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    Quote Originally Posted by Tropics View Post
    Dior homme intense. That sickly, synthetic, cloying, ugly, cheap mess made me want to vomit. It's an extremely offensive stink for those poor souls around you. That chemical trash should never be sprayed on human skin.
    You used to much.

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    Serge Noire
    Womanity
    Millesime Imperial

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    Serge Noire
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    Really??
    Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?

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    A*Men
    Polo Green

    I own an older bottle of Polo simply for collection purposes, but I can see no viable reason to spend money on the Mugler atrocity.
    I don't have a signature fragrance. My signature changes a little bit every day, why shouldn't my fragrance?
    Currently wearing: H.M. by Hanae Mori

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    Fluid Iceberg ?? did you really throw the bottle ? where ?

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    Beyond Paradise. puts me really off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indianwells View Post
    Really??
    does it sound funny?

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    JOOP HOMME!
    I hated this stuff for many years, but after a long time thought maybe my nose has changed enough to give it another try. (found a REALLY cheap Tester for sale, so I got tempted on it!) you know what happened?
    I got really suffocated again just spraying one puff!
    I don't take it even if it was for FREE!

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    Dior Fahrenheit.


    I get NOTHING but gasoline. Imagine smelling a lighter while at a gas station, and you get Fahrenheit.

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    I love these threads. It always reminds me as to how subjective everything can be.

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    C&S Cuba

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    Guerlain Vetiver. To me it smells like soap from a hospital rest-room dispenser spilled in an ash tray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profumo Saggio View Post
    A*Men
    Polo Green

    I own an older bottle of Polo simply for collection purposes, but I can see no viable reason to spend money on the Mugler atrocity.
    Exactly my 2 as well! For all I know, A*Men ends up smelling fantastic in dry-down, but it's one of the few I can't even bring myself to suffer through the early stages of to find out. Polo Green just smells like an awful conflicting mess out of the bottle to me. I can't wear it...at all, but I have found it to be at least tolerable when some others have worn it.

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    Amouage Interlude Man. Tried it again the other day. Just a complete mess of mismatched notes. Like a kid walking up to a piano and smashing the keys with both hands and trying to say that the notes were all blended together perfectly...

    scrubber.
    Current Summer Favorites:

    1. Creed - Original Cologne
    2. Xerjoff - Nio
    3. Creed - Aventus
    4. The Different Company - De Bachmakov
    5. Dior - Homme Sport 2008
    6. Tom Ford - Grey Vetiver
    7. Montale - Aoud Legacy
    8. Dior - Homme Sport 2012
    9. Tom Ford - Rive d'Ambre
    10. Creed - Virgin Island Water

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    Dior leather oud

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    I don't know If exactly the worst but Penhaligon's Bluebell is very close...


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    The completely unwearable Secretions Manifiques has got to top my list.

    Dishonorable mentions to the loathsome L'eau d'Issey pour Homme, the utterly weird stink bomb Black Afgano and A Taste of Hell... I mean Heaven.
    Current Top Favorites:
    1) Portrait of a Lady original formula (EdP Frédéric Malle)
    2) Giorgio for Men vintage/V.I.P. for Men (Giorgio Beverly Hills)
    3) Dia Man vintage edt (Amouage)
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    Anat Fritz Original Formula and Classical (Anat Fritz) - tie
    4) Lalfeorosa (O'driù) - tie

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    Les Nombres d'Or Vetyver (Mona di Orio)
    7) Captain vintage (Molyneux)
    8) Tzora (Anat Fritz)
    9) Javanese Patchouli (Zegna) - tie
    9) Monsieur de Givenchy vintage (Givenchy) - tie
    9) Coeur de Vetiver Sacré (L'Artisan) - tie
    9) X for Men (Clive Christian) - tie
    9) Patou pour Homme Privé (Jean Patou) - tie
    9) Oud Shamash (The Different Company) - tie

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    Quote Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post
    Czech and Speake No. 88.
    what?!

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    I hate almost every fragrance by "Il Profvmo", esp. Santal Rouge and Bamboo which smell like a cheap department shower gel; also Cardinal by Heeley, Amethiste by Lalique, and...last but not least....More et Musc in all its skanky-cheap variations!

    P.S. I didn't mention every Hugo/D&G/Gucci/Le Male/One Million because I'd rather wear gasoline while holding a matchbox than one of those disgusting juices...

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    anyway...strangely enough, no gag-reflex problems with ELD'O Secretions Magnifiques with me.

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    Zirh Ikon

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    Dior leather oud
    This one is certainly in my top 3 also.
    Current Summer Favorites:

    1. Creed - Original Cologne
    2. Xerjoff - Nio
    3. Creed - Aventus
    4. The Different Company - De Bachmakov
    5. Dior - Homme Sport 2008
    6. Tom Ford - Grey Vetiver
    7. Montale - Aoud Legacy
    8. Dior - Homme Sport 2012
    9. Tom Ford - Rive d'Ambre
    10. Creed - Virgin Island Water

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    Polo Blue. Bleach smells better than this.

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    Black XS, it's like pure candy. I can already taste the slime forming in my mouth by just sniffing it.

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    One of the few "scrubbers" I have encountered is Cartier Declaration. After spraying it on I get about 3 seconds of a decent scent then it transforms into a horrible body odor stench. To be sure it just wasn't my nose I had my wife test it and she was in complete agreement.
    Tom Ford Private Blend Splits Costa Azzurra / Mandarino Di Amalfi / Oud Wood / Tobacco Vanille / Tobacco Oud / Neroli Portofino / Noir de Noir / Tuscan Leather / Plum Japonais/ Oud Fleur / Italian Cypress / Venetian Bergamot / Amber Absolute HERE Selling Bruckner Aoud 1 with box & Armani Myrrhe Imperiale HERE

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    bijan men followed closely by zegna extreme. They should only be worn when engaging the enemy at war.

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    It used to be Musc Kublai Khan. I think Luca Turin's book says it smells like a camel rider's armpit after a week in the desert. Yeah, that's about right.

    But we now have a new winner: Jicky/Mouchour de Monsieur (or however it is spelled). Disgusting. Horrifying.
    Current Top Five:

    1. Creed Green Irish Tweed
    2. Tom Ford Neroli Portofino
    3. Hermes Concentre d'Orange Verte
    4. Bond No. 9 New Haarlem
    5. Creed Original Vetiver

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    Canoe. I recognize it probably smells fine on other folks, but it's positively rancid mold on my skin. I'd rather smell like cat urine, frankly.

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    Two reformulations come to mind: Givenchy Gentleman in the most recent incarnation and, believe it or not, the even worse current incarnation of Paco Rabanne pour Homme. Both are just embarrasingly bad. Shame on them for selling this s**t to people who remember how great they once were!

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    Gucci Guilty PH.

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    Easy, Bond No. 9 Wall Street. DISGUSTING stuff...

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    Cartier roadster. Can't stand it
    Is the juice worth the squeeze?

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    Le Labo Oud 27
    CURRENT TOP 5

    1. Dior Homme Intense
    2. Creed Aventus
    3. Tom Ford Extreme
    4. Gucci Pour Homme II
    5. Terre d'Hermes

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