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    Default Ridiculous thread ideas

    So I was thinking about posting up some threads and then I decided to post just one!

    What are some of the funnier or stupider (or both) thread ideas that have been posted or you have thought about posting.

    Example - what fragrance would a vampire wear? (Halloween appropriate)

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    Today I traded - October...........


    In the examples vein and since it seems like Christmas season is coming earlier every year I wonder what would Santa Clause wear?
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    Not giving any personal information and asking, "Please pick my signature scent!" I find it hilarious and it seems to pop up weekly.

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    The best one I've seen that I think was sincere was "best cologne to wear when making sandwhiches"

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    "Which cologne do you wear in order to NOT get ANY compliments?"

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    Best Perfume to Wear When Meeting Your In-Laws

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    funny threads! But I want answers to all these questions!!

    People need to know what to wear when they make sandwiches and what to wear when they eat the!

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    This one.

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    What should I wear to repel women and frighten small children...other than no pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rescentment View Post
    ...
    Example - what fragrance would a vampire wear? (Halloween appropriate)
    I think this is a great fragrance thread idea which has come up a few times. Different strokes.....
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    I always like the "pantydropper" threads from the high school crowd, or better yet, the desperate older crowd LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BradW View Post
    I always like the "pantydropper" threads from the high school crowd, or better yet, the desperate older crowd LOL.
    I agree... my interest is the morning after ...what should I wear to get them to put those panties back on and gtfo....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pipsta View Post
    I agree... my interest is the morning after ...what should I wear to get them to put those panties back on and gtfo....

    Oh wait... I know!

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    Best fragrance to wear while posting ridiculous threads on Basenotes
    "It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing; it's what you're doing when you're doing what you look like you're doing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveJazz View Post
    Best fragrance to wear while posting ridiculous threads on Basenotes

    Great.

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    Best scent to wear while trying to decide what scent to wear.

    I mean really! When you've got a few hundred bottles to choose from, it can take hours to decide. There are plenty of fragrances which could run their entire life cycle -- from first topnote to last basenote -- in the time it takes you to pick your Scent of the Day. So which scent should you wear during that time?

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    Perfume You Spray Inside the Bathroom After Pooping


    (I spray Prada Amber -- no joke.)

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    My girlfriend would use the big bottle of Tea Rose I got from Marshalls for $9.99 to freshen the air after her visits to the 'ladies room'. LOL...did a great job, too!
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    Which fragrance would your fragrance wear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Cologneist View Post
    Which fragrance would your fragrance wear?
    I believe all my fragrances wear glass bottles.....lol
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    Here's one:

    "BAD COLD! CAN'T SMELL my perfumes! - SOLUTIONS??"
    Check out my blog Pour Monsieur, a no-nonsense guide to men's fragrances:
    http://pourmonsieurblog.blogspot.com/

    Any fragrance that should not be worn in public, should be worn in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shamu1 View Post
    Here's one:

    "BAD COLD! CAN'T SMELL my perfumes! - SOLUTIONS??"
    Yes. Or, maybe even a twist on that: BAD COLD! Can't smell anything! What fragrance should I wear?"




    I had a horrible cold/flu a few years ago. I was misserable for days and decided I wanted a glass of wine. So, for comfort, I brought out a precious bottle of a favorite Pinot Noir. I was bad! The cork had failed or something. It was, as wine people say, skunked! I poured it out and got out another. Same thing, skunked. On top of being miserably sick, two bottles of my favorite Pinot were skunked. What a horrible day.

    Then I realized: one skunked bottle from this winery? Maybe... doubtful, rare, but it does happen even to the best. But two in a row? No. The bottles... including the one I just poured down the drain were fine. It was I who was "skunked".... skunked, sick, misserable, and now two bottles poorer. Grrrrrr!

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    How are you coping with the orange background?

    Seriously.

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    What frag should I wear while contemplating the new orange background? LOL.

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    What's the best scent for a middle aged, slightly balding, slightly overweight guy who lives in his parents basement to pick up college age women with?

    (This is actually a serious question, as I will be making whatever receives the most votes my signature scent.)

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    I think my Secretions Magnifiques is a fake! How can I tell?

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    Today I didn't buy -- October

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    "What's the best fragrance for a man?"

    I hate it when I see these!!!!

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    For the record I am a fan of all silly, crazy and dumb threads! They amuse me to know end and I think they bring some flavor to the forums.

    The wacky threads are always the ones I will read first!.

    By the way - maybe a vampire would where Demeter Dirt or if he was a higher class one perhaps a little Encre Noir or something.

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    What to wear while purchasing Pure Malt
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe View Post
    What to wear while purchasing Pure Malt
    Nooooooooooooooo! You're going to get us banished to the Pure Malt sub forum!!! Nooooooooooooooooo!

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    I go away for a couple of hours and come back to find a pumpkin puked on the forum....what should I wear while puking it back to green?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_cologneist View Post
    which fragrance would your fragrance wear?

    cthu!

