After 15 terrific minutes of lime, neroli, lemon, and what seemed like a dozen other citric accords, the frag almost *instantly* transformed into what seemed to be an...aquatic. And not some rare, mystical niche aquatic, but the most bland and lifeless aquatic I've ever smelled.

My notes on the first 15 minutes of testing are simply glowing, and by the end I'd drawn comparisons to an eBay fabricated version of Bvlgari Aqva.

Ugh/10