Well, for starters, Houston doesn't have good barbecue. A lot of the famous places -- City Market in Luling, Smitty's in Lockhart and Cooper's in Llano, for example -- are closer to Austin and San Antonio. And how often does a Dallas resident even use a fireplace? I'm thinking either the study is fictitious or the questions had some type of bias involved. Was the researcher's name Dr. I. Noz Sents?