Bond Fragrances We Won't Be Seeing on Shelves

[MikeNY]

My love/ hate relationship with New York City and my love/ hate relationship with Bond No. 9 fragrances makes me compelled to post this:

BOND No 9 Fragrances We Won't Be Seeing on Shelves:

1. Fulton Fish Market
2. Nathan's
3. NY Cab Driver
4. Little Chechnya
5. Port Authority Bus Terminal
6. Central Booking
7. Meat Packing District
8. Chelsea Meth Lab
9. 92nd Street Y
10. "B" Train

Am I missing any?

[kumquat]

or Penn Station?
Every time I see Little Italy, I remember a poor fellow I passed who was actually laying in the gutter. Eau de NY? I shudder to think....

[Sokkou]

Eau de l'hobo, doubt it.

[knightowl]

HOT Rolex Watches Always

[DULLAH]

Bond no.9 Queensbridge Houses
Bond no.9 Brownsville
Bond no.9 Forest Houses

[mtgprox05]

Bond no. 9 Shea Stadium

[Blowe46]

Bond #9 -- unique

[WindyCity1014]

It's hard to follow up to Mike's funny list, but off the top of my head:

Bond No. 9 Madoff
Bond No. 9 Eau de Skanky Toothless Crack-Whore
Bond No. 9 Hart Island

[Emlynevermore]

"Fulton Fish Market" had me in stitches...


Bond No. 9 Nuts 4 Nuts
Bond No. 9 CBGB
Bond No. 9 Bellevue
Bond No. 9 Duncan's Toy Chest
Bond No. 9 Eau de East River

[Redneck Perfumisto]

Saks Fifth Avenue For Rover
Blindside Driver
Chinatown Counterfeit Purse Factory
Nuits de Cloverfield
Bleaker Wall Street
The Scent of Pizza
Success Is An Illegally Parked Van In Times Square

[kbe]

Bond No 9 Fugetaboutit

Bond No 9 Silk Bondage

Bond No 9 Urinalysis

[Furriner]

Bond No. 9 Fresh Kills

[Young Dro]

cleavage clinique
bush' barbershop
looney lumberjack

[MikeNY]

Great responses! You're all as twisted as I am!

[Stereotomy]

Bond No. 9 Twin Towers - vintage, discontinued.

(or is it still taboo to make jokes about this? In that case, please skip this posting, no evil intended )

[Emlynevermore]

Bond No. 9 Twin Towers - vintage, discontinued.

(or is it still taboo to make jokes about this? In that case, please skip this posting, no evil intended )

I suppose it was in poor taste but I must say, clever, that. Besides, a re-release is in the offing (not without its snags, mind).

Has anyone tried Bond No. 9 Trump Flowers? Or Thyme Square? Maybe Chelsea Pears? Possibly South Sweet Peaport?

[Sokkou]

Bond No. 9 Twin Towers - vintage, discontinued.

You sir, win this thread.

[kumquat]

Hear hear! I think it's a tie with Redneck's "Success is a..." flanker line. I love it!

[G.303]

I must first say that I Love the Bond No.9 scents.....Bond No.9 Subway.....Gary

[mtgprox05]

In all seriousness why hasn't there been a Bond Time Square? In reality it may not be the most appealing scent, but you can't get a much better marketing angle than using Time Square, no?

[AZsmells]

Bond No 9 - Jackson Heights - loaded with curry and cumin

[Stereotomy]

In all seriousness why hasn't there been a Bond Time Square? In reality it may not be the most appealing scent, but you can't get a much better marketing angle than using Time Square, no?

Yes! And package it in a flashy bottle with blinking lights.

[Redneck Perfumisto]

Yes! And package it in a flashy bottle with blinking lights.

LOL

And when the gawking tourists come into the store off Times Square, and gawk at the bottle...... SPOOKY!

[seasoldiermarine]

This is a very funny post. And I'm from NYC

[Bigsly]

Squeegie Man (this could be the "animalic aquatic" that the person in the other thread was seeking!).

[Redneck Perfumisto]

More late-nite Bond insanity (gotta catch 'em all!)

Harlem Soirée
New York Bling
Mr. Great Jones
Nouveau Bowery Boys
Guideau de New York
A-Rods for Him and Her
Hampton Inns
Andy Warhol Dined Here
Fashion 9-1-1 Avenue
Nuits de No Ho

[zztopp]

Bond No. 9 Twin Towers - vintage, discontinued.

(or is it still taboo to make jokes about this? In that case, please skip this posting, no evil intended )

You mean Bond no. 9 11 ..

[Stereotomy]

You mean Bond no. 9 11 ..

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