Ralph Lauren Polo Double Black.
So much of what I love and find embarrassing about my country is hidden or crammed into the weird rucksack of this name. It always makes me think of the 'none blacker' bit from Spinal Tap. But I occasionally really like the jus. I actually think it's wonderfully inventive how it opens on an aquatic mango accord and quickly settles into woods and spices. A kind of fictionalized California oriental.