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    Secretions Magnifique smells really really really disgusting. Funny how some of the fragrances mentioned are considered fresh or aromatic fragrances. Makes me wonder if these same people have such bad hygiene that when they smell something fresh, it disturbs the funk that's coming out of their mouths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Hunter View Post
    Angel Men by Mugler as I threw up the first time I smelled it and had to have a shower in the middle of the night as i made the mistake of dabbing the scent over my neck and wrists.
    I'd probably have to say this also though it is definitely an interesting creation.

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    1-Kouros
    2-Zirh Ikon
    3-Black Soul -Ted Lapidus
    Top 10 :
    1-Strictly Private Baldessarini
    2-Pure Havane
    3-Midnight in Paris
    4-Amber Sultan -- Chergui
    5-Dunhill Desire -- Aigner Black
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    6-Seduction in Black -- La nuit de L'homme
    7-Angel Schlesser oriental edition II -- J.del Puzo Arabian Nights
    8-Versace PH -- Versace The Dreamer
    9-Mont Blanc Individuele -- Mont Blanc Legend
    10-Dirty English -- CK Shock -- CH men

  4. #64

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    Anyone that says poison, a men cool water have clearly never smelled grey flannel

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    Serge Lutens Serge Noir
    Want to trade - Tom Ford Extreme for Windsor, Amber Absolute, Aventus x02....
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/394...82#post3308582

    CHEAP CREED SPLITS
    Millesime Imperial, Original Santal, Green Irish Tweed
    Himalaya, Aventus, Tabarome
    plus Amouage Honour & Fate Man

    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/393...92#post3296892

  6. #66

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    Quote Originally Posted by fsface View Post
    Oh come on, A*MEN is NOTHING compared to the likes of Musc Koublai Kahn.
    So true. A*Men is NOTHING compared to MKK.

  7. #67

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    Quote Originally Posted by heperd View Post
    Serge Lutens Serge Noir
    Uncle Serge makes the best Pad See Ew

    My vote is for Giorgio for Men.

  8. #68

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    Cuba? It was like in a cigar bottle forgot which one it was but pretty bad! Also, English Leather(Avon), those dreaded soap on a ropes? LOL. Tim McGraw probably up there too, lol.

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    issey miyake sport smells like dead flowers that have been rotting for 3 weeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kron View Post
    If you love the smell of Poundland air freshners but want something which smells a little more synthetic and tasteless then theres always Solo Loewe Intense...



    A scent so bad they couldn't even bother sizing the font properly on the box, If there's a fake floating around of this it WILL smell better than the official juice.
    Agree - its smells like 'nothing' really - it was a blind buy - nowadays with little left i've kept in the fridge - i must say, the smell is improving

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    the smell is only an inch worse than the bottle..

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    Aramis
    AMen
    Oscar Pour Lui
    Muscs Koublai Khan
    Little Italy

    and dozens of other.

  13. #73

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    oh there's several I really really really really dislike....Loewe 7 was disgusting reminded me of the smell of the dentist' medicine they put to clean your hole out before they insert the filling.
    Musc Ravageur, M7 and the Dreamer totally gave me bad vibes (the first two medicinal smell that makes me sick, and the Dreamer just had an icky smell that I don't like, well despise really, it's the only tobacco fragrance that I can think of that I dislike)...


    Coco Figue takes the cake though....might as well be put in a suntan lotion bottle, as that ain't even a fragrance in my opinion. Yuck.

  14. #74

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    CK Be
    I'm not too sure whether this is just plain awful or the tester I smelled was mixed with something else.

  15. #75

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    Musc Koublai Kahn.

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    * Aramis - I had to pull the bottle away after smelling it.
    * Encre Noir - Vetiver is too strong

    Honorable Mention: Drakkar Noir - midnotes to drydown is terrible on my skin.

  17. #77

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    duke, you made me smile.

    there are many things mentioned that i like.

    and colognes that i really don't like? many that are currently available, perhaps even the majority. never felt any urge to keep track of those ugly bastards.

  18. #78

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    Hi all,

    While I admit it's been a long long time since I "sampled" Serge Lutens MKK, I LOVED it and I want to buy a bottle. I am somewhat known here at BN for my love of (so called) STINKY fragrances. Kouros, DZING! Diptyque L'Autre, SMN "Acqua di Cuba", SMN "Nostaliga", Bulgari Black, Caron Yatagan, McQueen Kingdom, MPG "Eau des Iles", MPG "Route de Vetiver", CREED Tabarome Millesime, YSL Body Kouros, Piguet Bandit, Turssardi Uomo, Etro Messe de Miniuit, Lorenzo Villoresi "Piper Nigrum" and (I give my left ### for a bottle of) Gobin Daude "Biche dans L'Absinthe". I would say the WORST fragrance I ever tried was purchased at a "Yard Sale". It was called "Man of Aran" (Irish Cologne). God awful, cheap smelling.

