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    Default Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

    Feel free to add your own. Here are some of mine...

    Demi-Ash by Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcnik

    Barefoot by Brittney Spears

    Brangelina

    Jolie-Pitt by Brangelina

    Orifice by Calvin Klein

    Possession by Linda Blair

    Eau de Tilda Swinton

    Badminton by Ralph Lauren

    Badminton Summer Shuttlecock by Ralph Lauren

    Very Uninimitable by Givenchy

    Bourgeoisie by YSL

    Still Mountain Waterhole by Creed

    Chanel number 69

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    Eau d'Arse by Etat Libre d'Orange, Love in the Closet by Creed, Methane Absolu by Goutal, Petrol by Diesel, Guillotine by Chop-ard, Where Am I by UNTITLED, Eine Kleine by Klein, La Plantureuse Laitière by Guerlain, Tout Mêlé by Serge Lutens, Eau du Cerveau by Givenchy.

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    Serge Lutens - Ambre Suntan
    Spray it, don’t say it…
    WARDROBE

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    I'm confused, do you mean fragrances that are so bad you don't want them to exist, or so good you don't want to share with anybody else?

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    Imaginary concoctions that you wouldn't want to exist; let alone be shared by people. Although, since they are imaginary, you couldn't actually share them. However if they actually did exist, you might want a whiff. Does that clear it up?

    For example: L'Sanitation by Houbigant
    Last edited by colormechris; 7th October 2010 at 04:10 AM.

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    Dolce & Gabbana Fragrance Anthology II
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
    Karl, age 5

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    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    Eau de Tilda Swinton
    Am I bursting your bubble if I tell you this already exists?

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    Beard d'Galifianakis
    Looking to swap…look for my thread on the trade page. May be interested in buying Amouage. Having fun with shower gels. If you want to get rid of yours or swap for frags, give me a shout!

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    Insensé Ultramarine Aromatic Ocean Very Irrestistible Beach Boy Gentlemen Fresh Attitude Evening Wet Dream Hawiian Morning After Mythical Range Rough, By Givenchy... of course... who else? (the label folds out)

    Molecule 03 -- Sulfur Dioxide, by Escentric Molecules

    Sécrétions Médiocre, by Etat Libre d'Orange

    L'Eau de l'eau, by L'Artisan Parfumeur... it will be panned as weak, "A delicate fragrance which lasts about ten minutes." "Beautiful, but no projection at all."

    But, it wil compete with

    Molecule 04 -- Dihydrogen Monoxide, by Escentric Molecules, a bargain at $89/ounce because it's about 50% concentration and will be widely praised, "Some people can't smell it, but if you can smell it it is wonderful!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    Feel free to add your own. Here are some of mine...

    Still Mountain Waterhole by Creed

    Chanel number 69
    These two had me chuckling all the way home. Thanks for the laugh after a long day of work!
    "You just keep me hangin' on." -- Farewell, Lou.

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    Stagnant Farm Pond by ELDO
    Don't Smell the Flowers,
    They're an Evil Drug to Make You Lose Your Mind --- Dio

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    Teste Gauche by YSL, in conjunction with ELDO

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    Montale Aoud Aoud (Aoud)
    Montale Rainbow Aoud
    Montale Aoud Air

    Montale _______ Aoud
    Montale Aoud _________


    *Fill the blanks in with anything funky or kinky.

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    Anus Anus by Cacharel

    Blew de Chanel

    Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL

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    L'Eau Pantalon Marron Millisime, by Creed

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    Quote Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post
    Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL
    Want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by matthewfoo View Post
    Montale Aoud Aoud (Aoud)
    Montale Rainbow Aoud
    Montale Aoud Air

    Montale _______ Aoud
    Montale Aoud _________


    *Fill the blanks in with anything funky or kinky.
    Quote Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post
    Anus Anus by Cacharel

    Blew de Chanel

    Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL
    Seriously these and some others above like Eau d'Arse by ELdO made me snort out loud ! *LOL*

    How about Climax by Cumming.
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    Cuchi-Cuchi by Charo

    Loose Change by Paco Rabanne

    Just Civet by Jovan

    And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?
    Last edited by colormechris; 7th October 2010 at 06:40 AM.

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    Spamouage by Hormel x Amouage

    Rehab by Amy Winehouse x ELDO

    Smells Like Children by Marylin Manson

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    Bulgari - MAN2

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    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?
    Seriously. (But it's not called Eau de Tilda Swinton, if that makes a difference.)
    Spray it, don’t say it…
    WARDROBE

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    Howard Stern's Private Parts

    Springer, by Jerry Springer (makes the wearer dance because he's not the daddy)

    Bon Jovi's Mullet Cologne

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugandaraja View Post
    spamouage by hormel x amouage

    rehab by amy winehouse x eldo

    smells like children by marylin manson
    *lol* rofl !

    Nuit de Plastic Wrap by Serge Lutens
    Booze by Lindsay Lohan
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    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    Cuchi-Cuchi by Charo

    And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?
    Indeed. And it's really quite good, actually.

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    Also, the "Driving under influence" flanker of "Booze" by Ms. Lohan

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    3rd Reich - Parfums d´Empire
    Kenzo Jungle l´Hipoppotamus

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    I'm laughing too hard to come up with any! These are brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimi Gardenia View Post
    Seriously these and some others above like Eau d'Arse by ELdO made me snort out loud ! *LOL*

    How about Climax by Cumming.
    I could swear I had that frag when I was in my twenties. Oh wait...my bad....every frag did that to me back then......

    I am now waiting for Viagra to release a chypre so I can experience deja vu.