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    Quote Originally Posted by C Rose View Post
    Today I didn't buy -- October
    :-)

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    What to wear while pondering if Pure Malt deserved it's own sub-forum. lol
    Seriously though...if GIT, Kouros, and Terre D'Hermes didn't earn a subforum, how did Pure Malt?

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    Pure Malt FTW

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    Thanks guys! Now I know what to wear while puking the forum back to green. In fact, it'll actually start the gag reflex for me.... Pure Malt!
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    What to wear while "sittin' on da toilet.."?

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    What to wear while watching "What Not to Wear"..

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    Some fun thread ideas:

    Which scents do you wear exactly 12 sprays of?

    What scent should I wear around my asthmatic mother in law?

    Which scent did you ALMOST choose for your SotD today?

    Is it wrong to wear the scent I am returning as my SoTD while I'm actually returning the scent in question?

    The A*Men Diet: How A*Men cured my cravings and helped me lose 75 pounds!

    DIY: Is there any way to make a tincture of my baby's head?

    Best scent to wear while getting a whole body waxing?

    I just looked up the translation of Lumiere Noire and am now worried that it may emit harmful radiation! Should I be concerned? (I wear it a lot and recently noticed a new dark spot on my skin)

    The Authentic Creed History Thread
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    Most threads nowadays on the Male Fragrance Board
    ointments and perfume delight the heart....

    #BBOG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfaddict View Post
    Most threads nowadays on the Male Fragrance Board
    What he said ^.

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    Your Top 5 "to clean the windows" scents!

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    POLL: Number of poor starving people your wardrobe liquidation sale can feed in a week. Seriously.

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    Imagine a subforum, exclusively for A*Men Pure Malt. That would be ridiculous and boring.... Oh wait that has already been made!

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    Name a fragrance and a cocktail it could be associated with.

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    What fragrance would Stewie Griffin wear?

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    Those 'HELP!!!!!' threads about fragrance like the world is coming to an end if they don't know what cologne to wear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trex57 View Post
    Name a fragrance and a cocktail it could be associated with.
    Hey I actually kind of like that idea!
    "It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing; it's what you're doing when you're doing what you look like you're doing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by C Rose View Post
    Today I didn't buy -- October
    A thread like this would certainly increase the hell out of my post count.

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    I like stupid threads and can't understand why some get all bent out of shape about them.

    None of them are as stupid as the ridiculous articulations of the soul I go through every day deciding which to wear.
    In a world where people smell bad, it is the personal responsibility of every Basenoter to improve the world one SotD at a time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveJazz View Post
    Hey I actually kind of like that idea!
    You are obviously a person of good taste. I dont have the cojones to start a thread. I always worry about nobody replying. If you start I will definitely post something. Well I think Ill put on some M7 and attack that martini now. Cheers Jazz
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Cologneist View Post
    Which fragrance would your fragrance wear?
    That's a fav of me
    Best fragrance to wear while posting ridiculous threads on Basenotes
    I would add "Best fragrance to wear while answering to ridiculous threads on Basenotes ?"

    Also "Which fragrance to wear when spraying my SOTD ?"
    "Which fragrance to wear for shower ?"
    "Which fragrance to wear under my armpits ?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe View Post
    What to wear while purchasing Pure Malt
    I could have sworn I saw this thread somewhere. In any case, it's my favorite, and too bad the PM forum is gone, 'cause it would be perfect there.

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    LOL, this is the funniest thread since this one: http://www.basenotes.net/threads/247430-Lmao?highlight=

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    What fragrance topic will turn a thread into freak jello?
    What fragrances should be included with rubber chickens?
    What fragrances remind you of the smell of new shoes?
    What fragrances should I use when I have a terrible head cold?

    How can I dis Creed?
    How can I dis Chanel?

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    Thread Killer:

    What would a virgin wear? How would you ever know?

    What would a donkey wear? Find a talking one he'll tell you.


    Davidoff by Cool Water: Discuss. Probably the only time the scent is bigger than the label.
    Last edited by MFJ; 31st October 2010 at 10:52 AM.

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    Anything with the word "Titan" in it

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    Love the thread.

    Should you wear fragrances while swimming ?
    What should I choose ? (can also be translated to what do I like the most, tell me!)
    Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trex57 View Post
    Name a fragrance and a cocktail it could be associated with.
    Oh.... I.... ah.... I was actually thinking of starting that one. I think it would actually be interesting because it explores the intersection of two senses. Oh well.... we'll never know now.

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    Another stupid thread idea: What scent to wear when basenotes.com is down?

    I mean really! If the forum is down, how can I know what scent goes with whatever I'm doing or wherever I'm going. So I need a standby, something I can wear as a default when I can't start a thread on basenotes to find out what to wear. So, what is the one scent I should wear if I can't start a basenotes thread to find out what to wear?

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