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    Default Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

    Feel free to add your own. Here are some of mine...

    Demi-Ash by Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcnik

    Barefoot by Brittney Spears

    Brangelina

    Jolie-Pitt by Brangelina

    Orifice by Calvin Klein

    Possession by Linda Blair

    Eau de Tilda Swinton

    Badminton by Ralph Lauren

    Badminton Summer Shuttlecock by Ralph Lauren

    Very Uninimitable by Givenchy

    Bourgeoisie by YSL

    Still Mountain Waterhole by Creed

    Chanel number 69

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    Eau d'Arse by Etat Libre d'Orange, Love in the Closet by Creed, Methane Absolu by Goutal, Petrol by Diesel, Guillotine by Chop-ard, Where Am I by UNTITLED, Eine Kleine by Klein, La Plantureuse Laitière by Guerlain, Tout Mêlé by Serge Lutens, Eau du Cerveau by Givenchy.

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    Serge Lutens - Ambre Suntan
    Spray it, don’t say it…
    WARDROBE

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    I'm confused, do you mean fragrances that are so bad you don't want them to exist, or so good you don't want to share with anybody else?

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    Imaginary concoctions that you wouldn't want to exist; let alone be shared by people. Although, since they are imaginary, you couldn't actually share them. However if they actually did exist, you might want a whiff. Does that clear it up?

    For example: L'Sanitation by Houbigant
    Last edited by colormechris; 7th October 2010 at 03:10 AM.

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    Dolce & Gabbana Fragrance Anthology II
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
    Karl, age 5

    Swapping
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    Seeking

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    Default Re: Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

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    Eau de Tilda Swinton
    Am I bursting your bubble if I tell you this already exists?

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    Beard d'Galifianakis

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    Insensé Ultramarine Aromatic Ocean Very Irrestistible Beach Boy Gentlemen Fresh Attitude Evening Wet Dream Hawiian Morning After Mythical Range Rough, By Givenchy... of course... who else? (the label folds out)

    Molecule 03 -- Sulfur Dioxide, by Escentric Molecules

    Sécrétions Médiocre, by Etat Libre d'Orange

    L'Eau de l'eau, by L'Artisan Parfumeur... it will be panned as weak, "A delicate fragrance which lasts about ten minutes." "Beautiful, but no projection at all."

    But, it wil compete with

    Molecule 04 -- Dihydrogen Monoxide, by Escentric Molecules, a bargain at $89/ounce because it's about 50% concentration and will be widely praised, "Some people can't smell it, but if you can smell it it is wonderful!"
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    Default Re: Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    Feel free to add your own. Here are some of mine...

    Still Mountain Waterhole by Creed

    Chanel number 69
    These two had me chuckling all the way home. Thanks for the laugh after a long day of work!
    "You just keep me hangin' on." -- Farewell, Lou.

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    Stagnant Farm Pond by ELDO
    Don't Smell the Flowers,
    They're an Evil Drug to Make You Lose Your Mind --- Dio

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    Teste Gauche by YSL, in conjunction with ELDO

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    Montale Aoud Aoud (Aoud)
    Montale Rainbow Aoud
    Montale Aoud Air

    Montale _______ Aoud
    Montale Aoud _________


    *Fill the blanks in with anything funky or kinky.

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    Anus Anus by Cacharel

    Blew de Chanel

    Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL

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    L'Eau Pantalon Marron Millisime, by Creed

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    Quote Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post
    Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL
    Want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by matthewfoo View Post
    Montale Aoud Aoud (Aoud)
    Montale Rainbow Aoud
    Montale Aoud Air

    Montale _______ Aoud
    Montale Aoud _________


    *Fill the blanks in with anything funky or kinky.
    Quote Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post
    Anus Anus by Cacharel

    Blew de Chanel

    Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL
    Seriously these and some others above like Eau d'Arse by ELdO made me snort out loud ! *LOL*

    How about Climax by Cumming.
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/370...o-Profumo-Onda
    For sale. Carnal Flower and Vero Profumo Onda.

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    Cuchi-Cuchi by Charo

    Loose Change by Paco Rabanne

    Just Civet by Jovan

    And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?
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    Spamouage by Hormel x Amouage

    Rehab by Amy Winehouse x ELDO

    Smells Like Children by Marylin Manson

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    Bulgari - MAN2

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    Default Re: Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?
    Seriously. (But it's not called Eau de Tilda Swinton, if that makes a difference.)
    Spray it, don’t say it…
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    Howard Stern's Private Parts

    Springer, by Jerry Springer (makes the wearer dance because he's not the daddy)

    Bon Jovi's Mullet Cologne

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugandaraja View Post
    spamouage by hormel x amouage

    rehab by amy winehouse x eldo

    smells like children by marylin manson
    *lol* rofl !

    Nuit de Plastic Wrap by Serge Lutens
    Booze by Lindsay Lohan
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    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/370...o-Profumo-Onda
    For sale. Carnal Flower and Vero Profumo Onda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    Cuchi-Cuchi by Charo

    And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?
    Indeed. And it's really quite good, actually.

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    Also, the "Driving under influence" flanker of "Booze" by Ms. Lohan

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    3rd Reich - Parfums d´Empire
    Kenzo Jungle l´Hipoppotamus

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    Default Re: Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

    I'm laughing too hard to come up with any! These are brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimi Gardenia View Post
    Seriously these and some others above like Eau d'Arse by ELdO made me snort out loud ! *LOL*

    How about Climax by Cumming.
    I could swear I had that frag when I was in my twenties. Oh wait...my bad....every frag did that to me back then......

    I am now waiting for Viagra to release a chypre so I can experience deja vu.

    On a serious note, the world should never have to smell 82 Pour Homme by Fashion Two Twenty. It was blended in Hades.

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    Hoping the world will never see but it really happend : Not a Perfume Juliet has a Gun

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    Marc Jacobs Wang (Bang flanker). Though, if fellow designer Alexander Wang gets their first, Jacobs might have to go with Bangity Bang.
    Bulgari Pink
    Jimmy Choo Verruca
    Out here we are running for the wide open spaces, the road-smell after the rain.

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