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    What fragrance would Chuck Norris wear?

    I'm just gonna say whatever smells like blood.

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    He doesn't need a fragrance. His natural odor is enough... and it smells like fear.
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    ^^lulz true

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    Hai Karate
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    Hasn't this meme been done to death?

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    This is too funny! Made me smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geikamir View Post
    He doesn't need a fragrance. His natural odor is enough... and it smells like fear.
    hahahaha , perhaps he would wear brut

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    Doesn't need one. He secretes unique feromons from his armpits and groins, usually equipped with a roundhouse kick and you would smell it till kingdom come.

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    anything he damn well pleases!! And you'd better say you like it!!!!

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    In accordance to what The_Cologneist, Geikamir, DavidBond007 and Leto said, with whom I fully agree, if it were all to sound like "not another Chcuk Norris joke", it would be something like:

    Chuck Norris IS the fragrance industry, simply because he could knock over all headquarters, offices and outlets of all fragrance houses in the world with a singly kick and rebuild them with the very next movement he makes

    So, not much need for frags I guess, since he can have or even discontinue every frag he wants and it is only thanks to him lenience that we still get to have access to our frags...

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    It looks to me like a dark brown hairpiece - at least the few times I've seen him.

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    Samourai maybe by Alain Delon
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    Boum Pour Homme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken_Russell View Post
    In accordance to what The_Cologneist, Geikamir, DavidBond007 and Leto said, with whom I fully agree, if it were all to sound like "not another Chcuk Norris joke", it would be something like:

    Chuck Norris IS the fragrance industry, simply because he could knock over all headquarters, offices and outlets of all fragrance houses in the world with a singly kick and rebuild them with the very next movement he makes

    So, not much need for frags I guess, since he can have or even discontinue every frag he wants and it is only thanks to him lenience that we still get to have access to our frags...
    lulz true

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    Used Castrol GTX, straight out of the sump of a Chevvy pickup, which he cracks open with a roundhouse kick to the front fender :-)
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    He wears Aramis.

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    Nitro musks! Pure nitro musks. Because those girlie men and pencil-necks over at IFRA know better than to mess with Chuck Norris.
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    My guess??? Skin Bracer by Mennen!
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    Nothing less than Numero Uno by Carthusia!
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    Hai Karate
    Aramis
    Brut

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    Default Re: What would Chuck Norris wear?

    Perhaps a joint venture frag with Arnie, Sly et al called Oud Wooden, in appreciation of their acting styles?

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    a mix of two suggestions:

    Blood and diesel

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    Hm, Paco Rabanne Pour Homme or Paco Rabanne XS
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    Actually, the emissions from Chuck Norris excretory glands not only turn all women into mindless sex slaves, but also make his rival's hearts stop from mortal terror. Why would he wear cologne?

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    taken literally into context...I'll post something different

    I think he'll wear cowboy boots, blue jeans, leather boots, a "don't mess with texas" belt and some good old American Hanes underwear

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMang View Post
    taken literally into context...I'll post something different

    I think he'll wear cowboy boots, blue jeans, leather boots, a "don't mess with texas" belt and some good old American Hanes underwear
    lulz, but we're in the "male frag discussion" forum

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    I also thought of Hai Karate.....There is a scent called Police.....He could also wear the Everlast scent.....Gary

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    MACHO By Faberge

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    Azzaro, Paco Rabanne or Aramis PH




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