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    Default Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Exactly as the title states. I'm looking for something strong. Oppressive. I'd prefer if it was annoying as well. Some stuff that comes off strong enough that it would technically work but fades out too quickly to something not bad enough to be truly annoying (Jade East Musk, Quorum), or if its strong and long lasting its not annoying enough (Royal Copenhagen, Polo, Dirty English). I want something that will annoy, lasts forever and is painfully obvious in that fact.

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    Paco Rabanne's Black XS comes to mind <_<

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    Bogart Pour Homme, though it's not bad if you apply it in tiny doses (I have to dilute it !).

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    AA Indian Pure Musk Ghazelle by Ajmal
    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, ...... I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

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    JOOP more than 4 sprays of this and you will gas the whole world.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Lagerfeld Classic?

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    Why, might we ask?
    Last edited by StylinLA; 22nd March 2010 at 03:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by man114 View Post
    Exactly as the title states. I'm looking for something strong. Oppressive. I'd prefer if it was annoying as well.
    Good luck finding the scent that matches your personality

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    get ysl kouros bro, it wont disappoint trust me

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    wear over 12+ sprays of any fragrance and u'll get what u want.

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    Kouros is interesting:

    Wear 1 or 2 sprays and you'll smell manly and sexy. 3 or more sprays and you'll smell like men, piss and sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armor King View Post
    get ysl kouros bro, it wont disappoint trust me
    And the great cycle begins anew...

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by man114 View Post
    Exactly as the title states. I'm looking for something strong. Oppressive. I'd prefer if it was annoying as well. Some stuff that comes off strong enough that it would technically work but fades out too quickly to something not bad enough to be truly annoying (Jade East Musk, Quorum), or if its strong and long lasting its not annoying enough (Royal Copenhagen, Polo, Dirty English). I want something that will annoy, lasts forever and is painfully obvious in that fact.
    Do you plan on wearing this yourself? If so, who do you want to annoy?

    I think 25 sprays of Fahrenheit fits your needs perfectly.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    If you can, get hold of the vintage Oscar De La Renta Pour Lui. Just might be what you seek out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockabilly View Post
    JOOP more than 4 sprays of this and you will gas the whole world.
    I've got to agree with Rockabilly. Joop! Homme become oppressive because of the sweetness in its strength. It gets more and more annoying for those who have to smell it, and is thus oppressive, strong, and super annoying.

    It's not ugly, not a disgusting scent like a garbage pail, but it's so awful to be around because of the overbearing nature of the "approved" things in it: sweets and whatever else is in there.

    Joop! Homme is your baby.
    That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.

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    Overapply some Kiehls Musk Oil.

    Ditto Kolnisch Juchten.
    Last edited by Moneysuckle; 22nd March 2010 at 04:33 AM.

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    Layer Bijan for Men on top of Sung Homme, and I think you've got it!

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    Joop! layered with Kouros layered with Oscar de la Renta Pour Lui. Asthmatics beware!
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    Find pure civet and douse yourself in it. It will be quite a shocker to any noses nearby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StylinLA View Post
    Why, might we ask?
    Ditto.
    Anyway, LAPIDUS POUR HOMME by Ted Lapidus fits the bill. Its loud, scary, horrible and overbearing. One spray can clear the room. More than one, you can commit crime against humanity!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoRoads View Post
    AA Indian Pure Musk Ghazelle by Ajmal
    End of thread right here. I'd also suggest Fumidus by Profumum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jss View Post
    Ditto.
    Anyway, LAPIDUS POUR HOMME by Ted Lapidus fits the bill. It’s loud, scary, horrible and overbearing. One spray can clear the room. More than one, you can commit crime against humanity!!!
    Oh that's right! I'm glad you reminded me about this one. It's fun to wear, so that's the whole problem for me.
    That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    I'm enjoying trying to figure out why you would want such a frag- Conjectures:
    You have a blind date and am going to whip on this annoyoing scent if you dislike the date
    Someone is stalking you and you are going to use annoying scent as a deterrent
    You want to be fired from your job
    You want a neighboring co-worker to quit

    This is fun.

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    Secretions Magnifique
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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    the ones I hear most often mentioned are
    A Men
    Le Male
    Kouros
    Joop!
    Bijan Man
    Black Aoud
    AA Indian Musk Ghazalle
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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by knit_at_nite View Post
    You want to be fired from your job
    That was my first thought. My second thought was: this guy needs therapy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SculptureOfSoul View Post
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    Judging by the font size, I take it that's your final answer

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Strange question indeed ...

    Joop! Homme - obviously!
    Le Mle
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    Body Kouros
    15+ sprays of Fahrenheit

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    Desire by Dunhill comes to mind or Quorum

    Also in larger applications - Realities, Obsession, Burberry Brit.

