...Just Like Everybody Else

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    I wouldn't promote my favorite (Body Kouros) because I like being a special flower and being the only guy around that has it. Not even kidding.

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    DUDE punisher i know. that thing is a lustful piece of art. soooo dreamy & unique on its own merits, no scent matches it in valor & power. )

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    I agree with the Punisher .... minus the Body Kouros part
    Last edited by SoGent; 20th August 2009 at 04:26 AM.

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    Default Re: How Would You Promote Your Favorite Cologne?

    Quote Originally Posted by adonis View Post
    Aqua Di Gio - Because You're Special...Just Like Everybody Else
    LOL! No lie. Seriously, they have some work with that one. AdG is a victim of its own success. Armani needs to keep promoting it with Aqua Joe Six-Pack Abs, and words like "clean" and "fresh" that make women keep buying it for their guys. That logic is impervious to the scent being overplayed. As long as it keeps showing up under the Christmas tree, they'll rake in the bucks.

    I don't even know how you would promote CdG 2 Man. It would have to be a joke of some kind. Maybe show Dracula getting nailed in the heart with a big wooden stake, and all of a sudden instead of grimacing he smiles and says "Vood! VOOD! VOOD!" and pulls the stake out of his heart, and at that moment, he turns into a cool young guy, and the stake turns into a bottle of 2 Man. Then he closes his eyes and inhales deeply. In a pleasant voice - "Ahhhh. Wood."
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    Tom Ford - Noir de Noir

    Naturally it would be done by Terry Richardson , for extra added vulgarity

    Tom completely nekkid , the bottle wouldnt be covering his peen cause I would very much like to see it , maybe the bottle coul be resting on his thigh

    The tag line would only need to say Tom Ford wears it

    SOLD !!!!!

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    She Wood by Dsquared2 It's been universally panned; I LUV IT! It really shines with my chemistry. A total and wonderful surprise discovered with a 1.5 ml vial-sample.


    "It's not the scent that recalls the person; it's the person who recalls the scent".
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    Nasomatto China White:

    We bet you can't spritz just once. We also bet you can't afford another hit.
    Last edited by L'Aventurier; 20th August 2009 at 11:52 PM.
    Sales thread here

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    Default Re: How Would You Promote Your Favorite Cologne?

    Quote Originally Posted by L'aventurier View Post
    Nasomatto China White:

    We bet you can't spritz just once. We also bet you can't afford another hit.
    LOL! Next time, I'm trying that one. I keep getting stuck on Duro for half and hour when I sniff Nasomatto in the store, and I never buy it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dudester! View Post
    DUDE punisher i know. that thing is a lustful piece of art. soooo dreamy & unique on its own merits, no scent matches it in valor & power. )
    If you like Body Kouros but one day get tired of it, try Lolita Lempicka - same perfumer, same vanilla base, same strength, sillage and tenacity.

    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck Perfumisto View Post
    LOL! Next time, I'm trying that one. I keep getting stuck on Duro for half and hour when I sniff Nasomatto in the store, and I never buy it.
    I love Duro but it's soooooooooo strong, I can't stomach an entire spray for the life. Haven't tried China White yet but a sample is on its way. Silver Musk so far is my favorite - you should give that shot next time if you haven't. It's kind of like Bulgari Pour Homme without the pepper, a revved up musk note and a touch of cigarette ash.
    Sales thread here

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