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  1. #241

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    Most all perfumes smell good...Secretions Magnifiques does not. The worst I've ever smelled, by a long shot.

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    Mon Patchouly

  3. #243

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    lmao I know this post is old but im glad someone else out there thinks the same. I smelt this and was appalled then proceeded to get my friends opinion on it. He smelt it laughed and said What the F**** is that? Smells like a public bathroom with urine all over the floors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyBoy View Post
    lmao I know this post is old but im glad someone else out there thinks the same. I smelt this and was appalled then proceeded to get my friends opinion on it. He smelt it laughed and said What the F**** is that? Smells like a public bathroom with urine all over the floors.
    What fragrance?

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    montale cuir aoud d'arabie

  6. #246

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freddie23 View Post
    Dior Fahrenheit.


    I get NOTHING but gasoline. Imagine smelling a lighter while at a gas station, and you get Fahrenheit.
    REALLY ??

    mmmm lighter and gasoline, sounds promising.

  7. #247

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    That's too bad for Freddie23.

    For me, Fahrenheit is all about the 'never talked about' wet violet leaves. Mixed with the madarin, this combo keeps me fresh all day.

    Yes the gasoline vibe is strong, but on my skin, it tones down after 1 or 2 hours, and i'm left with the violet leaves heaven on my skin.
    Hypocrites will always be a thorn in my back....and my middle finger will always be the best remedy.....

  8. #248

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    Horizon
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  9. #249

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    I love this one!.

    Quote Originally Posted by Trauerkraut View Post
    ....yaaaaaaargh...!


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    also imaginary authors bull's ass
    or was it called bulls blood?

  11. #251

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    Grey Flannel and Obsession...

    Obsession has this urine note I cannot stand...


  12. #252

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    Xerjoff Zafar
    Montale Cuir d'Arabie


    Many other ghastly fragrances out there, but these are the most repulsive. These are the smells that drove the invention of the shower.

  13. #253

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    Interesting responses. I'm repulsed by cloying smells more than body odor or the like, which is why Tobacco Vanille is the closest thing to a scrubber that I have worn. Aoud Cuir D'Arabie is one of my favorites; in fact, I'm trying to track down a full strength bottle. An "Atmeh" version, I guess....

  14. #254

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    joop

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    Lagerfeld Photo is on another level of bad. My father was professional photographer and also worked in bio-science; some of the highly toxic chemicals/solvents he used in work smelled like a fresh bunch of roses in comparison.

  16. #256

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    A Men by Thierry Mugler! It smells absolutely disgusting and gives me the urge to throw-up every time I smell it-- I do not know why some people like it.
    "As perfume doth remain In the folds where it hath lain, So the thought of you, remaining Deeply folded in my brain, Will not leave me: all things leave me: You remain."

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  17. #257

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    "Silver Factory" bond no 9.... Instant headache inducing tryed scrubbing as quick as I could.... Smells like metallic pickle powder sprinkled onto a high traffic public toilet seat. You couldn't give me a bottle I wouldn't touch it!

  18. #258

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    Hermes Mandarine Ambree: Smells like raw meat to me. kinda gross really.

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    Joop Homme

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    Creed Original Vetiver
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  21. #261

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    Quote Originally Posted by JourneymanDave View Post
    Joop Homme
    I also didn't like Joop as well as LoneStar Memories.

  22. #262

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    Oudy Woody

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    apls

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    Quote Originally Posted by smelliott View Post
    Interesting responses. I'm repulsed by cloying smells more than body odor or the like, which is why Tobacco Vanille is the closest thing to a scrubber that I have worn. Aoud Cuir D'Arabie is one of my favorites; in fact, I'm trying to track down a full strength bottle. An "Atmeh" version, I guess....
    Try a nearby barn

  25. #265

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    There are many I don't like but Tobacco Vanille makes me gag. I guess this makes it the worse for me.
    Beauty is in the nose of the beholder.

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    Kouros.

