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  1. #61

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    Coco Puff Daddy by Sean Combs featuring Gabby "Coco" Chanel

    Room Service by Paris Hilton

  2. #62

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    I Am Queen by SeanJohn

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    Royal English Armpit by Creed
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/370...o-Profumo-Onda
    For sale. Carnal Flower and Vero Profumo Onda.

  4. #64

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    La Pee De L´Homme - Le Parfait

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    lukewarm/tepid by Benetton

  6. #66

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    Terry Hermes - for dogs only!

  7. #67

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    Cum Hither by Ron Jeremy
    Life's a bitch. If it were a slut it'd be easy.

  8. #68

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    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    Feel free to add your own. Here are some of mine...

    Demi-Ash by Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcnik

    Barefoot by Brittney Spears

    Brangelina

    Jolie-Pitt by Brangelina

    Orifice by Calvin Klein

    Possession by Linda Blair

    Eau de Tilda Swinton

    Badminton by Ralph Lauren

    Badminton Summer Shuttlecock by Ralph Lauren

    Very Uninimitable by Givenchy

    Bourgeoisie by YSL

    Still Mountain Waterhole by Creed

    Chanel number 69
    I think Knickerless would be more apt for Britney...
    In a world where people smell bad, it is the personal responsibility of every Basenoter to improve the world one SotD at a time...

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    Eau de Richard Fraysse - Caron

    (God save us)

  10. #70

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    Fart'n'Hide by Dior

    CK Mortality

    iScent by Apple

    McEau de Mcdonalds

    CK Niche

  11. #71

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    Hot Water by Davidoff.... oh sorry, they've actually released that...
    In a world where people smell bad, it is the personal responsibility of every Basenoter to improve the world one SotD at a time...

  12. #72

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    I have the strange feeling someone at ELdO is devotedly tracking this topic right now, taking notes.
    Last edited by Mar Azul; 8th October 2010 at 12:14 PM.

  13. #73

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mar Azul View Post
    I have the strange feeling someone at ELdO is devotedly tracking this topic right now, taking notes.
    One of my joking suggestions for a Bond No. 9 in the last thread turned out to be in the works so you never know.

    I love these threads, too many brilliant suggestions to name but keep it up.

  14. #74

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    Reading this thread cost me a few tissues to wipe the tears away while laughing. Can't wait for new posts.

    Super size me by Mcdonalds - Aged to perfection with used fries oil.

    Just warming up by Pacino - the perfect scent for long speeches

    Original Danube Water AND Toxic water by Creed - hopefully, some of the profits will be given to the Hungarians...

    Gordon Ramsey by FCUK

  15. #75

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    Camel Dung And Tram Tickets by ELdO.

    Round Table by Creed. (As made for the court of Camelot by Elthelred Creed).
    Life's a bitch. If it were a slut it'd be easy.

  16. #76

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    - Eau de Gélatine Blanche by Hermès
    - Un Jardin Après l'Inondation by Hermès ( Un Jardin Après la Mousson concentrate version)
    - CK Zero
    - L'Air du Temps Perdu by Nina Ricci
    - Putain au Bois by ELDO
    - Ambre Satan by Serge Lutens
    - Boiled Water by Davidoff ( Hot Water edp)
    - Lower by Dior ( light version of Higher)

  17. #77

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    Badminton Big Birdie Collection by Ralph Lauren
    New England Boiled Dinner by Demeter
    Discount and drug store fragrance trollop. http://www.basenotes.net/group.php?groupid=74

  18. #78

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    Opium Fleur de Methadone (limited edition)

  19. #79

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    Diorrible

  20. #80

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZsmells View Post
    Serge Lutens -Musc Chaka Khan
    lol
    Last edited by A. Homme; 8th October 2010 at 07:25 PM.

  21. #81

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    Brüt - Poor Lui 25 oz for only $ 1.99

  22. #82

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    Armpit by Mike Tyson
    Eau de Jock Strap by the House of Manning
    Fart by Leon Spinks

  23. #83

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    Angel Men Pure Saccharin (low-carb) Sub-Forum requested

  24. #84

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    everything by ralph lauren even their top selling frag the original polo is bad it smells like wood in home depot yuck

  25. #85

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    Bush by Laura Bush

    Conebra by Madonna w/ Thierry Mugler

    Foot-balls by David Beckham

    Soiled by Hermes

    Eau de Pussycat Dolls by Pussycat Dolls for Dana

    Le Toilette Publique du George Michael

    Calvin Klein Underwear the fragrance by Calvin Klein

  26. #86

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    l'Air du Derrière Marocain by Andy Tauer


  27. #87

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    Musc du Kublai Khan II: The Wrath of Khan

  28. #88

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    You guys are freakin hilarious. Today was a tough one but when I read this I lightened up completely. I cant thank you enough. Ill give this a try. How About: Eau de Trout-Sarah Palin, Secretions Odorifique-CdG, Gas Bubbles Escentric Molecules, Memoir d'Argent by Amouage, Day Camp-RL, Fat Gasbag, Rush Limbaugh for Etat Libre d"Orange
    Last edited by trex57; 9th October 2010 at 12:57 PM.

