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    Default VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Martial arts action star Jean-Claude Van Damme seems to have jumped on the celebrity scent bandwagon and released his first cologne: VAN DAMAGE.

    From the commercial: "The essence of power; the scent of man."

    Check it out:


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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Wow. Can't wait to try this!



    Thanks for alerting us!

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    This... this is a joke. Right?
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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    No thanks.
    Here are some .gif's:






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    He's about 20-25 years too late.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick View Post
    This... this is a joke. Right?
    Has to be... Why would they feature old clips from ancient B-movies in the ad?

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    THIS! This is what my husband is getting for Father's Day, since tragically enough you can't buy Mandom in the U.S. ...

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    The perfume bottle look like old fashion why would it release now, and that video is fake.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    It can compete against the new Bruce Willis fragrance.
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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    A better name might have been Van Dammit.
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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Quote Originally Posted by Hoos View Post
    A better name might have been Van Dammit.
    Wow, a blast from the past

    ( I don't mean Jean-Claude, I mean Hoos )
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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    I'm going to blind buy this and make it my signature scent. No mater what.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Quote Originally Posted by DULLAH View Post
    No thanks.
    Here are some .gif's:
    I couldn't stop laughing at those for a few minutes...

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Quote Originally Posted by Thalia View Post
    THIS! This is what my husband is getting for Father's Day, since tragically enough you can't buy Mandom in the U.S. ...
    Try the cosmetics aisle at your local Japanese or pan-Asian grocery store. That's where I get mine.
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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Where's the cap? I was sold, til they didn't show the cap...
    Snarky is as snarky does.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    ha ha ha

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    I hear it was designed by jean claude ellena.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Funny enough, I was hanging out at my Dad's house a couple weekends ago and he was playing a lot of his older films. He's a Van Damme fan.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    I met this trainwreck of a girl at a party who was boasting that she was allegedly sleeping with him. "Farstucker" would be a good name for her perfume.
    Last edited by adonis; 13th May 2010 at 03:49 AM.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    I hear it was designed by jean claude ellena.
    Bwah! Well played, sir.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Hey, I still dig some of JCVD cheesy movies. That Bolo Yeung is one scary dude.
    Maybe this straight-to-discounters scent allow me to do the split. But I'd wait for the flanker: GODDAMMED.

    I wonder who's next? Steven Seagal? Dolph Lundgren? Kevin Costner? Heh.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    chuck norris of course.
    it's not the scent he wears, it's the scent he lets you wear.

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    If you order this, I suggest you get it right from the Van Damme fragrance house. There are a lot of fakes out there.

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    Default Re: VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

    99% sure this is a joke, for anyone responding to this seriously.
    I refuse to sink.

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    Pass but a funny commercial lol

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