    On a serious note, the world should never have to smell 82 Pour Homme by Fashion Two Twenty. It was blended in Hades.

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    Hoping the world will never see but it really happend : Not a Perfume Juliet has a Gun

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    Marc Jacobs Wang (Bang flanker). Though, if fellow designer Alexander Wang gets their first, Jacobs might have to go with Bangity Bang.
    Bulgari Pink
    Jimmy Choo Verruca
    Out here we are running for the wide open spaces, the road-smell after the rain.

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    Joop! - Poop! de Nuit Légère

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    Brokeback mountain water by George Michael
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    Bust La Nuit- YSL
    Vera's Wang

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    Hillbilly Heaven by Dolly Parton and Bill Clinton.
    Top notes: Cornbread, collard greens extrait (CO2), corn silk
    Middle notes: Pinto Beans, smoked ham smoke, aged bed linens (macerated for 3 months in the tub)
    Bottom note: l'Air du Outhouse, mossetone (a green component of filtered l'Air), dingleberries, toilet paper absolute

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    Default Re: Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

    Quote Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post
    Blew de Chanel
    Already exists....
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    Mitsouko Sport Extrême
    Culotte de Madame, a flanker to Mouchoir de Monsieur
    Virilité du Bois by Serge Lutens
    Lime, coriander and banana by Jo Malone
    Aqua di Parma Ham
    Roger & Gallet Ultra Vieille
    Hermès Un Jardin im Ruhrgebiet

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    Eau d'Arse Parfum Solid Concentree, The Best of Chevrolet by Tom Ford, Swan Song 9371 by Elton John

    Invasion of the the Barbers by MDCI/Penhaligon's, High by Loewe, Jicky's Hicky by Guerlain. Chassagne, love the im Ruhrgebiet! It would be rather like UnderWater by Davidoff.
    Last edited by MikeD; 7th October 2010 at 06:44 PM.

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    Broad White Shoulders

    Second Cumming

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    Nothing by Escentric Molecules
    Safe Water By IFRA X Guerlain
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    Fart by Demeter
    1.000.000.000.000.000$ and some b**ches by Paco Rabanne
    Series 83 Soup : Carrot and Celery by CdG

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    Quote Originally Posted by scentational View Post
    fart by demeter
    1.000.000.000.000.000$ and some b**ches by paco rabanne
    series 83 soup : Carrot and celery by cdg
    *roflmao*

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    Rochas Monobrow - a flanker to Moustache
    A mens version of Belle en Rykiel - Bell-end Rykiel
    Womanity Pour Homme by Thierry Mugler.
    Last edited by indigo; 7th October 2010 at 09:09 PM.

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    Tom Ford Splits!!!!
    Tobacco Vanille, Tuscan Leather, Oud Wood, Noir de Noir,
    Plum Japonais, Tobacco Oud, Café Rose, Lavender Palm, etc...



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    Ferrari Rainbow
    Chanel 69
    Givenchy Epsilon, Neper
    Dry River Water by Creed
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    Eau de Facebook by Mark Zuckerberg
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    Mr.Bean Pour Homme (Any idea for designing the bottle?)

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    A*Men Pure Steroids by Thierry Mugler
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    Amouage Bronze

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    Lukewarm Water by Davidoff

    Insense Ultramarine Beach Drainage Culvert

    Nip Slip by Tara Reid

    Pantalon du Grandmere by Prince Matchabelli

    Christina Ricci by Nina Ricci (actually, would like to smell that!)

    L'MAO by Joan Rivers

    Unbathed by John Galianos

    Paris Hilton by Perez Hilton

    Creme Pi by Givenchy

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    Dum Blond by Paris Hilton in conjunction with SL

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    Bleu de Chanel (2010). Shame on you Chanel!

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    Wii Pour Un Homme by Nintendo

    Silver Refinery Water by Creed

    Bond No. 9 Jersey Shore

    Youth Don't by Estee Lauder

    Ho Hang Club: Bordello Edition by Balenciaga

    Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

    Codeine by YSL ( Well, at least it would make more sense than the current Opium flanker! )

    Driving Miss Daisy by Hummer

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    YSL -River Douche
    Serge Lutens -Musc Chaka Khan
    Demeter - Dirty Diapers
    Thierry Mugler - Pure C*Men
    Bond No. 9 - Subway Station

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    Balls de Versailles by Jean Desprez
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    My daughter's contribution:

    L'Artisan Jour de Fat-- to wear when you're feeling fat?

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    30 Roses- that's a good one. I have many Jours de Fat so I could use some of that juice ! *LOL*

    Horse by Ralph Lauren
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    Andy Tauer: L'Air du Desert Camel Marocain
    Histoires de Parfums: 1907 Ayn Rand
    Elizabeth Taylor: White Monty
    By Killian: Prelude to Glove
    Bond No. 9: Hudson River

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    Brangelina
    Mariah Carrey's Lollipop Bling series
    Dog Poop
    James Earl Jones's Sweat
    Cyanide
    Demeter Crayon
    Tom Cruise Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Dead Celebrities Series Collection: Adolf Hitler Jeffery Dahmer Ted Bundy John Wayne Gacy Saddam Hussein
    Former President George W Bush
    Lindsay Lohan
    Fart
    Bea Arthur's Corpse
    Gilbert Gottfried Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    My Super Sweet Sixteen Party Series
    Mel Gibson's Anti Semitic Rampage

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    Default Re: Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

    Quote Originally Posted by buzzley View Post
    Andy Tauer: L'Air du Desert Camel Marocain
    By Killian: Prelude to Glove
    Oh gosh...you had me cackling like a witch !
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    Snake's Poison by Dior.
    Poison itself is funny imo.

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