  29. #89

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    Guerlain - Une Poubelle Apres l'Ondee

    Guerlain - Habit Bleu

    Hermes - Chèvre Samarcande

    Serge Lutens - Chergui Sport

    Serge Lutens - Tripes et Lavande

    Serge Lutens - Tout de tout

    Steve Ballmer - Eau d'une Chaise Jetée Extrême (A scent of leather, woods and sweat)

    ELdO - I did not have sexual relations with that woman

    Creed - Bois de Tchernobyl

    Escentric Molecules - Molecule 05 -- Deuterium
    Last edited by Heerst; 9th October 2010 at 01:18 AM.
    Looking for: Creed caps

  30. #90

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    Ralph Lauren My Little Pony Collection
    Harakiri Lovers by Gwen Stefani
    Vierges Et Tacos by ELDO

    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    Musc du Kublai Khan II: The Wrath of Khan
    Lol... And yes, another would I'd be genuinely curious to try.

  31. #91

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    New A*Men flanker...... Pure Trash.
    ***My SALE thread***My TRADE thread***
    Frag addicted? Join the support group We are too but dam we smell good!

  32. #92

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    Serge Lutens - Pêcheuses
    Looking for: Creed caps

  33. #93

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chassagne Montrachet View Post
    Diorrible
    LOL. I love this. LOL.

  34. #94

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    - Salted Curry and Hot Chili by Jo Malone
    - Quand Vient La Tempête by Guerlain
    - Fat Hobo by ELDO
    - Polluted Island Water by Creed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugandaraja View Post
    Ralph Lauren My Little Pony Collection
    Harakiri Lovers by Gwen Stefani
    Vierges Et Tacos by ELDO

    *ROFL* My Little Pony Collection.... *LOL*
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/370...o-Profumo-Onda
    For sale. Carnal Flower and Vero Profumo Onda.

  36. #96

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    Rich Corinthian Leather by Tom Ford

  37. #97

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    Quote Originally Posted by colormechris View Post
    Rich Corinthian Leather by Tom Ford
    L'Eau Cordoba by Chrysler

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    lagerfeld classic concentree

  39. #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimi Gardenia View Post
    Royal English Armpit by Creed

    By Creed feat Juicy Couture. lol

  40. #100

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    Bouquet of Rosie by Rosie O'Donnell

    Ponytail by either Karl Lagerfeld or Ralph Lauren

    Big Pony Romance by Ralph Lauren

    BTW...I love the responses! Hilarious! Even the ones I don't quite get...have to get a French dictionary. L'LOL
    Last edited by colormechris; 9th October 2010 at 08:23 PM.

  41. #101

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    Rehab by Amy Winehouse

    Topnotes: cocaine, speed, marihuana
    Midnotes: white wine, cognac, whisky
    Basenotes: barf, spit, blood, civet and castoreum
    Last edited by Suppressor; 9th October 2010 at 10:01 PM. Reason: it's cocaine, not cocain

  42. #102

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressor View Post
    Rehab by Amy Winehouse

    Topnotes: cocain, speed, marihuana
    Midnotes: white wine, cognac, whisky
    Basenotes: barf, spit, blood, civet and castoreum
    CIVET- yuk- The tears of laughter are streaming down my face, my stomach is starting to hurt, dont stop. I havent laughed this hard in a long time. Ive been coming back several times over the day. Ill try to make you laugh. Here goes: part2

    Trouser Python-Trussardi
    Bowling Alley-G. Beene
    Sticky-Guelain
    J'Adore Rien-CD
    Post Office-Juliette has a gun
    Last edited by trex57; 9th October 2010 at 09:39 PM. Reason: still cant spell

  43. #103

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    Post Office-Juliette has a gun[/QUOTE]

    I'm an ex Postal employee, and this almost enough to make me incontinent, LOL!

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    Wet Dog by CB I Hate Perfumes
    Sweat 69 by Le Labo
    Finger Bang by Marc Jacobs
    34th St Station by Bond No. 9
    I Am Unforgivable King of the Night Platinum by Sean John
    Mini Horse by Polo Ralph Lauren
    A*Men Pure Hype by Thierry Mugler

  45. #105

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugandaraja View Post
    Ralph Lauren My Little Pony Collection
    Harakiri Lovers by Gwen Stefani
    Vierges Et Tacos by ELDO



    Lol... And yes, another would I'd be genuinely curious to try.
    Lmao, the My Little Pony Collection is definitely my favorite so far hahahaha

  46. #106

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawk Lee View Post
    Wet Dog by CB I Hate Perfumes
    Sweat 69 by Le Labo
    Finger Bang by Marc Jacobs
    34th St Station by Bond No. 9
    I Am Unforgivable King of the Night Platinum by Sean John
    Mini Horse by Polo Ralph Lauren
    A*Men Pure Hype by Thierry Mugler
    Finger Bang-Priceless, absolutely f*****g priceless.

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    Just one: Grey Flannel Night




    ..

  48. #108

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    Quote Originally Posted by trex57 View Post
    Finger Bang-Priceless, absolutely f*****g priceless.
    I heard that Finger Bang is a lot like FCUK, but more synthetic.

