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    I vote for Jovan Sex Appeal (men).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Grand Duc View Post
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    lol, I actually think that one looks really cool.

    I agree with the Jovan. Really ugly.

    So is this one, too:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geikamir View Post
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    Funny; that's one of my faves ... no kidding!
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    I honestly don't mind those first two.

    I do find this one pretty vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Grand Duc View Post
    Funny; that's one of my faves ... no kidding!


    LOL! We definitely have different tastes in design. That's for sure.
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    Not sure about the ugliest, but the B*Men rubber flask thing reminds me of a fragrance for soldiers who weren't asked and didn't tell. LOL.

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    You horrible, horrible person ;[

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    You horrible, horrible person ;[
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    Default Re: Ugliest Cologne/Perfume Bottle?

    I've said it before, and nothing yet beats it, imo-- the original Donna Karan Black Cashmere bottle:

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    In my opinion, Nemo by Cacharel comes close...

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    Watt Pink Perfume is vile


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    Quote Originally Posted by furrypine View Post
    Watt Pink Perfume is vile


    lol, that's looks cool to me.
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    Betsey Johnson by Betsey Johnson - My God..over the top. Hurts to look at it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geikamir View Post
    lol, I actually think that one looks really cool.

    I agree with the Jovan. Really ugly.

    So is this one, too:



    Looks like a suppository for sheeps. Same shape, same colour. )
    I thinks the perfume is nice, though...
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    Default Re: Ugliest Cologne/Perfume Bottle?

    This is a 2009 Thread on the same subject. Some mighty fugly bottles illustrated in it:

    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/229...ugliest+bottle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Grand Duc View Post
    Well it is appropriate to have a hideous bottle to hold such a vile liquid.
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    Bvlgari's Omnia bottle. Overdesign much? I've never even tested these because I can't work out how to spray them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petra Ichor View Post

    Bvlgari's Omnia bottle. Overdesign much? I've never even tested these because I can't work out how to spray them!

    lol. that's pretty funny, actually.
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    Diesel Green Feminine...window cleaner much? This one bothers me more than the silly fist...

    Gucci Rush looks cheap to me..
    Cute toy indeed..

    Plus most of the celebrity ones, Avon ones and those Harajuku Lovers stupid bottles..

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    What this bottle should represent?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigsly View Post
    Not sure about the ugliest, but the B*Men rubber flask thing reminds me of a fragrance for soldiers who weren't asked and didn't tell. LOL.
    LOL.... I always thought of it as the flanker for the Cultural Revolution.
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    The Guerlain beehive bottle is pretty ugly IMO.

    The MPG red bottle with the jewel top are ugly and very cheap looking as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciprian View Post
    What this bottle should represent?



    looks like a wrong-sliced watermelon. a bit abstract.

    ok, more like...

    a wrong-sliced watermelon going towards becoming a paper boat.
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    Default Re: Ugliest Cologne/Perfume Bottle?

    To me the bottles with a lot of design do not look bad. Some actually look really cool. It seems that the general consensus on here that if it isn't plain and simple, it's ugly.
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    This one just popped up. Please..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serenity* View Post


    This one just popped up. Please..
    That one I can agree on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by petruccijc View Post
    Well it is appropriate to have a hideous bottle to hold such a vile liquid.
    I actually think this is a great bottle. To me, it perfectly represents the orange blossoms inside and is very original.

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    Default Re: Ugliest Cologne/Perfume Bottle?

    Yeah I really like it as well. I'm not a fan of the fragrance at ALL though, which is unfortunate
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    The Rochas Man butt plug


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    Evening, all!

    Go to Fleabay, type "vintage Avon bottle" in the search field, and prepare to upchuck.

    Select a gallery option for your viewing pleasure.

    An example?


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    I actually really like the Artisan bottle; I have it next to my Happy Pillow as the most unique bottles I own. I also like the juice. The slightly spicy and rough orange blossom scent makes it a great summer scent for people who do not want to smell like the CK One crowd. It can do with a little less soapy/synthetic smell and needs more projection and longevity though.

    Anyway, my vote for ugly bottles goes to Boucheron's Jaipur pH.



    I like the juice, but the bottle is desperately in need of a modern makeover. All I can see from the bottle are the shoulder pads from the 80s... I was also surprised that the cap is made of cheap plastic. For a high end jeweler, I expected that they would make their fragrances more luxe.
    Last edited by supperman; 28th April 2010 at 01:17 AM.

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    I say Quorum too.. ugly bottle.. wonderful scent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Grand Duc View Post
    LOL i like this bottle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyndy Hop View Post
    I honestly don't mind those first two.

    I do find this one pretty vile.
    I think it's kind of cute, its different, more teeny booper

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    Quote Originally Posted by an_oud_girl View Post
    I've said it before, and nothing yet beats it, imo-- the original Donna Karan Black Cashmere bottle:

    Oh my it is like a mouse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillaire View Post


    LOL this early am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serenity* View Post


    This one just popped up. Please..
    This reminds me of a dog squeak toy or an ear flusher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pour_Monsieur View Post
    The Rochas Man butt plug

    Looks like something I'd buy in a gun shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciprian View Post
    What this bottle should represent?

    Looks like some kind of pod, something to shoot into outer space, what is this ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyndy Hop View Post
    I honestly don't mind those first two.

    I do find this one pretty vile.
    That looks quite weird!

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    These ain't pretty.
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    I have no love for the Harajuku Lovers kewpies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciprian View Post
    What this bottle should represent?

    woof...definitely a lot of things come to my mind when i look at this bottle
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    Quote Originally Posted by swanky View Post
    These ain't pretty.
    I actually kind of like the Catalyst for men bottle :P I think the 50ml comes in a test tube. I'm in lab research, so I like them

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    Lapidus Pour Homme(M)

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    Givenchy Play=Tackiest Bottle Of All Time


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    barf

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    Yes, I'd say that Pino Silvestre bottle looks more like something battery-operated for the outdoorsy type gal. LOL
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    I cannot delete this post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillaire View Post

    Once in awhile I still think of this comparison to the pefume bottle and keep laughing. What were they thinking when they made that bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciprian View Post
    What this bottle should represent?

    I wanted to mention this before but I did not want to offend anyone, but it reminds me of an ovary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serenity* View Post


    This one just popped up. Please..
    Looks like one of the monsters in Super Paper Mario--or one of those baby toys with the rings on it.

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    That one has made it several times in the different iterations of the "ugliest bottle" thread... It does look like a "kong" dog toy, or something sold by adult novelty shops. I don't think it's particularly horrifyingly ugly, just not beautiful by my definition. It looks like it would make a wonderful paperweight though!
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    Pino Sylvestre & those Thierry Mugler "starred" colognes that look like they were sh*t out by Hello Kitty.

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    Pictures do help.

    And from the pictures:

    Only the Brave makes makes me want to hurl it against a wall to see how tough it really is

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