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    Secretions Magnifiques

    It is extremely milky & metallic aquatic scent with little floral notes.
    ***My favourite from my collection***

    -------- Amouage Tribute Attar
    ------ Serge Lutens: Ambre Sultan
    -------- Les Exclusifs de Chanel: Sycamore
    ------ Amouage: Fate Man
    -------- Amouage: Epic Man
    ------ Tom Ford Private Blend: Noir de Noir
    -------- Terre D'Herms Pure Parfum
    ------ EDP FM: Carnal Flower
    -------- Neela Vermire Creations: Trayee
    ------ Dior: Leather Oud
    ------- Hermssence: Ambre Narguil

  28. #268

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    Easy...Tuscan Leather. Doesn't smell like Tuscany, doesn't smell like leather....smells like a chain-smoking hooker doused in cheap perfume died and fell in a dirty ashtray....

  29. #269

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    Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle. One of the most disgusting smells I have smelled. I got 2 full samples that I received after purchasing B22 at Barneys, but I will never use them.

  30. #270

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    There is a new "worst" scent since my last post:

    nu_be Mercury


    I am not sure if this was supposed to be a serious fragrance or another "secretions magnifiques" type of thing by Antoine Lie, but this is absolutely horrible. It smells like a dirty fish tank with some of the water drained out and a few lemons added. Actually makes me pull away as if my brain is telling me "don't sniff that - it's not good for you". I am quite certain the only bottles of this they will ever sell will be from blind buys.
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    1. Creed - Pure White Cologne
    2. Creed - Aventus
    3. Tom Ford - Grey Vetiver
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    by Kilian - Straight to Heaven
    5. Clive Christian - 1872
    6. Montale - Aoud Legacy
    7. Xerjoff - Nio
    8. Neela Vermeire - Bombay Bling
    9. The Different Company - De Bachmakov
    10. Chanel - Allure Homme Edition Blanche

  31. #271

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    Rozy Voile d`Extrait 😷
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    Quote Originally Posted by FSU92grad View Post
    Grey Flannel and Obsession...

    Obsession has this urine note I cannot stand...
    I said it before, and I'll say it again ...

    I cannot stand Grey Flannel.

    This cologne has been out not only for years, but decades, and still in production. Some people must like it, but to me it is just awful. It just goes to show you people have different tastes and preferences.

  33. #273

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    Kouros
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    One Million
    Le Male


    Both of these are awful, screeching 'fragrances' that are used primarily by men who have barely graduated from Axe/Lynx. Truly revolting, yet inexplicably popular despite their pedestrian nature.

    They are only made worse by their garish bottles.

  35. #275

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    Thallium. It smells like melted Skittles. I actually like Skittles, but I don't want to smell like them.

  36. #276

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoXerxes View Post
    One Million
    Le Male


    Both of these are awful, screeching 'fragrances' that are used primarily by men who have barely graduated from Axe/Lynx. Truly revolting, yet inexplicably popular despite their pedestrian nature.

    They are only made worse by their garish bottles.
    I bet you dislike Versace Eros too. Reminds me of the same audience as one million


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  37. #277

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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa View Post
    I bet you dislike Versace Eros too. Reminds me of the same audience as one million
    Ding ding ding!

    Also, that one manages to offend me by shamelessly using Greek mythology to sell an inferior product.

  38. #278

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    Most disgusting ones i have smelled:

    1st place: Cacharel Pour Homme

    Other disgusting smells:

    Yatagan
    CK Escape
    Azzaro Acteur
    Paco Rabanne ph
    Hermes Equipage
    Hermes Bel Ami
    "Le parfum est la musique du corps"
    (Marcel Rochas)

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    Jacques Bogart Silver Scent Intense

  40. #280

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    Opium for men.. Unfortunately I have a bottle. The wife and I always joke that we imagine this is what dog the bounty hunter probably would smell likr

  41. #281

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    Narciso Rodriquez for Him. My description:

    I dont know what that was. It was moistness, dank, dark, crime, felonies, fear, loathing, panic, running like the wind, and then you run smack into the chest of a velvet jumpsuit, gold rope wearing guy sporting Drakaar Noir. I wake up, terrified. "Did that just happen?" Never again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by df91 View Post
    Most disgusting ones i have smelled:

    1st place: Cacharel Pour Homme

    Other disgusting smells:

    Yatagan
    CK Escape
    Azzaro Acteur
    Paco Rabanne ph
    Hermes Equipage
    Hermes Bel Ami
    Oh, I disagree. I like Hermes Bel Ami, but I don't care for Equipage. I generally like Hermes scents and my favorite is Un Jardin En Mediterranee.

