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    Hi basenoters,

    brand-new fragrances, coming soon:

    KOUROS EXTRAIT - for the special moments of a manīs live
    A*MEN PURE SUGAR FREE - 98 %carb.red.
    OLD QUORUM - back with original formulation, for jungle or cemetery use
    JOOP FOR CATS MOYEN CONCENTREE - the same stuff now available for all! Limited edition!
    FROZEN WATER 1K - the new aquatic, for all those who donīt have the courage to scent
    NEW DILUTION - now still more diluted, for the sceptic person
    LA NUIT DE BRUT DOUBLE CAN - 45,3 oz ; pour it, drink it
    YATAGAN ORIGINAL - go veggie!
    VAN CLEEF&ARPELS PH NOIR ABSOLUTE - thatīs hardly possible
    GIVENCHY 2*PI*r - the sweetness enfolds you

    Go on and have a nice day..
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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    Poison pour Homme - will knock you and yours dead!

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    yeaaah, gimme some..

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    Blenheim Bouquet pour Elle- the most formal and mature female frag ever made
    Guerlinade Triple/Quadruple Vanille- so much pure vanilla, that it's only being sold against prescription, as vanilla overdosing was reported before
    Knize Ten Extrait 200%- which means 100% pure civet concocted with 100% pure leather
    Old Spice Cinnamon- pretty obvious, check your spice rack for more info
    Kiehl's Citrus Oil- lemon juice so acid and so astringent, that it fights of any insect or even the smallest, best-adjusted, resistant bacteria, also suitable for extremely aggressive colds

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    L'Eau Standard - a new L'Eau for Guerlain

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    Azzaro CHROME Sports Rims - new with anti-rust formulation!

    Yohji Homme Eau Legere - new sensual fragrance for that one-minute quickie. Lasts just as long...!

    Antaeus Extreme Retro EDP - new with crowd-control accord. Party on like its 1989!

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    Your Insolence - for the perfect insolent individual

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    Mugler C*Men -- Sometimes smelling like chocolate just isn't enough.

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    Three scents I'm afraid we'll soon see:

    -Acqua di Gio Sport (because everyone else is doing sport fragrances... why not Armani/L'Oreal?)
    -L'Eau d'Issey Pour Homme Sport (Take above. Replace Armani with Issey Miyake/BPI.)
    -Bond No. 9 LaGuardia Airport (The world's first commercial aviation fragrance)
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    1) Straight to Heaven - By Kilian
    2) Back to Black - By Kilian
    3) Musk Oud - By Kilian
    4) Encre Noire - Lalique
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    M7 (vintage or Oud Absolu) - YSL
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    Bond No. 9 - Long Island Garden Gnome
    Last edited by mrclmind; 29th March 2010 at 04:07 PM.

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    Bond No 9 Hudson River
    Bond No 9 Jackson Heights (Indian shops/neighborhood in NYC)
    A*Men Pure Cannabis
    Montale Aoud Bois Musk Shiny Wild Red Flowers Absolu
    Kouros Incontinence Extreme
    Creed Original Gangsta
    Dior - Family Jules
    Dior Homme Sport Intense Cologne de Toilette
    Oriscent, AgarAura Pure Ouds, Creed, LIDGE, Patou Pour Homme, tons of niche and rare stuff for sale!
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/253...er-100-items!!

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    Black Aoud Extrait- When simply being dark just isn't enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azsmells View Post
    Kouros Incontinence Extreme
    Creed Original Gangsta
    Dior - Family Jules
    Dior Homme Sport Intense Cologne de Toilette
    Good ones!



    Etat Libre d'Orange Fat Electrician Summer Sexy Beach Edition 2010
    Hermes Un Jardin de L'Agriculture Industrielle - a modern addition to the Jardin series
    Armani Unbreakable Code - you will be SO mysterious.
    Clive Christian Eau de Eau - a bottle of purified water. No less than $500.
    Bond no 9 Long Island Expressway - when you want to be ripped off and cut off.
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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    A few more here:-

    Etat Libre d'Orange Biggest Loser - when being fat costs an electrician his job.

    Geoffrey Beene Brown Pants - what you wear when you're about to get fired.

    Dior Warm & Fuzzy Poison - Always keep you warm & cozy. Care Bears not included.
    Last edited by Diamondflame; 29th March 2010 at 06:05 PM.

