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    Default Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Exactly as the title states. I'm looking for something strong. Oppressive. I'd prefer if it was annoying as well. Some stuff that comes off strong enough that it would technically work but fades out too quickly to something not bad enough to be truly annoying (Jade East Musk, Quorum), or if its strong and long lasting its not annoying enough (Royal Copenhagen, Polo, Dirty English). I want something that will annoy, lasts forever and is painfully obvious in that fact.

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    Paco Rabanne's Black XS comes to mind <_<

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    Bogart Pour Homme, though it's not bad if you apply it in tiny doses (I have to dilute it !).

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    AA Indian Pure Musk Ghazelle by Ajmal
    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, ...... I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

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    JOOP more than 4 sprays of this and you will gas the whole world.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Lagerfeld Classic?

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Why, might we ask?
    Last edited by StylinLA; 22nd March 2010 at 02:23 AM.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by man114 View Post
    Exactly as the title states. I'm looking for something strong. Oppressive. I'd prefer if it was annoying as well.
    Good luck finding the scent that matches your personality

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    get ysl kouros bro, it wont disappoint trust me

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    wear over 12+ sprays of any fragrance and u'll get what u want.

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    Kouros is interesting:

    Wear 1 or 2 sprays and you'll smell manly and sexy. 3 or more sprays and you'll smell like men, piss and sex.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by Armor King View Post
    get ysl kouros bro, it wont disappoint trust me
    And the great cycle begins anew...

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by man114 View Post
    Exactly as the title states. I'm looking for something strong. Oppressive. I'd prefer if it was annoying as well. Some stuff that comes off strong enough that it would technically work but fades out too quickly to something not bad enough to be truly annoying (Jade East Musk, Quorum), or if its strong and long lasting its not annoying enough (Royal Copenhagen, Polo, Dirty English). I want something that will annoy, lasts forever and is painfully obvious in that fact.
    Do you plan on wearing this yourself? If so, who do you want to annoy?

    I think 25 sprays of Fahrenheit fits your needs perfectly.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    If you can, get hold of the vintage Oscar De La Renta Pour Lui. Just might be what you seek out.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rockabilly View Post
    JOOP more than 4 sprays of this and you will gas the whole world.
    I've got to agree with Rockabilly. Joop! Homme become oppressive because of the sweetness in its strength. It gets more and more annoying for those who have to smell it, and is thus oppressive, strong, and super annoying.

    It's not ugly, not a disgusting scent like a garbage pail, but it's so awful to be around because of the overbearing nature of the "approved" things in it: sweets and whatever else is in there.

    Joop! Homme is your baby.
    That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.

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    Overapply some Kiehls Musk Oil.

    Ditto Kolnisch Juchten.
    Last edited by Moneysuckle; 22nd March 2010 at 03:33 AM.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Layer Bijan for Men on top of Sung Homme, and I think you've got it!

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    Joop! layered with Kouros layered with Oscar de la Renta Pour Lui. Asthmatics beware!
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    Find pure civet and douse yourself in it. It will be quite a shocker to any noses nearby.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by StylinLA View Post
    Why, might we ask?
    Ditto.
    Anyway, LAPIDUS POUR HOMME by Ted Lapidus fits the bill. It’s loud, scary, horrible and overbearing. One spray can clear the room. More than one, you can commit crime against humanity!!!
    Currently wearing: L'Eau de L'Eau by Diptyque

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by TwoRoads View Post
    AA Indian Pure Musk Ghazelle by Ajmal
    End of thread right here. I'd also suggest Fumidus by Profumum.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by jss View Post
    Ditto.
    Anyway, LAPIDUS POUR HOMME by Ted Lapidus fits the bill. It’s loud, scary, horrible and overbearing. One spray can clear the room. More than one, you can commit crime against humanity!!!
    Oh that's right! I'm glad you reminded me about this one. It's fun to wear, so that's the whole problem for me.
    That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    I'm enjoying trying to figure out why you would want such a frag- Conjectures:
    You have a blind date and am going to whip on this annoyoing scent if you dislike the date
    Someone is stalking you and you are going to use annoying scent as a deterrent
    You want to be fired from your job
    You want a neighboring co-worker to quit

    This is fun.
    Currently wearing: Shalimar by Guerlain

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    Secretions Magnifique
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    Iris Pallida 50ml

    Ungaro I 75ml

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by knit_at_nite View Post
    You want to be fired from your job
    That was my first thought. My second thought was: this guy needs therapy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SculptureOfSoul View Post
    Secretions Magnifique
    Judging by the font size, I take it that's your final answer

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Strange question indeed ...

    Joop! Homme - obviously!
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    15+ sprays of Fahrenheit

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Desire by Dunhill comes to mind or Quorum

    Also in larger applications - Realities, Obsession, Burberry Brit.

    Finally is you really wanna have everyone drop to their knees.. find some Versace V/S do 15 sprays and combine it with any one of the above in a massive dose and I guarantee a very negative reaction.
    Last edited by The_Cologneist; 22nd March 2010 at 05:35 AM.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    I second the pure musk option, esp. for insane longevity. Probably best layered with a large helping of a nosefryer like vintage Antaeus or the Oscar pour Lui. Blend them all to create the chemical warfare stuff of your dreams...and party on like it's 1989! Just make sure there are no naked flames nearby. Gas mask? Optional.
    Last edited by Diamondflame; 22nd March 2010 at 05:56 AM.

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