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    Default Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    This is hilarious. I almost feel sorry for her.

    "Silkwood shower.."



    After watching this I still have no desire to try this "fragrance"....EVER!
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    I loved this review! I must've watched it 3 times. I love her reaction!
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    And I just have to say, I love those dimples...
    "You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." - Ayn Rand

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    "Smells like a crime scene" lol

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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    She's great, perky and a hottie. Surprised the cable networks haven't picked her up to do a show.

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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    I love her way of reviewing, a lot of humor, and I think she's the most beautiful fragrance reviewer

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    Big K.P. fan here, too.

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    Katie is fabulous. And she made me hoot with laughter during this review!

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    Yeah, here's another fan of her reviews.

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    LOL! LOL! This didn't just make my day and also persuade to not try this fragrance pretty soon, I also feel an unexpected urge for more crime films/crime fiction
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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    I smelled a sample of it last week and I have to say that Katie's description is actually pretty accurate. It was the first time ever that a fragrance sample made me feeling a little bit sick. It is quite artistic but who on earth would buy a full bottle of this stuff other then for practical jokes and/or elaborate insurance frauds?

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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    Why indeed, Katy. ELdO seem to think they're so "shocking".

    Like I've said before, there's a reason why the great houses haven't tried to mix camel dung with essence of tram tickets and bottle the results. No gimmicks necessary.

    I'd love to see Dynamite Dennis review this one though!
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    I love Katie so much and have been trying to persuade her to write a fume orientated book . Teresa also reviewed it a while back too and her video is just a funny too !!

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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    Katie is a cutie. Hilarious review and who knows..maybe she nailed it!

    (For anyone who has not seen it--a Silkwood Shower references the hard scrub brush shower scenes by fully protectively suited assistants Meryl Streep's character in the movie Silkwood had to endure to rid her outer body of nuclear reactive materials contamination )
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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Katie is a delight to watch. She could be reviewing power tools and I'd still be watching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kbe View Post
    Katie is a cutie. Hilarious review and who knows..maybe she nailed it!

    (For anyone who has not seen it--a Silkwood Shower references the hard scrub brush shower scenes by fully portectively suited assistants Meryl Streep's character in the movie Silkwood had to endure to rid her outer body of nuclear reactive materials contamination )
    And Jicky is kitty poop, while Island Lavender is monks crotch, whereas Fracas is human shit You just tapped into at the picnic area, You don't mind the toilet tissue, do You?

    It's so brummagem to bash Secretions Magnifique by now. The name of the scent is laden with memories of disgusting reviews performed by snotty consumers, a self -non-seller. Anyhow, it seems to be intended by the editor.

    I mean, if You as a woman or man in Your adult days never enjoyed (!) to smell semen or saliva what should an open minded person comment on that? Not that SM smells exactly of it, never mind the "notes". But it has been a predetermination of the perception of the frag. In some parallel to rock 'N roll that SM is retained to please those with a sympathy for the devil


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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    What a riot. And the cheery hostess is so charming and fun. Loved it.

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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    I like a lot of her reviews.

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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    I just watched this yesterday. Count me among the many who are crushing a bit on Katie.

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    I love her reviews so much! She is really very funny. In her fragrance collection presentation videos, in the last one, when she has shown all her bottles, she looks at the camera and says: "I have a problem! aha!" I think I couldn't stop laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken_Russell View Post
    LOL! LOL! This didn't just make my day and also persuade to not try this fragrance pretty soon, I also feel an unexpected urge for more crime films/crime fiction
    The elegance with which she said, "oh, this is SO disgusting" is hilarious. I think I woke my neighbors laughing my guts (secretions?) out. Absolutely the best review I've seen or heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adonis View Post
    She's great, perky and a hottie. Surprised the cable networks haven't picked her up to do a show.
    If she had her own show, I would never miss an episode.
    And I agree, she is absolutely beautiful. Very cute. She seems to have a wonderful personality as well.
    Her husband is a lucky guy.
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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    i love katie!
    best video lol
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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    I like her review style, very tounge in check, does not take herself too seriously, but at the same time very well informed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajmc View Post
    This is hilarious. I almost feel sorry for her.

    "Silkwood shower.."

    ...

    After watching this I still have no desire to try this "fragrance"....EVER!
    "<blah bla blah> I never smelled it before! ..." - tata tata tata - "... Oh no, oh no, that's horrifiying!" - "I can't believe.. !!!!" - "Oh, no, why!" ... "... oh so disgusting!" - "oh ... oh ... oh .. no ... no" ... <some kinda climax of revolting olfactory experience>

    I'm impressed, really. As ever, well informed Katie!

    ps: I shoot myself now taking an other 2 spritzes while drinking good Riesling Rhine vine ... longevity IS a prob with this one as I had 4 other today already: oh oh oh can't stand it .. uh ha oh!!

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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    That review was fun, thanks for posting the link.

    My recollection is that a few people here came up with the "Crime Scene" description several years ago in our discussions of this revolting scent.

    I personally think that such a description is way too kind, and understates how horrid it actually is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renato View Post
    That review was fun, thanks for posting the link.
    No problem. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    I've only seen one review that compares... (note - some heavy profanity ensues, it's hilarious)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master-Classter View Post
    I've only seen one review that compares...
    LOL
    From a crying penis to a bloody hand job that is cleaned up with milk! GAG!!!!!!!!!
    All the F-Bombs has to tell you something.
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    Default Re: Funniest review ever / Katie Puckrik and Secretions Magnifiques!

    Top Gear has nothing over Katie Puckrik and I like Top Gear a lot.

    Mrs. J and I laughed and laughed the day she posted her review on YouTube.

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