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    Most all perfumes smell good...Secretions Magnifiques does not. The worst I've ever smelled, by a long shot.

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    Mon Patchouly

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    lmao I know this post is old but im glad someone else out there thinks the same. I smelt this and was appalled then proceeded to get my friends opinion on it. He smelt it laughed and said What the F**** is that? Smells like a public bathroom with urine all over the floors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyBoy View Post
    lmao I know this post is old but im glad someone else out there thinks the same. I smelt this and was appalled then proceeded to get my friends opinion on it. He smelt it laughed and said What the F**** is that? Smells like a public bathroom with urine all over the floors.
    What fragrance?

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    montale cuir aoud d'arabie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freddie23 View Post
    Dior Fahrenheit.


    I get NOTHING but gasoline. Imagine smelling a lighter while at a gas station, and you get Fahrenheit.
    REALLY ??

    mmmm lighter and gasoline, sounds promising.

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    That's too bad for Freddie23.

    For me, Fahrenheit is all about the 'never talked about' wet violet leaves. Mixed with the madarin, this combo keeps me fresh all day.

    Yes the gasoline vibe is strong, but on my skin, it tones down after 1 or 2 hours, and i'm left with the violet leaves heaven on my skin.
    Hypocrites will always be a thorn in my back....and my middle finger will always be the best remedy.....

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    Horizon
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    I love this one!.

    Quote Originally Posted by Trauerkraut View Post
    ....yaaaaaaargh...!


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    also imaginary authors bull's ass
    or was it called bulls blood?

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    Grey Flannel and Obsession...

    Obsession has this urine note I cannot stand...
    CURRENT TOP TEN FOR SUMMER (HOT):
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    2.) Vetiver Fatal
    3.) Guerlain L'eau
    4.) Anat Fritz Tzora
    5.) Frank No. 2 L.A.
    6.) Dior Homme Eau
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    8.) Xerjoff Nio
    9.) Byredo Bal D'Afrique
    10.) Escentric 02

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    Xerjoff Zafar
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    Many other ghastly fragrances out there, but these are the most repulsive. These are the smells that drove the invention of the shower.

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    Interesting responses. I'm repulsed by cloying smells more than body odor or the like, which is why Tobacco Vanille is the closest thing to a scrubber that I have worn. Aoud Cuir D'Arabie is one of my favorites; in fact, I'm trying to track down a full strength bottle. An "Atmeh" version, I guess....

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    joop

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    Lagerfeld Photo is on another level of bad. My father was professional photographer and also worked in bio-science; some of the highly toxic chemicals/solvents he used in work smelled like a fresh bunch of roses in comparison.

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    A Men by Thierry Mugler! It smells absolutely disgusting and gives me the urge to throw-up every time I smell it-- I do not know why some people like it.
    "As perfume doth remain In the folds where it hath lain, So the thought of you, remaining Deeply folded in my brain, Will not leave me: all things leave me: You remain."

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    "Silver Factory" bond no 9.... Instant headache inducing tryed scrubbing as quick as I could.... Smells like metallic pickle powder sprinkled onto a high traffic public toilet seat. You couldn't give me a bottle I wouldn't touch it!

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    Hermes Mandarine Ambree: Smells like raw meat to me. kinda gross really.

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    Joop Homme

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    Creed Original Vetiver
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    Quote Originally Posted by JourneymanDave View Post
    Joop Homme
    I also didn't like Joop as well as LoneStar Memories.

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    Oudy Woody

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    apls

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    Quote Originally Posted by smelliott View Post
    Interesting responses. I'm repulsed by cloying smells more than body odor or the like, which is why Tobacco Vanille is the closest thing to a scrubber that I have worn. Aoud Cuir D'Arabie is one of my favorites; in fact, I'm trying to track down a full strength bottle. An "Atmeh" version, I guess....
    Try a nearby barn

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    There are many I don't like but Tobacco Vanille makes me gag. I guess this makes it the worse for me.
    Beauty is in the nose of the beholder.

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    Kouros.

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    Secretions Magnifiques

    It is extremely milky & metallic aquatic scent with little floral notes.
    ***My favourite from my collection***

    -------- Amouage Tribute Attar
    ------ Serge Lutens: Ambre Sultan
    -------- Les Exclusifs de Chanel: Sycamore
    ------ Amouage: Fate Man
    -------- Amouage: Epic Man
    ------ Tom Ford Private Blend: Noir de Noir
    -------- Terre D'Hermès Pure Parfum
    ------ EDP FM: Carnal Flower
    -------- Neela Vermire Creations: Trayee
    ------ Dior: Leather Oud
    ------- Hermèssence: Ambre Narguilé
    Currently wearing: Mitzah by Christian Dior

  28. #268

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    Easy...Tuscan Leather. Doesn't smell like Tuscany, doesn't smell like leather....smells like a chain-smoking hooker doused in cheap perfume died and fell in a dirty ashtray....

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    Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle. One of the most disgusting smells I have smelled. I got 2 full samples that I received after purchasing B22 at Barneys, but I will never use them.

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    There is a new "worst" scent since my last post:

    nu_be Mercury


    I am not sure if this was supposed to be a serious fragrance or another "secretions magnifiques" type of thing by Antoine Lie, but this is absolutely horrible. It smells like a dirty fish tank with some of the water drained out and a few lemons added. Actually makes me pull away as if my brain is telling me "don't sniff that - it's not good for you". I am quite certain the only bottles of this they will ever sell will be from blind buys.
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    1. Creed - Original Cologne
    2. Xerjoff - Nio
    3. Creed - Aventus
    4. The Different Company - De Bachmakov
    5. Dior - Homme Sport 2008
    6. Tom Ford - Grey Vetiver
    7. Montale - Aoud Legacy
    8. Dior - Homme Sport 2012
    9. Creed - Virgin Island Water
    10. Kenneth Cole - Black

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