Poison pour Homme - will knock you and yours dead!
brand-new fragrances, coming soon:
KOUROS EXTRAIT - for the special moments of a man´s live
A*MEN PURE SUGAR FREE - 98 %carb.red.
OLD QUORUM - back with original formulation, for jungle or cemetery use
JOOP FOR CATS MOYEN CONCENTREE - the same stuff now available for all! Limited edition!
FROZEN WATER 1K - the new aquatic, for all those who don´t have the courage to scent
NEW DILUTION - now still more diluted, for the sceptic person
LA NUIT DE BRUT DOUBLE CAN - 45,3 oz ; pour it, drink it
YATAGAN ORIGINAL - go veggie!
VAN CLEEF&ARPELS PH NOIR ABSOLUTE - that´s hardly possible
GIVENCHY 2*PI*r - the sweetness enfolds you
Go on and have a nice day..
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Poison pour Homme - will knock you and yours dead!
Blenheim Bouquet pour Elle- the most formal and mature female frag ever made
Guerlinade Triple/Quadruple Vanille- so much pure vanilla, that it's only being sold against prescription, as vanilla overdosing was reported before
Knize Ten Extrait 200%- which means 100% pure civet concocted with 100% pure leather
Old Spice Cinnamon- pretty obvious, check your spice rack for more info
Kiehl's Citrus Oil- lemon juice so acid and so astringent, that it fights of any insect or even the smallest, best-adjusted, resistant bacteria, also suitable for extremely aggressive colds
L'Eau Standard - a new L'Eau for Guerlain
Azzaro CHROME Sports Rims - new with anti-rust formulation!
Yohji Homme Eau Legere - new sensual fragrance for that one-minute quickie. Lasts just as long...!
Antaeus Extreme Retro EDP - new with crowd-control accord. Party on like its 1989!
Your Insolence - for the perfect insolent individual
Mugler C*Men -- Sometimes smelling like chocolate just isn't enough.
Three scents I'm afraid we'll soon see:
-Acqua di Gio Sport (because everyone else is doing sport fragrances... why not Armani/L'Oreal?)
-L'Eau d'Issey Pour Homme Sport (Take above. Replace Armani with Issey Miyake/BPI.)
-Bond No. 9 LaGuardia Airport (The world's first commercial aviation fragrance)
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"The stench / The stench / Of summer sex / And CK Eternity, oh hell yes"
-Fall Out Boy, "Uma Thurman"
Bond No. 9 - Long Island Garden Gnome
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Bond No 9 Hudson River
Bond No 9 Jackson Heights (Indian shops/neighborhood in NYC)
A*Men Pure Cannabis
Montale Aoud Bois Musk Shiny Wild Red Flowers Absolu
Kouros Incontinence Extreme
Creed Original Gangsta
Dior - Family Jules
Dior Homme Sport Intense Cologne de Toilette
Black Aoud Extrait- When simply being dark just isn't enough.
Etat Libre d'Orange Fat Electrician Summer Sexy Beach Edition 2010
Hermes Un Jardin de L'Agriculture Industrielle - a modern addition to the Jardin series
Armani Unbreakable Code - you will be SO mysterious.
Clive Christian Eau de Eau - a bottle of purified water. No less than $500.
Bond no 9 Long Island Expressway - when you want to be ripped off and cut off.
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"It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing; it's what you're doing when you're doing what you look like you're doing."
A few more here:-
Etat Libre d'Orange Biggest Loser - when being fat costs an electrician his job.
Geoffrey Beene Brown Pants - what you wear when you're about to get fired.
Dior Warm & Fuzzy Poison - Always keep you warm & cozy. Care Bears not included.
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Azzaro Nickel - because we need another Chrome, but yet not Chrome
Dior Escale de Hainan - Hainanese Coffee and coconuts because it cant get more tropical than that
Creed Acier Aurum - a more upscale and bling bling version of Acier Aluminium
Sean John I am Black - a blatant copy of Acier Aurum: what could be more bling than golden armor?
Guerlain Guerliande Muscinade Grande - because one signature base is just not enough. More tonka, anyone?
Dior- Eau Michael Sauvage: The smell of partisan hatred.
Creed :Made by Olivier Creed for Ramses II, original label shown
Bond No. 9- Jersey Shore and Washington Heights
Le Labo- Offal 19
Stetson- Brokeback Mountain
Creed- Love In Black Holes: Enough violet nitrile to shred the time/space continuum.
Coty- Charles Manson's celebrity scent
Parfums d'Empire- Evil Empire: the smell of Cold War paranoia and oncoming nuclear winter
Burberry- White Cider and Cigarettes: For the Chav who has it all!
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Obsessions of the Moment- Kristiansand EDC, Green Irish Tweed, Zizan
Granted, we've known each other for some time. It don't take a whole day to recognize sunshine. ~ Common Sense
Creed vintage tabarome re-release, and pure cash for men, the essence of sex new fragrance for men and women by paco rabanne
Creed Imperial Toilet Water - Now you can smell like Louis XIII's throne (which is actually his toilet)
Smalto Full Choke Happy Ending Special Edition.
That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.
Comme des Garcons - Ongles Acrylique
Diesel Zero Plus Plus Plus Zero Zero - We'll be discontinued in no time.
Cuba Clear - We're out of colors..
Fahrenheit Absolutely Nothing Like the Others - The name says it all.
(Love all the new Bond fragrances!)
Timbuktoo – The first Duchaufour flanker
Mitsouko Noire – For the black sheep-ra among us
Grey Flannel Sheets – Hey hey hey: Violet leaf *can* be sexy!
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Aqua Di Parma Asti Spumante -> This one you take to rehab with you.
Gendarme V - ABC Edition -> Lizard skin scent
Creed Creed -> One application and you become that pretentious pseudo grunge twit.
Aramis Hipster -> "Can't buy it, bro. PBR sixers are on sale at the Circle K. Ironic"
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Joop! Pour Homme Concentree - Specially formulated for biological warfare.
Looking for: Andy Tauer - L'air du Desert Morocain & Incense Extreme
Check out my NEW Aussie sale / trade thread here -
Kouros Attar - The ONE that lasts at least a month.
Haha, these are great, keep'em coming!