    Finally is you really wanna have everyone drop to their knees.. find some Versace V/S do 15 sprays and combine it with any one of the above in a massive dose and I guarantee a very negative reaction.
    Last edited by The_Cologneist; 22nd March 2010 at 06:35 AM.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    I second the pure musk option, esp. for insane longevity. Probably best layered with a large helping of a nosefryer like vintage Antaeus or the Oscar pour Lui. Blend them all to create the chemical warfare stuff of your dreams...and party on like it's 1989! Just make sure there are no naked flames nearby. Gas mask? Optional.
    Last edited by Diamondflame; 22nd March 2010 at 06:56 AM.

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by shamu1 View Post
    Do you plan on wearing this yourself? If so, who do you want to annoy?

    I think 25 sprays of Fahrenheit fits your needs perfectly.



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    Spray as much Beyond Paradise for men on your skin and clothes as you can, and reapply liberally often throughout the day.
    Last edited by mrclmind; 22nd March 2010 at 07:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blas View Post
    wear over 12+ sprays of any fragrance and u'll get what u want.
    Even 12+ of Beckham Instinct?

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    Splash Aqua Velva liberally on your chest and neck and then put your shirt on quickly. People are always offended when someone reeks of a scent they instantly recognize (like Ass 'n Armpits)
    Last edited by Spray; 22nd March 2010 at 07:16 AM.

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    Kouros by YSL
    Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens

    Two most offensive scents that I've come across.

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    Jacques Bogart's One Man Show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoRoads View Post
    AA Indian Pure Musk Ghazelle by Ajmal
    Good suggestion

    May I also add, Nasomatto Duro. This stuff is lethal.

    And no, I don't even want to know why you are seeking this recommendation

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    Default Re: Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne...

    Quote Originally Posted by SillageMonger View Post
    Layer Bijan for Men on top of Sung Homme, and I think you've got it!
    Quote Originally Posted by mrclmind View Post
    Spray as much Beyond Paradise for men on your skin and clothes as you can, and reapply liberally often throughout the day.
    Er.... i think these may require Defence Department clearance for civilian use.

    One Man Show, most liberally applied, will knock out the wearer first before his intention is fulfilled.
    ointments and perfume delight the heart....

    #BBOG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonx View Post
    Kouros by YSL
    Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens

    Two most offensive scents that I've come across.
    The oregano in Ambre Sultan is hilarious, but, surprisingly, I like it! Someone told me Ambre Sultan smells like dirty ass It may be my first Serge Lutens purchase!

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    Ambre Sultan smells like something really old and mouldy to me, it lasts like crazy on my skin and overpower everything else

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    Lapidus PH
    Joop!
    Kouros
    Giorgio Beverly Hills

    Although I like them all, I think these would be your best bets. They seem to be the most divisive.
    Last edited by Chasing the Dragon; 22nd March 2010 at 10:18 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SculptureOfSoul View Post
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    The Original Poster said "annoying" - not "sickening" or "nauseating".
    Renato

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    Joop Homme lasts a good five days if you don't wash.

    Would that be annoying enough?
    Renato

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    12 sprays of Nasomatto Duro, or Profumum Fumidus.

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    layer a sh!tload of British Sterling
    with a sh!tload of Kouros.
    Perhaps add some Azzaro Pure Vetiver if you are immune to pesticides.

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    Fracas, A*Men, Kourus, Duro -- layered!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scent View Post
    Fracas, A*Men, Kourus, Duro -- layered!
    My lord man. You're trying to get him registered as a biological weapon.

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    My first thought was Chanel Pour Monsieur Concentree - but there are several people whos opinion I regard highly who seem to like it.
    Just overapply anything strong, and you'll be set

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    Tiffany For men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillaire View Post
    Lagerfeld Classic?
    May the lord blast my nose off.

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    I fully second Kouros, Lagerfeld Classic, Joop Homme, but, above all, One Man Show
    Last edited by Ken_Russell; 22nd March 2010 at 12:30 PM.

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    Annoying, strong, and long lasting = Lapidus Pour Homme. Disgusting stuff, like a sweet overpowering fruity detergent. I can feel my stomach rising every time I smell it, I'm not kidding.
    I wanna say something. Im gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you dont, send it right back."

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    Davidoff Original, the green stuff from 1984. I love it, but overapply it at your peril.

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    Almost any scent will become oppressively strong and annoying if overapplied. Just pick one scent mentioned above and give yourself 15 sprays and you will be "that guy". If you want to be a real maroon then just layer a couple scents.

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    Terre de Hermes

    It's so strong. I can't wear that to the office any longer.
    Last edited by Zerby; 22nd March 2010 at 02:45 PM.

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    Bond no 9 HOT Always would do the trick too.
    Last edited by Zerby; 22nd March 2010 at 02:50 PM.

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    a lot of sprays of fahrenheit or joop and kouros, how about all three at once? If you want to die young and pull a lot of ppl with you then that's a choice!

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    Notice how the original poster has never come back on to the thread to comment or tell us why he wants this lethal scent?

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    You could try Angel Men , apparently the police are using the fragrance instead of mustard gas. They are finding it more effective in the fight against crime.

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    I'll second Black Aoud by Montale. Pretty expensive way to annoy somebody, though. I like the pure civet idea.

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