I would first of all hope for some cheapies from my youth - Mennen "Trouble" and the original Hai Karate. While I was at it - some plain old sandalwood oil from back when the amazingly good was common as dirt. Maybe a first launch gift set of Givenchy Gentleman. Polo Crest - grab a couple of those. Another bottle of vintage Polo, please! Hmmmm. What next? Le Feu d'Issey, for sure. Any old Guerlain - the older the better. Lots of crinkly, dusty cellophane. With old price tags from when they were all square and white and impossible to get off! Ahhhhhhhh!