  43. #283

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    Quote Originally Posted by MegaMav View Post
    and then you run smack into the chest of a velvet jumpsuit, gold rope wearing guy sporting Drakaar Noir
    lol!
    Seasonal favorites:

    1. Creed - Pure White Cologne
    2. Creed - Aventus
    3. Tom Ford - Grey Vetiver
    4.
    by Kilian - Straight to Heaven
    5. Clive Christian - 1872
    6. Montale - Aoud Legacy
    7. Xerjoff - Nio
    8. Neela Vermeire - Bombay Bling
    9. The Different Company - De Bachmakov
    10. Chanel - Allure Homme Edition Blanche

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    Quote Originally Posted by MegaMav View Post
    Narciso Rodriquez for Him. My description:

    I dont know what that was. It was moistness, dank, dark, crime, felonies, fear, loathing, panic, running like the wind, and then you run smack into the chest of a velvet jumpsuit, gold rope wearing guy sporting Drakaar Noir. I wake up, terrified. "Did that just happen?" Never again.
    LOL!

    So far...

    Creed - Original Vetiver
    Tom Ford - Neroli Portifino
    By Killian - Imperial Tea


    OV is an headache in a bottle for me. Neroli smells like really cheap, really bad soap. Imperial Tea was just gross, and made me nauseous. All 3 were scrubbers for me.

  45. #285

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kampus Kop View Post
    I said it before, and I'll say it again ...

    I cannot stand Grey Flannel.

    This cologne has been out not only for years, but decades, and still in production. Some people must like it, but to me it is just awful. It just goes to show you people have different tastes and preferences.
    +1 to Grey Flannel. BLECH! I think it's a personal thing for me ... any fragrance that has even a hint of a violet note is just no good for me. It "blooms," and not in a good way. Grey Flannel has a HUGE violet note and it's just vomitous on my skin.

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    Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smelliott View Post
    I'm repulsed by cloying smells more than body odor or the like, which is why Tobacco Vanille is the closest thing to a scrubber that I have worn.
    +1. There are plenty of scents I dislike, but the ones that actively nauseate me are on a whole separate tier. These usually have a sweet or cloying odor. (Or sometimes, clove...)

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    Grey Flannel

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    Pink juice is evil and putrid and after so many years it just wont die.
    The Dreamer from Versace: what does this scent have that is so alluring and enticing towards the opposite sex ?

  50. #290

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    Quote Originally Posted by Francolino View Post
    Duro by Nasomatto could have been named Agent Orange PH
    actually should have been named "Duro Niente" which is Italian for "I last nothing"..other wasted chances...Spicebomb , One Million, Givenchy Play Intense, Body Kouros reformula

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    Caron pour un Homme.
    I don't like to use "worst" as many people like the this fragrance but it was certainly my least favorite. I get old lady from this and it's not the lavender. Received a sample from an individual, not one of the decant companies - maybe it was a bad sample?
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  52. #292

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Panic View Post
    Caron pour un Homme.
    I don't like to use "worst" as many people like the this fragrance but it was certainly my least favorite. I get old lady from this and it's not the lavender. Received a sample from an individual, not one of the decant companies - maybe it was a bad sample?
    you are right, it stinks IMO

  53. #293

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    Quote Originally Posted by Francolino View Post
    you are right, it stinks IMO
    Umm yes Caron Pour un Homme is absolutely horrid. It's like a mixture of an old lady covered in playdough.

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