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    Syfy Original Fragrances (any)
    Hermès Eau de Pamper By The Road
    Parlux Travis Tritt
    Guerlain Mitsouko Fleur de Pomme de Fuji
    Marc Jacobs Whimper
    Escada Weak Force
    Patrick Dempsey Adapted for Television
    Ubuntu 10.04 Sport
    By Kilian Men in Black
    Dolce & Gabbana the one geek
    Heir d'Hermès
    Sean John Un-f******g-believable
    Sean John I Claudius
    Thierry Mugler A*Men Pure Malt-o-Meal
    Creed Spring Mushrooms (Jane Russell's bespoke fragrance)
    Givenchy Cosplay
    Guerlain Tonka Démocratique Populaire
    Frederic Malle Une Rose et Une Douzaine d'Œufs Pourris
    Le Labo Area 51
    Bvlgari R V Online?
    Folger's Coffee Pure Thierry Mugler Perfume
    The Different Company Un Parfum de Parfum et Parfum
    Ralph Lauren Romance Comedy
    Annick Goutal Mi Feo Niño
    Gucci Chaste
    Hermèssence Asphalt Helium
    Calvin Klein Crave Case
    Juliette Has A Hydrogen Bomb Lady Vengeance
    ELDO Excrétions Magnifique
    Amouage Gold Retriever
    Chanel Chance Eau Prématurée
    Chanel Cuckoo Mademoiselle

    ...and one that I really would like to see...

    Totoro by Kenzo
    * * * *

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck Perfumisto View Post
    Syfy Original Fragrances (any)
    Hermès Eau de Pamper By The Road
    Parlux Travis Tritt
    Guerlain Mitsouko Fleur de Pomme de Fuji
    Marc Jacobs Whimper
    Escada Weak Force
    Patrick Dempsey Adapted for Television
    Ubuntu 10.04 Sport
    By Kilian Men in Black
    Dolce & Gabbana the one geek
    Heir d'Hermès
    Sean John Un-f******g-believable
    Sean John I Claudius
    Thierry Mugler A*Men Pure Malt-o-Meal
    Creed Spring Mushrooms (Jane Russell's bespoke fragrance)
    Givenchy Cosplay
    Guerlain Tonka Démocratique Populaire
    Frederic Malle Une Rose et Une Douzaine d'Œufs Pourris
    Le Labo Area 51
    Bvlgari R V Online?
    Folger's Coffee Pure Thierry Mugler Perfume
    The Different Company Un Parfum de Parfum et Parfum
    Ralph Lauren Romance Comedy
    Annick Goutal Mi Feo Niño
    Gucci Chaste
    Hermèssence Asphalt Helium
    Calvin Klein Crave Case
    Juliette Has A Hydrogen Bomb Lady Vengeance
    ELDO Excrétions Magnifique
    Amouage Gold Retriever
    Chanel Chance Eau Prématurée
    Chanel Cuckoo Mademoiselle

    ...and one that I really would like to see...

    Totoro by Kenzo
    Juliet Has A Hydrogen Bomb....HELP, I can't stop laughing! Area 51 is priceless as well, and surely the essence of potato flowers in Fuji is a new trend which will take over the industry. These are priceless!!

  51. #111

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    Beaucoup de merde by ELdO
    Infusion d' Feet by Abebe Bikila

  52. #112

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    " Imaginary concoctions that you wouldn't want to exist; let alone be shared by people. Although, since they are imaginary, you couldn't actually share them. However if they actually did exist, you might want a whiff. Does that clear it up?"

    I would suggest:

    Confetti by Daphne Guinness
    Rice by Daphne Guinness


  53. #113

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    Skeet Skeet Skeet! by Etat Libre d’Orange

  54. #114

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    Lollipop Bling, Muscs Chaka Khan and Diorrible are my favorites so far! All I can come up with is eauSkank by The Real Housewives, The Situation by The Situation, Rancid New York Water- a collaboration between Creed and Bond no.9, and Angel Extreme.

  55. #115

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    Diorable might be sort of nice though if they haven't already done it. Maybe as a flanker for Diorrible...

  56. #116

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    Bond No. 9 - Sea Bond
    Caesar's World - Little Ceaser's Man
    Chanel - Rue The Day
    Dana - Garbage Scow
    Demeter - Asbestos
    ELDO - Like, Whatever
    ELDO - Sécrétions Douloureux
    Frederic Malle - French Letter
    Givenchy - Very Irascible
    Guerlain - Sadako
    Juliet Has An STD - Calamity Clap
    Serge Lutens - Bas de Soie de Koublai Khan
    Sisley - Soir Lunatique
    Tauer - Carrion Pour Un Ange
    Thierry Mugler - Alien Versus Predator
    Last edited by Sugandaraja; 14th October 2010 at 06:00 AM.

  57. #117

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    Bond No 9 The Bowary
    Bond No 9 Nauseating Hudson Water

  58. #118

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    Bleu de Chanel Edition Blanche
    Chanel no. of the Beast

  59. #119

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    A men and B men!

  60. #120

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    C Men. lol
    Last edited by Siifter; 14th October 2010 at 12:23 PM.

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