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    Default Re: Worst cologne you've ever smelled???????????

    Secretions Magnifique smells really really really disgusting. Funny how some of the fragrances mentioned are considered fresh or aromatic fragrances. Makes me wonder if these same people have such bad hygiene that when they smell something fresh, it disturbs the funk that's coming out of their mouths.

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    Default Re: Worst cologne you've ever smelled???????????

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Hunter View Post
    Angel Men by Mugler as I threw up the first time I smelled it and had to have a shower in the middle of the night as i made the mistake of dabbing the scent over my neck and wrists.
    I'd probably have to say this also though it is definitely an interesting creation.

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    1-Kouros
    2-Zirh Ikon
    3-Black Soul -Ted Lapidus
    Top 10 :
    1-Strictly Private Baldessarini
    2-Pure Havane
    3-Midnight in Paris
    4-Amber Sultan -- Chergui
    5-Dunhill Desire -- Aigner Black
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    6-Seduction in Black -- La nuit de L'homme
    7-Angel Schlesser oriental edition II -- J.del Puzo Arabian Nights
    8-Versace PH -- Versace The Dreamer
    9-Mont Blanc Individuele -- Mont Blanc Legend
    10-Dirty English -- CK Shock -- CH men

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    Anyone that says poison, a men cool water have clearly never smelled grey flannel

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    Serge Lutens Serge Noir
    Want to trade - Chanel Platinum Egoiste for Dior Eau Sauvage...
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/394...82#post3308582

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    Quote Originally Posted by fsface View Post
    Oh come on, A*MEN is NOTHING compared to the likes of Musc Koublai Kahn.
    So true. A*Men is NOTHING compared to MKK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heperd View Post
    Serge Lutens Serge Noir
    Uncle Serge makes the best Pad See Ew

    My vote is for Giorgio for Men.

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    Cuba? It was like in a cigar bottle forgot which one it was but pretty bad! Also, English Leather(Avon), those dreaded soap on a ropes? LOL. Tim McGraw probably up there too, lol.
    Currently wearing: Sahara Noir by Tom Ford

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    issey miyake sport smells like dead flowers that have been rotting for 3 weeks

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    Default Re: Worst cologne you've ever smelled???????????

    Quote Originally Posted by Kron View Post
    If you love the smell of Poundland air freshners but want something which smells a little more synthetic and tasteless then theres always Solo Loewe Intense...



    A scent so bad they couldn't even bother sizing the font properly on the box, If there's a fake floating around of this it WILL smell better than the official juice.
    Agree - its smells like 'nothing' really - it was a blind buy - nowadays with little left i've kept in the fridge - i must say, the smell is improving

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    the smell is only an inch worse than the bottle..

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    Aramis
    AMen
    Oscar Pour Lui
    Muscs Koublai Khan
    Little Italy

    and dozens of other.

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    oh there's several I really really really really dislike....Loewe 7 was disgusting reminded me of the smell of the dentist' medicine they put to clean your hole out before they insert the filling.
    Musc Ravageur, M7 and the Dreamer totally gave me bad vibes (the first two medicinal smell that makes me sick, and the Dreamer just had an icky smell that I don't like, well despise really, it's the only tobacco fragrance that I can think of that I dislike)...


    Coco Figue takes the cake though....might as well be put in a suntan lotion bottle, as that ain't even a fragrance in my opinion. Yuck.

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    CK Be
    I'm not too sure whether this is just plain awful or the tester I smelled was mixed with something else.

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    Default Re: Worst cologne you've ever smelled???????????

    Musc Koublai Kahn.

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    * Aramis - I had to pull the bottle away after smelling it.
    * Encre Noir - Vetiver is too strong

    Honorable Mention: Drakkar Noir - midnotes to drydown is terrible on my skin.
    Currently wearing: Terre d'Hermès by Hermès

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    duke, you made me smile.

    there are many things mentioned that i like.

    and colognes that i really don't like? many that are currently available, perhaps even the majority. never felt any urge to keep track of those ugly bastards.