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    SixCats!

  19. #79

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    Serge Lutens - Gris Clair. I can't stand it, I used to think it was the Lavender, but have since discovered many Lavenders I really enjoy. But Gris Clair has this weirdly acrid burnt plastic undertone which simply would not wash off my skin and made me feel ill.

    Oh yeah that and Acqua di Gio, which smells vaguely like bile.

  20. #80

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    Serge Lutens La Myrrhe
    Serge Lutens Iris Silver Mist
    Frederic Malle Dan Tes Bras smells like diarrhea...

  21. #81

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    I also got some sort of impression with SMW. I dont say it is the worst scent but I literally lost all my excitement after sniffing it. I was aware of Kouros from Basenotes then I thought It wasnt too bad.

  22. #82

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    I have a couple in the WTF department:

    Eau Sauvage Extreme (WTF have you done to this classic?) Or Joop! (Dear God, why? To go out with a woman that wears Pink sugar??)

    But the absolute pits is undoubtedly:

    Insensé Ultramarine by Givenchy

    Oh the horror! The horror . . .
    My Wardrobe

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    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

    My Antaeus can beat up your Armani.

  23. #83

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    I would rather drink Secretions Magnifiques than wear 50 Cent Power.

    I think Beyonce Heat is the worst ever, though.
    My Top Ten:

    1: Guerlain - Habit Rouge
    2: Guerlain - Jicky
    3: Guerlain - Mouchoir de Monsieur
    4: Guerlain - Shalimar
    5: Knize - Knize Ten
    6: Caron - Yatagan
    7: Caron - Pour Un Homme
    8: Jean Desprez - Bal a Versailles
    9: Yves Saint Laurent - M7
    10: Salvador Dali - Dali Pour Homme

  24. #84

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Chambers View Post
    My vote is for Giorgio for Men.
    I think I like it, but it feels like it suffocates me whenever I'm in its presence. I don't get that from any other fragrances, though Grey Flannel and Moschino Uomo? cause me temporary anosmia.
    My Top Ten:

    1: Guerlain - Habit Rouge
    2: Guerlain - Jicky
    3: Guerlain - Mouchoir de Monsieur
    4: Guerlain - Shalimar
    5: Knize - Knize Ten
    6: Caron - Yatagan
    7: Caron - Pour Un Homme
    8: Jean Desprez - Bal a Versailles
    9: Yves Saint Laurent - M7
    10: Salvador Dali - Dali Pour Homme

  25. #85

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    Al Oudh by L’Artisan

    St. Dupont Noir....5x5 room fat sweaty armpits,smoking cigarettes for days no windows.
    98% of Aoud that I have tried.
    Last edited by LoPsOrange; 15th June 2012 at 05:54 AM.

  26. #86

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Chambers View Post
    My vote is for Giorgio for Men.
    I used to wear this when I was about 15. Are they still even making it?

    Mine would be either Quorum or SL L'Eau Froide.

  27. #87

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    Tough call for the single worst, I'd say L'eau d'Issey PH.

    Amouage Gold Man, Fahrenheit and FCUK Him are both pretty strong contenders for the minor placings.

    Oh, and Bulgari Aqua smells so bad on my skin, that if it didn't smell ok on others, it would definitely receive my vote.

  28. #88

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    Kouros and Le Male. Yuck!

  29. #89

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    Opium PH. Will make me want to throw up in an instant.
    Kouros. Over freaking rated.
    Hugo. Actually hurts my nose.
    Ck One. Ugh.
    Last edited by synthetic; 15th June 2012 at 09:15 AM.

  30. #90

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    Polo(green) - dirty ashtray just isn't my thing
    A*men - since the very first time i caught a whiff.
    Current Favorites:
    1. Le 3me Homme - Caron
    2. Yatagan - Caron
    3. Van Cleef & Arples Pour Homme
    4. Dolce & Gabbana pour Homme
    5. Kouros - YSL
    6. L'Anarchiste - Caron
    7. Xeryus - Givenchy
    8. V.I.P. Special Reserve - Giorgio Beverly Hills
    9. The Dreamer - Versace
    10. Nobile - Gucci

  31. #91

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    Absolue pour le Soir by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

    Stinky sweaty farm horse...nearly made my GF puke nearly.
    Creed Aventus
    Creed Green Irish Tweed
    Creed Millisime Imperial
    Amouage Epic Man
    Amouage Jubilation XXV
    Amouage Memoir Man
    Nassomatto Black Afghano
    Guerlain Le Instant Extreme
    Issey miyake L'eau D'Issey Noir Absolu
    Tom Ford Tabacco Vanille
    Angle Men Pure Malt

  32. #92

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    Kokorico by JPG!!! There are no words for how awful it smells.

