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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    Davidoff Cool Water Drought
    Gucci pour homme One Hundred and Forty Seven
    Bulgari Earl Grey Tea Decaf
    Jean Paul Gaultier Le Eunuque
    Snarky is as snarky does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zizanioides View Post
    Parfums d'Empire- Evil Empire
    Yes, yes, yes! But rather a fragrance built around a note of lightsaber plasma. Red-tinted juice, of course.

    Great fodder for flankers. Dark Side Limited Edition: "Don't underestimate it."
    Anakin: What was that all about?
    Obi-Wan: Well, R2 has been...
    Anakin: No loose wire jokes.
    Obi-Wan: Did I say anything?
    Anakin: He's trying.
    Obi-Wan: I didn't say anything!

    -ROTS


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bon Vivant View Post
    Yes, yes, yes! But rather a fragrance built around a note of lightsaber plasma. Red-tinted juice, of course.

    Great fodder for flankers. Dark Side Limited Edition: "Don't underestimate it."
    wait wait....

    you forgot the limited edition hitler edition of the evil empire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joey86 View Post
    wait wait....

    you forgot the limited edition hitler edition of the evil empire.
    And there it is.
    Goodnight everybody!

  5. #35

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    Bond No 9 Bed-Stuy New York

    Just a little visual to get ya in the mood -
    Last edited by scentimus; 31st March 2010 at 12:44 AM.

  6. #36

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    Zegna ZZZZZZZZ The world's most boring cologne.

  7. #37

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    Joop Diabeetus. pure sugar enough for you to get your testing supplies and call liberty medical asap. it even has a picture of wilford brimley on the front

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    Bond No. 9 Subway - Capturing the essence of urine and poverty
    Tap Water by Davidoff - the smell of fluoride
    A*Men Pure Bloody Mary - capture the cougar

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    A*Men pure bubble gum, pure milk duds, pure diabetes and pure liquorish. Bond #9 the hudson river to capture the smell of the dirtiest river. Davidoff urine water, feel the stench of piss on your skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrclmind View Post
    Comme des Garcons - Ongles Acrylique
    ROTFL! These are great...I wonder where that thread I started went...

    Femme Dandy (not to be confused with Femme de Dandy): inspired by the femme dandy, who is too terrifed to pick up a duelling pistol, obliging his second to fight for him. Very, very white floral scent.
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  11. #41

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    paco rabanne 1 billion the new fragrance for men so sweet that you will smell like a candy store. 50% real maple syrup

  12. #42

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    Davidoff Cool Water Boarding" IFRA regulations? This doesn't even follow the Geneva Convention! Dick Cheney Limited Edition

  13. #43

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    VETIVER MEDIOCRE BY FREDERIC MALLE - why be extraordinary when mediocrity has gotten you this far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scentimus View Post
    Bond No 9 Bed-Stuy New York

    Just a little visual to get ya in the mood -
    As a New Yorker who went to high school in Brooklyn, something really bothered me about that picture:

    That strike zone is way too low.

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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    Creed Commercial Water (the first Creed release after being taken over by Coty)
    Joop! pour Homme Concentree Intense (because they can)
    Sean John - I Am Vain (commercial honesty, finally)
    Kouros Eau de Chat ([pronounced "O de shah" . translated - Cat Water] - the original juice, relabeled and calling it what it is)
    ointments and perfume delight the heart....

    #BBOG!

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    Sean John I am moist
    Sean John Give me money
    Sean John Cheesecake

    Joop Extreme intense radioactive #2 even stronger and longer lasting

    Polo triple black
    Polo quadruple black

    Abercrombie and Fitch pansy

    Fahrenheitt inferno

    Angel men intense with extra chocolate and coffee mixed with more lavender and patchouli

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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    Gucci by Gucci pour Homme by Gucci pour Homme IV pour Homme for Men III

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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    LMOL... can suggest anything, except for the very lame Eau Civilisé by Dior - actually an acquatic eau de cologne that is so fleeting it won't last fifteen minutes, of course, sold at rocket high prices only in exclusive stores.

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    Dior: Fahrenheit 451: 10% of all sales go to fighting literacy!
    Guerlain: Apres L’ondee, le Deluge
    Etat Libre d'Orange Marketing Department on Acid

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    fahrenheit 911
    sean jean forgettable
    creed original ddt made for an un-named king supposedly he died while sniffing this wonderful fragrance, made from pure ddt this is literally to die for

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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zizanioides View Post
    Dior: Fahrenheit 451: 10% of all sales go to fighting literacy!
    Guerlain: Apres L’ondee, le Deluge
    Etat Libre d'Orange Marketing Department on Acid
    ELdO Advertisers in the Creative Department on Meth, a flanker to your Marketing Department on Acid.

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    D*Men- From the house that brought you Angel and A*Men. Comes their first foray into the satanic. And you thought A*Men was hell bottled.

    Luke Warm Water- When the situation calls for being neither cool or hot, we've got you covered. WARNING: Passing whiffs may cause spontaneous yawning.
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    Bond no.9 Detroit: sweaty armpits and BO

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