Paco Rabanne's Black XS comes to mind <_<
Exactly as the title states. I'm looking for something strong. Oppressive. I'd prefer if it was annoying as well. Some stuff that comes off strong enough that it would technically work but fades out too quickly to something not bad enough to be truly annoying (Jade East Musk, Quorum), or if its strong and long lasting its not annoying enough (Royal Copenhagen, Polo, Dirty English). I want something that will annoy, lasts forever and is painfully obvious in that fact.
Paco Rabanne's Black XS comes to mind <_<
Bogart Pour Homme, though it's not bad if you apply it in tiny doses (I have to dilute it !).
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AA Indian Pure Musk Ghazelle by Ajmal
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JOOP more than 4 sprays of this and you will gas the whole world.
Why, might we ask?
Last edited by StylinLA; 22nd March 2010 at 02:23 AM.
get ysl kouros bro, it wont disappoint trust me
wear over 12+ sprays of any fragrance and u'll get what u want.
Kouros is interesting:
Wear 1 or 2 sprays and you'll smell manly and sexy. 3 or more sprays and you'll smell like men, piss and sex.
It's not ugly, not a disgusting scent like a garbage pail, but it's so awful to be around because of the overbearing nature of the "approved" things in it: sweets and whatever else is in there.
Joop! Homme is your baby.
That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.
Overapply some Kiehls Musk Oil.
Ditto Kolnisch Juchten.
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Layer Bijan for Men on top of Sung Homme, and I think you've got it!
Joop! layered with Kouros layered with Oscar de la Renta Pour Lui. Asthmatics beware!
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Find pure civet and douse yourself in it. It will be quite a shocker to any noses nearby.
I'm enjoying trying to figure out why you would want such a frag- Conjectures:
You have a blind date and am going to whip on this annoyoing scent if you dislike the date
Someone is stalking you and you are going to use annoying scent as a deterrent
You want to be fired from your job
You want a neighboring co-worker to quit
This is fun.
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the ones I hear most often mentioned are
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Strange question indeed ...
Joop! Homme - obviously!
15+ sprays of Fahrenheit
Desire by Dunhill comes to mind or Quorum
Also in larger applications - Realities, Obsession, Burberry Brit.
Finally is you really wanna have everyone drop to their knees.. find some Versace V/S do 15 sprays and combine it with any one of the above in a massive dose and I guarantee a very negative reaction.
Last edited by The_Cologneist; 22nd March 2010 at 05:35 AM.
I second the pure musk option, esp. for insane longevity. Probably best layered with a large helping of a nosefryer like vintage Antaeus or the Oscar pour Lui. Blend them all to create the chemical warfare stuff of your dreams...and party on like it's 1989! Just make sure there are no naked flames nearby. Gas mask? Optional.
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Spray as much Beyond Paradise for men on your skin and clothes as you can, and reapply liberally often throughout the day.
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Splash Aqua Velva liberally on your chest and neck and then put your shirt on quickly. People are always offended when someone reeks of a scent they instantly recognize (like Ass 'n Armpits)
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Kouros by YSL
Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens
Two most offensive scents that I've come across.
Jacques Bogart's One Man Show!
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Ambre Sultan smells like something really old and mouldy to me, it lasts like crazy on my skin and overpower everything else
Giorgio Beverly Hills
Although I like them all, I think these would be your best bets. They seem to be the most divisive.
Last edited by Chasing the Dragon; 22nd March 2010 at 09:18 AM.
Joop Homme lasts a good five days if you don't wash.
Would that be annoying enough?
12 sprays of Nasomatto Duro, or Profumum Fumidus.
layer a sh!tload of British Sterling
with a sh!tload of Kouros.
Perhaps add some Azzaro Pure Vetiver if you are immune to pesticides.
Fracas, A*Men, Kourus, Duro -- layered!!!!!!
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My first thought was Chanel Pour Monsieur Concentree - but there are several people whos opinion I regard highly who seem to like it.
Just overapply anything strong, and you'll be set
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I fully second Kouros, Lagerfeld Classic, Joop Homme, but, above all, One Man Show
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Annoying, strong, and long lasting = Lapidus Pour Homme. Disgusting stuff, like a sweet overpowering fruity detergent. I can feel my stomach rising every time I smell it, I'm not kidding.
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Davidoff Original, the green stuff from 1984. I love it, but overapply it at your peril.
Almost any scent will become oppressively strong and annoying if overapplied. Just pick one scent mentioned above and give yourself 15 sprays and you will be "that guy". If you want to be a real maroon then just layer a couple scents.
Terre de Hermes
It's so strong. I can't wear that to the office any longer.
Last edited by Zerby; 22nd March 2010 at 01:45 PM.
Bond no 9 HOT Always would do the trick too.
Last edited by Zerby; 22nd March 2010 at 01:50 PM.
a lot of sprays of fahrenheit or joop and kouros, how about all three at once? If you want to die young and pull a lot of ppl with you then that's a choice!
Notice how the original poster has never come back on to the thread to comment or tell us why he wants this lethal scent?
You could try Angel Men , apparently the police are using the fragrance instead of mustard gas. They are finding it more effective in the fight against crime.
I'll second Black Aoud by Montale. Pretty expensive way to annoy somebody, though. I like the pure civet idea.