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    Exclamation I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    She is the love of my life. Surely the most handsome girl from school.
    Now, I need to seduce her, make her love me. In case my guitar playing skills aren't enough to do that, I still need to wear a very good fragrance. I can't screw up. I can't describe how much do I love her and how good she looks. The only person in the world that I love more is my mother.
    Remember : she is highly SELECTIVE.
    Let me tell you what she did to a friend of mine : He wrote to her on Yahoo Messenger one day and told her that he loves her. He wanted to meet her in the school yard. He did just that. She came to him, and he told her again the truth. After that she said "You are ugly" and got away from him. He couldn't belive that. He was quite depressed after that. The teachers and the other mothers said once that he is one of the best looking kind in class. I am even better, through ! Thank God !
    I remind you again that she is the love of my life and that I can't screw up. I don't want to be depressed.
    I have 150$ and 5 fragrances now.
    JOOP! Homme
    Kouros by Yves Saint Laurent
    Pi by Givenchy
    Azzaro Pour Homme
    Jaipur Homme by Boucheron

    1) What is the best fragrance to seduce her from my list ?
    2) Which seductive fragrance(s) can I buy with my money, and non-niche ?
    3) Where should I spray and how much should I wear (complicated issue in this case)

    This is all I need.
    Thanks in anticipation.
    Jimi Hendrix

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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    If this isn't a tasteless joke, you've got a lot to learn, kid.

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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    If she truly likes you as much as you like her, then a fragrance will not make a difference, so stick to soap and water and save your fragrances for when you find out if she has any feelings for you
    Last edited by Craig; 12th March 2010 at 08:38 PM.

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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    you're jimi hendrix! you shouldnt have to rely on a scent to seduce a girl.

    seduce her with your intellect and humor. the scent and fragrance is just minimal in the game of "love"
    lol.

    sorry i dont have any experience with those scents, but good luck dude.
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    I hope this is a joke?! The girl sounds like a horrid bratt for the "you are ugly" thing. And what were the teachers and other mothers doing admiring the kids at school?

    Ahhhh, hendrix!

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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    Yes, I have very good humor ! I think the most important reason that she may love me is the simple fact that I love her. She will know this is for real.
    Also, I wash my body and hair every day. I can't stand not washing me. I am obsessed with that. So obsessed, that I prefer not going to school if I did not take a shower.
    Sorry, but that story really scared me off. Did I do a wrong thing posting this thread ?
    Please tell me, which scent from my wardrobe is the best for a date.
    This is not a joke. The girl really refused him like that.
    Consider this : I love a girl and I want to make her love me, and I think a scent might help me, just a little bit, of course. I mean, who doesn't wear fragrances in a dates.
    Last edited by Jimi Hendrix; 12th March 2010 at 09:01 PM.

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    Simply layer the Joop and the Kouros. About six sprays each and I am sure she will find you unforgettable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimi Hendrix View Post
    After that she said "You are ugly" and got away from him.



    Good luck Mr. Hendrix.
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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    so have you introduced yourself yet?? does she even know your name??
    sounds to me like you have a CRUSH on a girl that barely knows you. i think you need to reevaluate your situation and let the cologne sit aside for now.

    I think the most important reason that she may love me is the simple fact that I love her. She will know this is for real.
    I love a girl and I want to make her love me
    thats creepy.
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    I'd say if you really feel something for this girl (some with more experience in love might ask WHY!? after her cruel humiliation of your classmate)... you ought to strike up a rapport with her first, and IF (and ONLY if) the pair of you hit it off... perhaps buy HER a scent if your relationship progresses.
    But seriously, although you may feel you *love* her right now, no cologne is going to win someone's heart. Cologne will become a happy association for her ONLY after her heart is already won over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    If she truly likes you as much as you like her, then a fragrance will not make a difference, so stick to soap and water and save your fragrances for when you find out if she has any feelings for you
    There is no such thing as a love potion nor a scent that will induce a woman to succumb to you.

    The only thing that will charm a woman is a man's character.

    Good looks alone will not charm a woman, either. Again, it's the man's personality.
    Last edited by Primrose; 12th March 2010 at 10:35 PM.
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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    Oh Jimi,
    If this is a serious post from you, here's my advice; The scent does not seduce the girl, it's the entire package of being a real and honest, person. The scent just helps you package yourself so you feel confident and assured (nothing wrong with that). In short, don't rely on a new perfume to wow her, just be your usual well-groomed self.

    Also, you are actually not in LOVE- It's a crush or lust at this point. Maybe love will come later but be yourself above all things.

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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    Quote Originally Posted by Primrose View Post
    There is no such thing as a love potion nor a scent that will induce a woman to succumb to you.
    Well, that is not entirely true... There is one scent guaranteed to render you irresistible to any woman and turn her to putty in your hands.

    To be honest, I'm a bit uncomfortable sharing this information with you since something about the tone of your post suggests that you may not be quite ready for it. Nevertheless, it seems your need is extreme, so I will do it. But I hope you'll treat this secret with the awe and restraint that it demands; with great power comes great responsibility.

    It is this fragrance.