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    Hi all,

    While I admit it's been a long long time since I "sampled" Serge Lutens MKK, I LOVED it and I want to buy a bottle. I am somewhat known here at BN for my love of (so called) STINKY fragrances. Kouros, DZING! Diptyque L'Autre, SMN "Acqua di Cuba", SMN "Nostaliga", Bulgari Black, Caron Yatagan, McQueen Kingdom, MPG "Eau des Iles", MPG "Route de Vetiver", CREED Tabarome Millesime, YSL Body Kouros, Piguet Bandit, Turssardi Uomo, Etro Messe de Miniuit, Lorenzo Villoresi "Piper Nigrum" and (I give my left ### for a bottle of) Gobin Daude "Biche dans L'Absinthe". I would say the WORST fragrance I ever tried was purchased at a "Yard Sale". It was called "Man of Aran" (Irish Cologne). God awful, cheap smelling.

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    Serge Lutens - Gris Clair. I can't stand it, I used to think it was the Lavender, but have since discovered many Lavenders I really enjoy. But Gris Clair has this weirdly acrid burnt plastic undertone which simply would not wash off my skin and made me feel ill.

    Oh yeah that and Acqua di Gio, which smells vaguely like bile.

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    Serge Lutens La Myrrhe
    Serge Lutens Iris Silver Mist
    Frederic Malle Dan Tes Bras smells like diarrhea...

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    I also got some sort of impression with SMW. I dont say it is the worst scent but I literally lost all my excitement after sniffing it. I was aware of Kouros from Basenotes then I thought It wasnt too bad.

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    I have a couple in the WTF department:

    Eau Sauvage Extreme (WTF have you done to this classic?) Or Joop! (Dear God, why? To go out with a woman that wears Pink sugar??)

    But the absolute pits is undoubtedly:

    Insensé Ultramarine by Givenchy

    Oh the horror! The horror . . .
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    I would rather drink Secretions Magnifiques than wear 50 Cent Power.

    I think Beyonce Heat is the worst ever, though.
    My Top Ten:

    1: Guerlain - Habit Rouge
    2: Guerlain - Jicky
    3: Guerlain - Mouchoir de Monsieur
    4: Guerlain - Shalimar
    5: Knize - Knize Ten
    6: Caron - Yatagan
    7: Caron - Pour Un Homme
    8: Jean Desprez - Bal a Versailles
    9: Yves Saint Laurent - M7
    10: Salvador Dali - Dali Pour Homme

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    Default Re: Worst cologne you've ever smelled???????????

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Chambers View Post
    My vote is for Giorgio for Men.
    I think I like it, but it feels like it suffocates me whenever I'm in its presence. I don't get that from any other fragrances, though Grey Flannel and Moschino Uomo? cause me temporary anosmia.
    My Top Ten:

    1: Guerlain - Habit Rouge
    2: Guerlain - Jicky
    3: Guerlain - Mouchoir de Monsieur
    4: Guerlain - Shalimar
    5: Knize - Knize Ten
    6: Caron - Yatagan
    7: Caron - Pour Un Homme
    8: Jean Desprez - Bal a Versailles
    9: Yves Saint Laurent - M7
    10: Salvador Dali - Dali Pour Homme

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    Al Oudh by L’Artisan

    St. Dupont Noir....5x5 room fat sweaty armpits,smoking cigarettes for days no windows.
    98% of Aoud that I have tried.
    Last edited by LoPsOrange; 15th June 2012 at 04:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Chambers View Post
    My vote is for Giorgio for Men.
    I used to wear this when I was about 15. Are they still even making it?

    Mine would be either Quorum or SL L'Eau Froide.
    Currently wearing: Shalimar by Guerlain

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    Tough call for the single worst, I'd say L'eau d'Issey PH.

    Amouage Gold Man, Fahrenheit and FCUK Him are both pretty strong contenders for the minor placings.

    Oh, and Bulgari Aqua smells so bad on my skin, that if it didn't smell ok on others, it would definitely receive my vote.

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    Kouros and Le Male. Yuck!

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    Opium PH. Will make me want to throw up in an instant.
    Kouros. Over freaking rated.
    Hugo. Actually hurts my nose.
    Ck One. Ugh.
    Last edited by synthetic; 15th June 2012 at 08:15 AM.

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    Default Re: Worst cologne you've ever smelled???????????

    Polo(green) - dirty ashtray just isn't my thing
    A*men - since the very first time i caught a whiff.
    I don't have a signature fragrance. My signature changes a little bit every day, why shouldn't my fragrance?
    Currently wearing: H.M. by Hanae Mori

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