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    Azzaro Nickel - because we need another Chrome, but yet not Chrome
    Dior Escale de Hainan - Hainanese Coffee and coconuts because it cant get more tropical than that
    Creed Acier Aurum - a more upscale and bling bling version of Acier Aluminium
    Sean John I am Black - a blatant copy of Acier Aurum: what could be more bling than golden armor?
    Guerlain Guerliande Muscinade Grande - because one signature base is just not enough. More tonka, anyone?

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    Not to forget:
    PRADA CLYSTER LīHOMME - Eau je

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    Dior- Eau Michael Sauvage: The smell of partisan hatred.
    Creed :Made by Olivier Creed for Ramses II, original label shown
    Bond No. 9- Jersey Shore and Washington Heights
    Le Labo- Offal 19
    Stetson- Brokeback Mountain
    Creed- Love In Black Holes: Enough violet nitrile to shred the time/space continuum.
    Coty- Charles Manson's celebrity scent
    Parfums d'Empire- Evil Empire: the smell of Cold War paranoia and oncoming nuclear winter
    Burberry- White Cider and Cigarettes: For the Chav who has it all!
    Last edited by Zizanioides; 29th March 2010 at 09:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azsmells View Post
    Bond No 9 Hudson River
    Bond No 9 Jackson Heights (Indian shops/neighborhood in NYC)
    A*Men Pure Cannabis
    Montale Aoud Bois Musk Shiny Wild Red Flowers Absolu
    Kouros Incontinence Extreme
    Creed Original Gangsta
    Dior - Family Jules
    Dior Homme Sport Intense Cologne de Toilette
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    Obsessions of the Moment- Kristiansand EDC, Green Irish Tweed, Zizan

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    Creed vintage tabarome re-release, and pure cash for men, the essence of sex new fragrance for men and women by paco rabanne

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    Creed Imperial Toilet Water - Now you can smell like Louis XIII's throne (which is actually his toilet)

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    Smalto Full Choke Happy Ending Special Edition.
    That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.

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    Comme des Garcons - Ongles Acrylique

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    Diesel Zero Plus Plus Plus Zero Zero - We'll be discontinued in no time.
    Cuba Clear - We're out of colors..
    Fahrenheit Absolutely Nothing Like the Others - The name says it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondflame View Post
    Azzaro CHROME Sports Rims - new with anti-rust formulation!
    Nice, I'm not a fan of naming a fragrance after a metal, or an alloy.

    As for myself,

    Diesel - Fuel for Life Castrol Edition: twice as potent, 100% synthetic

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    (Love all the new Bond fragrances!)

    Timbuktoo – The first Duchaufour flanker
    Mitsouko Noire – For the black sheep-ra among us
    Grey Flannel Sheets – Hey hey hey: Violet leaf *can* be sexy!
    Last edited by Haunani; 30th March 2010 at 05:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustb View Post
    smalto full choke happy ending special edition.
    lol!!!

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    Aqua Di Parma Asti Spumante -> This one you take to rehab with you.

    Gendarme V - ABC Edition -> Lizard skin scent

    Creed Creed -> One application and you become that pretentious pseudo grunge twit.

    Aramis Hipster -> "Can't buy it, bro. PBR sixers are on sale at the Circle K. Ironic"
    Last edited by adonis; 30th March 2010 at 05:39 AM.

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    Joop! Pour Homme Concentree - Specially formulated for biological warfare.
    Looking for: Andy Tauer - L'air du Desert Morocain & Incense Extreme

    Check out my NEW Aussie sale / trade thread here -
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/249...76#post1801576

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    Kouros Attar - The ONE that lasts at least a month.

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    Haha, these are great, keep'em coming!

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    Davidoff Cool Water Drought
    Gucci pour homme One Hundred and Forty Seven
    Bulgari Earl Grey Tea Decaf
    Jean Paul Gaultier Le Eunuque
    Snarky is as snarky does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zizanioides View Post
    Parfums d'Empire- Evil Empire
    Yes, yes, yes! But rather a fragrance built around a note of lightsaber plasma. Red-tinted juice, of course.

    Great fodder for flankers. Dark Side Limited Edition: "Don't underestimate it."
    Anakin: What was that all about?
    Obi-Wan: Well, R2 has been...
    Anakin: No loose wire jokes.
    Obi-Wan: Did I say anything?
    Anakin: He's trying.
    Obi-Wan: I didn't say anything!

