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    Hi basenoters,

    brand-new fragrances, coming soon:

    KOUROS EXTRAIT - for the special moments of a manīs live
    A*MEN PURE SUGAR FREE - 98 %carb.red.
    OLD QUORUM - back with original formulation, for jungle or cemetery use
    JOOP FOR CATS MOYEN CONCENTREE - the same stuff now available for all! Limited edition!
    FROZEN WATER 1K - the new aquatic, for all those who donīt have the courage to scent
    NEW DILUTION - now still more diluted, for the sceptic person
    LA NUIT DE BRUT DOUBLE CAN - 45,3 oz ; pour it, drink it
    YATAGAN ORIGINAL - go veggie!
    VAN CLEEF&ARPELS PH NOIR ABSOLUTE - thatīs hardly possible
    GIVENCHY 2*PI*r - the sweetness enfolds you

    Go on and have a nice day..
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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    Poison pour Homme - will knock you and yours dead!

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    yeaaah, gimme some..

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    Blenheim Bouquet pour Elle- the most formal and mature female frag ever made
    Guerlinade Triple/Quadruple Vanille- so much pure vanilla, that it's only being sold against prescription, as vanilla overdosing was reported before
    Knize Ten Extrait 200%- which means 100% pure civet concocted with 100% pure leather
    Old Spice Cinnamon- pretty obvious, check your spice rack for more info
    Kiehl's Citrus Oil- lemon juice so acid and so astringent, that it fights of any insect or even the smallest, best-adjusted, resistant bacteria, also suitable for extremely aggressive colds

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    L'Eau Standard - a new L'Eau for Guerlain

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    Azzaro CHROME Sports Rims - new with anti-rust formulation!

    Yohji Homme Eau Legere - new sensual fragrance for that one-minute quickie. Lasts just as long...!

    Antaeus Extreme Retro EDP - new with crowd-control accord. Party on like its 1989!
    Currently wearing: Sartorial by Penhaligon's

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    Your Insolence - for the perfect insolent individual

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    Mugler C*Men -- Sometimes smelling like chocolate just isn't enough.

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    Three scents I'm afraid we'll soon see:

    -Acqua di Gio Sport (because everyone else is doing sport fragrances... why not Armani/L'Oreal?)
    -L'Eau d'Issey Pour Homme Sport (Take above. Replace Armani with Issey Miyake/BPI.)
    -Bond No. 9 LaGuardia Airport (The world's first commercial aviation fragrance)
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    Bond No. 9 - Long Island Garden Gnome
    Last edited by mrclmind; 29th March 2010 at 03:07 PM.

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    Bond No 9 Hudson River
    Bond No 9 Jackson Heights (Indian shops/neighborhood in NYC)
    A*Men Pure Cannabis
    Montale Aoud Bois Musk Shiny Wild Red Flowers Absolu
    Kouros Incontinence Extreme
    Creed Original Gangsta
    Dior - Family Jules
    Dior Homme Sport Intense Cologne de Toilette
    Oriscent, AgarAura Pure Ouds, Creed, LIDGE, Patou Pour Homme, tons of niche and rare stuff for sale!
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/253...er-100-items!!

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    Black Aoud Extrait- When simply being dark just isn't enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azsmells View Post
    Kouros Incontinence Extreme
    Creed Original Gangsta
    Dior - Family Jules
    Dior Homme Sport Intense Cologne de Toilette
    Good ones!



    Etat Libre d'Orange Fat Electrician Summer Sexy Beach Edition 2010
    Hermes Un Jardin de L'Agriculture Industrielle - a modern addition to the Jardin series
    Armani Unbreakable Code - you will be SO mysterious.
    Clive Christian Eau de Eau - a bottle of purified water. No less than $500.
    Bond no 9 Long Island Expressway - when you want to be ripped off and cut off.
    Last edited by LiveJazz; 29th March 2010 at 05:35 PM.
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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    A few more here:-

    Etat Libre d'Orange Biggest Loser - when being fat costs an electrician his job.

