Ha, made you look at least! Anyway, I go out to my mailbox and there is a small manila envelope with my name on it. I'll sure it's one of my cologne orders. So I take the envelope inside, and open it. Sure enough, it's my 4 ml mini of Chanel Platinum Egoiste!
However, that little baby was as warm as an engine part! I immediately wonder if the heat didn't either taint or ruin my bottle. However, being optimistic, I hope for the best. I hope that the heat from the mailbox somehow permeated my bottle and gave it some of the metallic mailbox tang. If someone says, "Hey Brad, what's that your wearing"?
Maybe I'll just blurt out, "Oh this, it's something new called Chanel Platinum Egoiste Extreme!"
I was gonna say, Platinum Egoiste is already in it's current form very loud and extreme. One of the best of the early 90's that has aged better than 99.9% of men's scents from the same period.