    -ROTS


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bon Vivant View Post
    Yes, yes, yes! But rather a fragrance built around a note of lightsaber plasma. Red-tinted juice, of course.

    Great fodder for flankers. Dark Side Limited Edition: "Don't underestimate it."
    wait wait....

    you forgot the limited edition hitler edition of the evil empire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joey86 View Post
    wait wait....

    you forgot the limited edition hitler edition of the evil empire.
    And there it is.
    Goodnight everybody!

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    Bond No 9 Bed-Stuy New York

    Just a little visual to get ya in the mood -
    Last edited by scentimus; 31st March 2010 at 01:44 AM.

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    Zegna ZZZZZZZZ The world's most boring cologne.

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    Joop Diabeetus. pure sugar enough for you to get your testing supplies and call liberty medical asap. it even has a picture of wilford brimley on the front

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    Bond No. 9 Subway - Capturing the essence of urine and poverty
    Tap Water by Davidoff - the smell of fluoride
    A*Men Pure Bloody Mary - capture the cougar
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    A*Men pure bubble gum, pure milk duds, pure diabetes and pure liquorish. Bond #9 the hudson river to capture the smell of the dirtiest river. Davidoff urine water, feel the stench of piss on your skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrclmind View Post
    Comme des Garcons - Ongles Acrylique
    ROTFL! These are great...I wonder where that thread I started went...

    Femme Dandy (not to be confused with Femme de Dandy): inspired by the femme dandy, who is too terrifed to pick up a duelling pistol, obliging his second to fight for him. Very, very white floral scent.
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    paco rabanne 1 billion the new fragrance for men so sweet that you will smell like a candy store. 50% real maple syrup

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    Davidoff Cool Water Boarding" IFRA regulations? This doesn't even follow the Geneva Convention! Dick Cheney Limited Edition

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    VETIVER MEDIOCRE BY FREDERIC MALLE - why be extraordinary when mediocrity has gotten you this far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scentimus View Post
    Bond No 9 Bed-Stuy New York

    Just a little visual to get ya in the mood -
    As a New Yorker who went to high school in Brooklyn, something really bothered me about that picture:

    That strike zone is way too low.

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    Creed Commercial Water (the first Creed release after being taken over by Coty)
    Joop! pour Homme Concentree Intense (because they can)
    Sean John - I Am Vain (commercial honesty, finally)
    Kouros Eau de Chat ([pronounced "O de shah" . translated - Cat Water] - the original juice, relabeled and calling it what it is)
    ointments and perfume delight the heart....

    #BBOG!

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    Sean John I am moist
    Sean John Give me money
    Sean John Cheesecake

    Joop Extreme intense radioactive #2 even stronger and longer lasting

    Polo triple black
    Polo quadruple black

    Abercrombie and Fitch pansy

    Fahrenheitt inferno

    Angel men intense with extra chocolate and coffee mixed with more lavender and patchouli

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    Gucci by Gucci pour Homme by Gucci pour Homme IV pour Homme for Men III

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    Default Re: SATIRE; Label some new frags, everyone`s waiting for!

    LMOL... can suggest anything, except for the very lame Eau Civilisé by Dior - actually an acquatic eau de cologne that is so fleeting it won't last fifteen minutes, of course, sold at rocket high prices only in exclusive stores.

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    Dior: Fahrenheit 451: 10% of all sales go to fighting literacy!
    Guerlain: Apres L’ondee, le Deluge
    Etat Libre d'Orange Marketing Department on Acid

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    fahrenheit 911
    sean jean forgettable
    creed original ddt made for an un-named king supposedly he died while sniffing this wonderful fragrance, made from pure ddt this is literally to die for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zizanioides View Post
    Dior: Fahrenheit 451: 10% of all sales go to fighting literacy!
    Guerlain: Apres L’ondee, le Deluge
    Etat Libre d'Orange Marketing Department on Acid
    ELdO Advertisers in the Creative Department on Meth, a flanker to your Marketing Department on Acid.

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    D*Men- From the house that brought you Angel and A*Men. Comes their first foray into the satanic. And you thought A*Men was hell bottled.

    Luke Warm Water- When the situation calls for being neither cool or hot, we've got you covered. WARNING: Passing whiffs may cause spontaneous yawning.
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    Bond no.9 Detroit: sweaty armpits and BO

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