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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    * chloroform *
    only kidding !
    seriously jimi , the bloke you need to ask is the one with the michael jackson avatar

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    1. Brush teeth.
    2. Couple of splashes of Johnnie Walker Black on your neck. Shows your a fun guy. Babe's like fun guys!

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    Go to the gym a bunch. That will get you laid far more easily than wearing any cologne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NillaGoon View Post
    Well, that is not entirely true... There is one scent guaranteed to render you irresistible to any woman and turn her to putty in your hands.

    To be honest, I'm a bit uncomfortable sharing this information with you since something about the tone of your post suggests that you may not be quite ready for it. Nevertheless, it seems your need is extreme, so I will do it. But I hope you'll treat this secret with the awe and restraint that it demands; with great power comes great responsibility.

    It is this fragrance.
    Bahahahaha... NillaGoon you are very bad!
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    some chanel platinum egoiste
    or chanel allure homme sport
    or creed green irish tweed should do the trick

    + showering + brushing teeth + buying new clothes & shoes + getting a haircut

    would most likely do the trick
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    tm... JH's 14. I think the scents you mention may be a little mature for him. (no offense to JH... you ARE such a kid though!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by actiasluna View Post
    tm... JH's 14. I think the scents you mention may be a little mature for him. (no offense to JH... you ARE such a kid though!)
    Oh then clinique happy and michael jordan should do fine!
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    1) What is the best fragrance to seduce her from my list ? Money.
    2) Which seductive fragrance(s) can I buy with my money, and non-niche ? Hide your face and show her the money.
    3) Where should I spray and how much should I wear (complicated issue in this case) Just throw the money at her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anointed One View Post
    1) What is the best fragrance to seduce her from my list ? Money.
    2) Which seductive fragrance(s) can I buy with my money, and non-niche ? Hide your face and show her the money.
    3) Where should I spray and how much should I wear (complicated issue in this case) Just throw the money at her.
    +1 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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    Given our young member's wardrobe, he could probably pull off the Guerlain Vetiver and be golden. Forget the $$$$$$ not all girls are interested in that...

    (of course, we could all be in the process of being jerked around by someone who is neither a 14 year old nor Romanian. That's more likely but with JH's "I want to buy something nice for my mother" I tend to believe him. Maybe.)
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    JH is 14, give him a break everybody. I can't believe how unpleasant some people have been.

    - My advice is, keep calm. Don't worry about your fragrance to much, just lightly apply whatever you feel comfortable in that day. Go meet her and just say hullo and let the conversation develop naturally from there, or not. If it doesn't, it doesn't matter. You are very young and there are many, many more people for you to meet now and for years to come. Good luck, remember to smile, ask questions more than you talk and listen to the answers.
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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    imma jump back in with this last remark... you might not understand though.
    seriously dude, stack your monies, build your cologne collection, dont waste your time with this pre-teen.

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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    Are you really into her or do you just want to be the special guy who successfully gets the girl? i.e. are you just looking for an ego boost?

    Here's one advice that has had a moderate level of success: completely ignore her.
    Stop the lovey-dovey eyes and stand out from the rest of the guys who want to impress her simply by being disinterested in her.

    Chat up her friends but single her out like she's not even there or act as though you find her presence annoying or childish. She will go bananas wondering what you find lacking in her and likely to go out of her way and treat you better just to get into this little 'group' you have with her GFs.

    *NOTE:
    This will take a tremendous amount of self confidence. Confidence is key. With it, you can pull off just about ANY scent. Good luck tho!

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    See message above ^
    Last edited by innerspark; 13th March 2010 at 11:27 AM.

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    I have a problem here with the verb "seduce." There was a book out there on seducing and it described the various "seducers" and their "victims": rake, dandy, flirt, vixen...what have you. This was supposedly a self-help book, but hilarious to read.

    All basic human nature and understanding people in order to manipulate them and get what you want.

    The goal was to seduce, not necessary engage in meaningful relationship. The whole attitude was of Don Giovanni and his "catalogue." Interesting that the dandy's key tactic was to seduce a woman using her "own traits": dressing well to seduce and using perfume, highlighting one's charms and attributes, charming conveersation and wit...the whole picture of a refined man who draws women as moths to a flame.

    In the end, this is not about relationship...just powerplays and games. The ideal couple to my mind in this context was a jaded dandy and his gold-digger ballerina. Each gets something out of the relationship, and its not often love: he gets the "companionship" of a woman, and she gets her penthouse and jewellery.
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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    Quote Originally Posted by hirch_duckfinder View Post
    JH is 14, give him a break everybody. I can't believe how unpleasant some people have been.
    Begin Thread jack-
    hirch_duckfinder, the scary part is that the folks who post the "all women want is your money" replies are not trying to mess with the original poster- they probably really believe that.

    End threadjack

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    Default Re: I need to seduce a girl, and quick. Please help.

    Quote Originally Posted by knit_at_nite View Post
    the scary part is that the folks who post the "all women want is your money" replies are not trying to mess with the original poster- they probably really believe that.
    I'm just glad the person who posted that was female... The men would never live it down. :-)

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