  33. #93

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    Probably going to offend a lot of people but Chergui is the worst I've ever smelled. To my nose it was just bad. Not going to bash it though as I'm certain it's just a matter of personal taste as it has many fans.

  34. #94

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    Dior Homme/Intense and Paco 1 Million are easily the worst i've ever smelled. I just can't imagine those two are even supposed to be worn on human skin. They would be more suited to a cheap floor cleaner.

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    Diesel Green Masculine

  36. #96

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    Lolita Lempicka - absolutely vile and revolting smell. The stench it gave resembles the shambles in an abattoir. I got this as a gift and was surprised to find that it was marketed as a masculine. Used is as a toilet fragrance within 30 seconds.

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    Tommy Bahama Cologne. Makes me want to vomit.

  38. #98

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    le labo oud 27 still for me

  39. #99

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    Wow! Very surprised at some of the fragrances here...

    A*Men? Channel Allure Sport? Silver Mountain Water?

  40. #100

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    Guerlain Vetiver. Smelled like old clothes from a garage sale/thrift store to me.

  41. #101

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    Quote Originally Posted by megamrexclusive View Post
    Let's keep it real not all cologne's smell good. So what cologne in your opinion does not appeal to you at all? And Why?
    Virgilio: Literally made me sick. Had to scrub it off (with difficulty)
    English Fern: See above but did not physically vomit.
    Zafar: Smells too much like Stilton. If I had to say what I thought death smelt like, it would be this.

  42. #102

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    If I was to pick the worst or one that I was really put off by, it has to be one from Tom Ford Musk range (Private Collection). Not sure of the exact name but it was borderline rancid!

  43. #103

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    Quote Originally Posted by megamrexclusive View Post
    Let's keep it real not all cologne's smell good. So what cologne in your opinion does not appeal to you at all? And Why?
    I remember once sampling Calvin Klein Escape. I disliked the smell (also i hate the name Escape)
    "Le parfum est la musique du corps"
    (Marcel Rochas)

  44. #104

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    Straight to Heaven by Killian is downright awful, I had to wipe it off. First time I ever found a scent unbearable. Synthetic rum note overpowers anything that may be decent in this juice.

  45. #105

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    Bond 9 New Haarlem is one im starting to really hate. Never really liked it to begin with, just smells like i have spilled maple syrup on my shirt and went out in the sun for a while to let it cook. Definitely regret buying it

  46. #106

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    So far it's Dior Eau Sauvage. It's nice for about an hour, then it just smells like poop. What the hell is in it that smells like shit?? SMH terrible...

  47. #107

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    Muscs Koublai Khan...absolutely made me gag at first whiff.

  48. #108

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    A tie between Black Afgano and A Taste of Heaven.
    Last edited by Tappio; 16th June 2012 at 05:40 AM.

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    Muscs Koublai Khan.

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    I havent come across too many

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    I wore Amazingreen for the first time today and was kinda attracting bats. I live in an ultra-urban area of a huge city and have never before had a chance to encounter bats. First there was one, but then they were literally swarming. I am so traimatized I think I'd better off myself. I will never recover from this ghastly experience.
    Amazingreen smells positively ghastly and I will dispose of my sample as if it were toxic green waste.
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  52. #112

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    There aren't any that I hate. However, I am not a huge fan of cool water. Definitely doesn't live up to its hype. Maybe I have a bias; I grew up with a friend who constantly wore it. I supposed my nose is just tired of it.

  53. #113

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    Kouros
    Eternity smells ok, but is one the few that gave me a headache.

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    New York Oud by Bond no. 9 was the nastiest fragrance I ever smelled.

  55. #115

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    By Kilian A Taste of Heaven - Bitter absinthe lavender...more like a taste of hell

    Kouros - urinal cake.

  56. #116

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    I agree with Gris Claire. Smells like a damp cotton shirt that has been burnt by someone leaving a clothes iron on it too long. Also, vanilla fields, white diamonds, sunflowers, and countless others
    Is the juice worth the squeeze?

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    Dolce & Gabbana Pour Homme - Headache inducing.
    Last edited by socalwoman; 23rd August 2012 at 11:34 AM. Reason: marketplace rules thing

  58. #118

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    Guerlain Jicky. All I got was dead, wet animal and rubber tyres.

  59. #119

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    Dior homme intense. That sickly, synthetic, cloying, ugly, cheap mess made me want to vomit. It's an extremely offensive stink for those poor souls around you. That chemical trash should never be sprayed on human skin.

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    Caron Un Pour Homme is nasty.

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