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    Absolue pour le Soir by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

    Stinky sweaty farm horse...nearly made my GF puke nearly.
    Creed Aventus
    Creed Green Irish Tweed
    Creed Millisime Imperial
    Amouage Epic Man
    Amouage Jubilation XXV
    Amouage Memoir Man
    Nassomatto Black Afghano
    Guerlain Le Instant Extreme
    Issey miyake L'eau D'Issey Noir Absolu
    Tom Ford Tabacco Vanille
    Angle Men Pure Malt

  2. #92

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    Kokorico by JPG!!! There are no words for how awful it smells.

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    Probably going to offend a lot of people but Chergui is the worst I've ever smelled. To my nose it was just bad. Not going to bash it though as I'm certain it's just a matter of personal taste as it has many fans.

  4. #94

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    Dior Homme/Intense and Paco 1 Million are easily the worst i've ever smelled. I just can't imagine those two are even supposed to be worn on human skin. They would be more suited to a cheap floor cleaner.

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    Diesel Green Masculine

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    Lolita Lempicka - absolutely vile and revolting smell. The stench it gave resembles the shambles in an abattoir. I got this as a gift and was surprised to find that it was marketed as a masculine. Used is as a toilet fragrance within 30 seconds.

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    Tommy Bahama Cologne. Makes me want to vomit.

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    le labo oud 27 still for me

  9. #99

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    Wow! Very surprised at some of the fragrances here...

    A*Men? Channel Allure Sport? Silver Mountain Water?

  10. #100

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    Guerlain Vetiver. Smelled like old clothes from a garage sale/thrift store to me.

  11. #101

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    Quote Originally Posted by megamrexclusive View Post
    Let's keep it real not all cologne's smell good. So what cologne in your opinion does not appeal to you at all? And Why?
    Virgilio: Literally made me sick. Had to scrub it off (with difficulty)
    English Fern: See above but did not physically vomit.
    Zafar: Smells too much like Stilton. If I had to say what I thought death smelt like, it would be this.

  12. #102

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    If I was to pick the worst or one that I was really put off by, it has to be one from Tom Ford Musk range (Private Collection). Not sure of the exact name but it was borderline rancid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by megamrexclusive View Post
    Let's keep it real not all cologne's smell good. So what cologne in your opinion does not appeal to you at all? And Why?
    I remember once sampling Calvin Klein Escape. I disliked the smell (also i hate the name Escape)
    "Le parfum est la musique du corps"
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    Chanel Antaeus (vtg) (Jaques Polge, 1981)
    Terre d' Hermes EDT (2006-2009) (Jean-Claude Ellena, 2006)
    Green Irish Tweed (Probably Oliver Creed / Pierre Bourdon, 1985)
    Eau de Rochas Pour Homme (Gilles Romey, 1993)
    Bleu de Chanel EDP (Jaques Polge, 2014)
    YSL Jazz (vtg) (Jean-François Latty, 1988)
    Currently wearing: Macassar by Rochas

  14. #104

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    Straight to Heaven by Killian is downright awful, I had to wipe it off. First time I ever found a scent unbearable. Synthetic rum note overpowers anything that may be decent in this juice.

  15. #105

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    Bond 9 New Haarlem is one im starting to really hate. Never really liked it to begin with, just smells like i have spilled maple syrup on my shirt and went out in the sun for a while to let it cook. Definitely regret buying it

  16. #106

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    So far it's Dior Eau Sauvage. It's nice for about an hour, then it just smells like poop. What the hell is in it that smells like shit?? SMH terrible...

  17. #107

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    Muscs Koublai Khan...absolutely made me gag at first whiff.

  18. #108

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    A tie between Black Afgano and A Taste of Heaven.
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    Muscs Koublai Khan.

  20. #110

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    I havent come across too many

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    I wore Amazingreen for the first time today and was kinda attracting bats. I live in an ultra-urban area of a huge city and have never before had a chance to encounter bats. First there was one, but then they were literally swarming. I am so traimatized I think I'd better off myself. I will never recover from this ghastly experience.
    Amazingreen smells positively ghastly and I will dispose of my sample as if it were toxic green waste.
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  22. #112

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    There aren't any that I hate. However, I am not a huge fan of cool water. Definitely doesn't live up to its hype. Maybe I have a bias; I grew up with a friend who constantly wore it. I supposed my nose is just tired of it.

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    Kouros
    Eternity smells ok, but is one the few that gave me a headache.

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    New York Oud by Bond no. 9 was the nastiest fragrance I ever smelled.

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    By Kilian A Taste of Heaven - Bitter absinthe lavender...more like a taste of hell

    Kouros - urinal cake.

  26. #116

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    I agree with Gris Claire. Smells like a damp cotton shirt that has been burnt by someone leaving a clothes iron on it too long. Also, vanilla fields, white diamonds, sunflowers, and countless others
    Is the juice worth the squeeze?

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    Dolce & Gabbana Pour Homme - Headache inducing.
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    Guerlain Jicky. All I got was dead, wet animal and rubber tyres.

  29. #119

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    Dior homme intense. That sickly, synthetic, cloying, ugly, cheap mess made me want to vomit. It's an extremely offensive stink for those poor souls around you. That chemical trash should never be sprayed on human skin.

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    Caron Un Pour Homme is nasty.

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