    Geoffrey Beene Brown Pants - what you wear when you're about to get fired.

    Dior Warm & Fuzzy Poison - Always keep you warm & cozy. Care Bears not included.
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    Currently wearing: Sartorial by Penhaligon's

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    Azzaro Nickel - because we need another Chrome, but yet not Chrome
    Dior Escale de Hainan - Hainanese Coffee and coconuts because it cant get more tropical than that
    Creed Acier Aurum - a more upscale and bling bling version of Acier Aluminium
    Sean John I am Black - a blatant copy of Acier Aurum: what could be more bling than golden armor?
    Guerlain Guerliande Muscinade Grande - because one signature base is just not enough. More tonka, anyone?

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    Not to forget:
    PRADA CLYSTER LīHOMME - Eau je

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    Dior- Eau Michael Sauvage: The smell of partisan hatred.
    Creed :Made by Olivier Creed for Ramses II, original label shown
    Bond No. 9- Jersey Shore and Washington Heights
    Le Labo- Offal 19
    Stetson- Brokeback Mountain
    Creed- Love In Black Holes: Enough violet nitrile to shred the time/space continuum.
    Coty- Charles Manson's celebrity scent
    Parfums d'Empire- Evil Empire: the smell of Cold War paranoia and oncoming nuclear winter
    Burberry- White Cider and Cigarettes: For the Chav who has it all!
    Last edited by Zizanioides; 29th March 2010 at 08:00 PM.

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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    Quote Originally Posted by Azsmells View Post
    Bond No 9 Hudson River
    Bond No 9 Jackson Heights (Indian shops/neighborhood in NYC)
    A*Men Pure Cannabis
    Montale Aoud Bois Musk Shiny Wild Red Flowers Absolu
    Kouros Incontinence Extreme
    Creed Original Gangsta
    Dior - Family Jules
    Dior Homme Sport Intense Cologne de Toilette
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    Creed vintage tabarome re-release, and pure cash for men, the essence of sex new fragrance for men and women by paco rabanne

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    Creed Imperial Toilet Water - Now you can smell like Louis XIII's throne (which is actually his toilet)

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    Smalto Full Choke Happy Ending Special Edition.
    That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.

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    Comme des Garcons - Ongles Acrylique

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    Diesel Zero Plus Plus Plus Zero Zero - We'll be discontinued in no time.
    Cuba Clear - We're out of colors..
    Fahrenheit Absolutely Nothing Like the Others - The name says it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondflame View Post
    Azzaro CHROME Sports Rims - new with anti-rust formulation!
    Nice, I'm not a fan of naming a fragrance after a metal, or an alloy.

    As for myself,

    Diesel - Fuel for Life Castrol Edition: twice as potent, 100% synthetic

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    (Love all the new Bond fragrances!)

    Timbuktoo – The first Duchaufour flanker
    Mitsouko Noire – For the black sheep-ra among us
    Grey Flannel Sheets – Hey hey hey: Violet leaf *can* be sexy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dustb View Post
    smalto full choke happy ending special edition.
    lol!!!

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    Aqua Di Parma Asti Spumante -> This one you take to rehab with you.

    Gendarme V - ABC Edition -> Lizard skin scent

    Creed Creed -> One application and you become that pretentious pseudo grunge twit.

    Aramis Hipster -> "Can't buy it, bro. PBR sixers are on sale at the Circle K. Ironic"
    Last edited by adonis; 30th March 2010 at 04:39 AM.

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    Joop! Pour Homme Concentree - Specially formulated for biological warfare.
    Looking for: Andy Tauer - L'air du Desert Morocain & Incense Extreme

    Check out my NEW Aussie sale / trade thread here -
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/249...76#post1801576

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    Kouros Attar - The ONE that lasts at least a month.

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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    Haha, these are great, keep'em coming!

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