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That "netspeak" slang isn't going to get you much of a response around here.
This community is mainly composed of mannerly, articulate ladies and gentleman, and we do not communicate in the way you have chosen to. This isn't the right forum for this question, either!
So - that being said,
I immediately think of Hermes Un Jardin Mediterranee when I think of a wet garden in the spring. It really does have a great earthy quality, and the floral element shouldn't be too much for most guys.