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    One of the original 3 of La Collection Christian Dior is absolutely rank, I cant remember (and have no desire to recall) which.

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    ELDO Secretions Magnifique = immediate gag reflex
    "Smell with your nose, not your ears".

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    A couple of years ago I did. Cartier Declaration. I swore it was my all time worst sampling. BO, a spice market, CK One and Azzaro Chrome. Those 4 things mixed into a bottle. Eck !

    2 years later, I love this fragrance.
    Seeking: Bottles/decants : of Aramis New West, Alain Delon Iquitos, Feeling Man, Gucci pour Homme, Essence of John Galliano, Oxford & Cambridge, Azzaro pour Homme (vintage),...etc.

    Seeking decant/sample of PdE Ambre Russe, Jil Sander Feeling Man, Comme des Garcons 2 Man, Giorgio VIP, ....etc. I have samples to swap.

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  4. #34

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    Czech and Speake No. 88.

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    Allure Homme. It's so sweet its like having corn candies stuffed up your nose and mouth. I will never understand why it's supposed to be a perfume in the first place. As mouthwash or toothpaste, yes, but as perfume, no.

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    Czech and Speake No. 88, the worst ever.
    Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.

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    Oh come on, A*MEN is NOTHING compared to the likes of Musc Koublai Kahn. MKK is like a practical joke. They should sell it at Spencer's, right next to the cans of 'Fart Spray'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Grand Duc View Post

    SEEMS SOMEONE IS REALLY ANGRY, WHY DON'T YOU SEND A HITMAN AFTER TREX...LOL....

    Well For me I have yet to come across the worst scent yet.

    But Guerlain Vetiver, Vetiver extreme, Bogart PH, Joop!, Angelmen Pure Malt....When I sprayed them first, I got a bad headache
    but I learned how to use them wisely.

    I love them all.

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    Serge Lutens' muscs koublai khan. I'm just not ready for this type of scent
    "Now I have become death. The destroyer of worlds"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fountain View Post
    fahrenheit. cheap, vulgar, hideous.

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    Encre Noir - Horrible on my skin.

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    im going to say cigar afficianado- holy blech, batman! i love aramis though... cant believe so many people dont care for it. hugo boss number one is todays favorite

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    Quote Originally Posted by fountain View Post
    another one i totally cannot bear is fahrenheit. cheap, vulgar, hideous.
    I love Faherenheit...although, there are some parts of it I could do without..
    Currently wearing: Aventus by Creed

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    That's an easy one: Aspen. Take the pen off the end and add an s to what's left - that's what it smells like.

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    YSL - Jazz

    smells like feces spread over a flower bed

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    Brooklyn by Bond no. 9....I couldnt get it all the way off either. I stunk the entire night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Grand Duc View Post
    Duc, I cant stop laughing...hahaha

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    Excessive amounts of Drakkar Noir make me suffer. Same thing with Acqua di Gio (which causes me intense headaches--go easy on the helional and marine notes next time Mr. Nose)

    Musc Koublai Kahn, like Kouros, is best applied to the nether regions before strenuous exercise like Olympic weight lifting or blacksmithing. You do smell like a conquering horde of sweaty unbathed horsemen hell bent on destruction. Still, I don't mind it--certainly a novelty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riley View Post
    YSL - Jazz

    smells like feces spread over a flower bed
    there must be something wrong with my bottle ... I love Jazz

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    The only bottle I ever tossed (that I assume had not turned) was the newer formulation of carven vetiver. I simply could not make it past the top of mandarine, sage, petitgrain, lemon (others?) as listed on this sites review database. This one gets such accolades w/r/t the vintage too. Must've gone through a sea change, I can only assume.

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    givenchy - very irresistiBle

    you just cannot resist that stuff on your skin

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    easy. Halston z-14

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    Pure Vetiver= Bitter, abrasive and obnoxious (or just plain noxious).

    Aspen= Wet burning leaves and some of granny's stale 4711.

    Issey Miyake pour Homme= Loud, sour, headache inducing, over-worn, played out mess.

  24. #54

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    Creed silver mountain water

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    Quote Originally Posted by cacio View Post
    Allure homme sport may not be my least favourite, but it's close. (Silver Mountain Water is worse).

    Does that make me old (age 41)? I am in fact old enough to have used rotary phones as a kid, and owned vinyl records.

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    I LOVE you whoever you are. CREED SILVER MOUNTAIN WATER IS THE WORST COLOGNE EVER CREATED!!!!!!!!

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    Sure not a fan of Grey Flannel...first thought was "who would ever want to smell like this" and then I let my wife smell it and she gagged a little and just told me to put it down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alex8187 View Post
    I LOVE you whoever you are. CREED SILVER MOUNTAIN WATER IS THE WORST COLOGNE EVER CREATED!!!!!!!!
    Are you so insecure that you love anyone who agrees with you and validates your opinion...?

    Oh, and typing in caps and using tons of exclamation marks doesn't help either...

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    Bleh. I didn't see anyone mention my kryptonite: Body Kouros! OMG! That stuff smells like straight crap!

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    Dover street by CDG smells like rotting onions and durian fruit.

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    If you love the smell of Poundland air freshners but want something which smells a little more synthetic and tasteless then theres always Solo Loewe Intense...



    A scent so bad they couldn't even bother sizing the font properly on the box, If there's a fake floating around of this it WILL smell better than the official juice.

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