Davidoff Cool Water Drought
Gucci pour homme One Hundred and Forty Seven
Bulgari Earl Grey Tea Decaf
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Eunuque
Snarky is as snarky does.
Anakin: What was that all about?
Obi-Wan: Well, R2 has been...
Anakin: No loose wire jokes.
Obi-Wan: Did I say anything?
Anakin: He's trying.
Obi-Wan: I didn't say anything!
Bond No 9 Bed-Stuy New York
Just a little visual to get ya in the mood -
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Zegna ZZZZZZZZ The world's most boring cologne.
Joop Diabeetus. pure sugar enough for you to get your testing supplies and call liberty medical asap. it even has a picture of wilford brimley on the front
Bond No. 9 Subway - Capturing the essence of urine and poverty
Tap Water by Davidoff - the smell of fluoride
A*Men Pure Bloody Mary - capture the cougar
A*Men pure bubble gum, pure milk duds, pure diabetes and pure liquorish. Bond #9 the hudson river to capture the smell of the dirtiest river. Davidoff urine water, feel the stench of piss on your skin.
Femme Dandy (not to be confused with Femme de Dandy): inspired by the femme dandy, who is too terrifed to pick up a duelling pistol, obliging his second to fight for him. Very, very white floral scent.
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"...her fragrance all in my keeping; softly she comes in the night." Lyrics, Gordon Lightfoot, "Softly."
paco rabanne 1 billion the new fragrance for men so sweet that you will smell like a candy store. 50% real maple syrup
Davidoff Cool Water Boarding" IFRA regulations? This doesn't even follow the Geneva Convention! Dick Cheney Limited Edition
VETIVER MEDIOCRE BY FREDERIC MALLE - why be extraordinary when mediocrity has gotten you this far?
Creed Commercial Water (the first Creed release after being taken over by Coty)
Joop! pour Homme Concentree Intense (because they can)
Sean John - I Am Vain (commercial honesty, finally)
Kouros Eau de Chat ([pronounced "O de shah" . translated - Cat Water] - the original juice, relabeled and calling it what it is)
ointments and perfume delight the heart....
Sean John I am moist
Sean John Give me money
Sean John Cheesecake
Joop Extreme intense radioactive #2 even stronger and longer lasting
Polo triple black
Polo quadruple black
Abercrombie and Fitch pansy
Angel men intense with extra chocolate and coffee mixed with more lavender and patchouli
Gucci by Gucci pour Homme by Gucci pour Homme IV pour Homme for Men III
LMOL... can suggest anything, except for the very lame Eau Civilisé by Dior - actually an acquatic eau de cologne that is so fleeting it won't last fifteen minutes, of course, sold at rocket high prices only in exclusive stores.
Dior: Fahrenheit 451: 10% of all sales go to fighting literacy!
Guerlain: Apres L’ondee, le Deluge
Etat Libre d'Orange Marketing Department on Acid
sean jean forgettable
creed original ddt made for an un-named king supposedly he died while sniffing this wonderful fragrance, made from pure ddt this is literally to die for
D*Men- From the house that brought you Angel and A*Men. Comes their first foray into the satanic. And you thought A*Men was hell bottled.
Luke Warm Water- When the situation calls for being neither cool or hot, we've got you covered. WARNING: Passing whiffs may cause spontaneous yawning.
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Obsessions of the Moment- Kristiansand EDC, Green Irish Tweed, Zizan
Granted, we've known each other for some time. It don't take a whole day to recognize sunshine. ~ Common Sense
Bond no.9 Detroit: sweaty armpits and BO