What have people told you that you smell like?

**Grottola** · 28th February 2011, 10:12 PM

"You smell like shit, dude." (Terre d'Hermes)

(My mom a few years back) "You smell like a stripper dipped in motor oil!" (Jovan Musk for Men)

"You smell like a sock wrapped in a dirty taco." (Karma by Lush)

"Please stand close to me some more, you smell amazing." (Lalique Pour Homme Equus)

**NewHaarlem** · 28th February 2011, 10:44 PM

I just tried Chergui for the first time tonight, and my gf says that I smell like her grandma's Depends diapers. lol

**lodz** · 28th February 2011, 11:13 PM

Oh dear, here goes:
Sewage + amber = Elixir des Merveilles
"Nice" subway urine + flowers = La Nuit by Rabanne
Meat - I wasn't wearing anything scented, hadn't been eating meat, not a butcher or someone who regularly works with meat. So 'meat' must be my natural smell. Go figure...

**CanwllCorfe** · 28th February 2011, 11:27 PM

Cherry pie - Back to Black

**kxe003** · 28th February 2011, 11:35 PM

Play-Doh! - Caron Pour Un Homme

**Boratio** · 1st March 2011, 03:58 AM

Some douche at work once said as I walked past "What smalles like creamed rice?"

The culprit? Burberry London.

**A. Homme** · 1st March 2011, 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by kxe003

Play-Doh! - Caron Pour Un Homme

My son told me that Tobacco Vanille smells like Play Doh.

**blondex199667** · 1st March 2011, 05:49 AM

Overall, Terre d'Hermes and Joop! are the frags that have garnered me the most compliments. Sadly, I'm not wild about either. Others are CSP's Vanille-Abricot (You smell like cake!), Giorgio For Men (that's really sexy/manly), Carnal Flower (heaven!), Kelly Caleche (you wear that better than any woman), Cartier's Declaration Bois Blue (where can I get that?!).

**StylinLA** · 1st March 2011, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by andym72

The One Gentleman/Brit for Men/Baby Blue Jeans/Dior Homme/Prada Amber Homme/too many others to mention - "you smell like a Tarts Handbag" (this is probably the UK equivalent of "French Whore". For the international audience, Tart = lady in the oldest profession)

Thanks andym...love to get those Brit sayings.

**ebear** · 1st March 2011, 08:31 AM

"You smell like a church."

I've heard that one from my wife often - even for frags not containing incense.

**taint it sweet** · 13th March 2011, 04:55 AM

The 10 year old struck again tonight by telling me that Black Orchid smelled like Vicks..

**jamwires** · 13th March 2011, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by taint it sweet

The 10 year old struck again tonight by telling me that Black Orchid smelled like Vicks..

funny you say that. My mom had a sample vial of YSL Elle at her place. I sprayed the card out of curiosity, and Vicks was my initial reaction. Maybe it smells better on skin...

**Hollandaze** · 13th March 2011, 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by Slushiex3

angel men - cotton candy, candy, royalty (fyi each comma is for different people/comments)
Isseymiyake: hella good, pine
Rive Gauche: classy, mature, barbasal, fruity (lol)
pure malt: malted chocolate ball
m7: lipstick (what?)
armani code: cinnamon buns
Ungaro III: orgasm,royalty, elegance

just a few off the top of my head

I saw the words "hella good" and I noticed your location. Go figure. One of my buddies smelled my bottle of Bulgari Aqua and said, "Bro, this smells hella good." LOL.

**Big_Scooter** · 13th March 2011, 07:03 AM

"That cologne smells like an old man who isn't wearing cologne" -Father on Terre d'Hermes

"Did someone just do a load of laundry?" -Brother on Jean Marie Farina (he was serious)

**funhuntr** · 13th March 2011, 07:25 AM

One of the really bad ones - My Mom thought someone spilled soy sauce when I was wearing Jacques Bogart Witness.

**Slushiex3** · 13th March 2011, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Rawk Lee

I saw the words "hella good" and I noticed your location. Go figure. One of my buddies smelled my bottle of Bulgari Aqua and said, "Bro, this smells hella good." LOL.

yeah haha my friends were talking the other day how norcal only does hella and like in so cal its like "super" or something im not quite sure. College acceptances coming out and hoping to go Socal for the weather so i might have to get used to the new jargon

**koala501** · 13th March 2011, 08:31 AM

When wearing Antaeus by Chanel-

My wife- 'Mmmm, you smell MANLY!!!!'
My nine year old niece- 'Ugh, what's that smell you've got on? Smells like dog poo!!!'.

**Descartes** · 13th March 2011, 09:13 AM

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**JRZDeep** · 13th March 2011, 11:20 AM

You smell like a urinal cake soaked with raid bug spray.. Knize Ten
Are you seriously wearing old spice?...PARFUMS DE NICOLAI New York
Have you been playing with play dough?? 90% of all amber frags I have tried
You smell like a hairy chested guido sleaze ball.. A men

**sillypants** · 13th March 2011, 02:32 PM

Dior Homme
"OMG...you smell like....I don't know how to put it in words..." turns to her husband jokingly "I'm going home with him!"
Her husband comes closer for a sniff: "Pfft.....I'm going home with him too!"

La Nuit de L'Homme
"Did you spill sweet ice tea on yourself?"

Burberry London
"You smell like a stink bug" (that's some stink bugs she's been stepping on, huh?)

Same girl different day : "You smell like Christmas"

Terre D'Hermes
My student: "You smell like my dad"
Me: "Your dad wears T'DH? I approve"

"Smells like someone peeling oranges in a cigar box shop"

**Dark Caesar** · 13th March 2011, 02:47 PM

New Haarlem: "You smell like french toast"
Green Irish Tweed: "Are you wearing Cool Water"

**Tissueboxes** · 13th March 2011, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by change1

When I wore Encre Noire to work my co-worker said that I smell like a French Whore

hahaah aw thats sad because I love EN

"You smell like this Chinese medicine my dad uses when he's sick" -from girlfriend on Animale Animale AND Terre d'Hermes

**komak123** · 13th March 2011, 03:19 PM

AdP Assoluta - "Did someone use Vick Vapo Rub in the Office?!?" (WTF, right?)

**taint it sweet** · 2nd April 2011, 02:40 AM

Tobacco Vanille today...a girl told me it smelled like incense and an empty whiskey barrel..

**e-dub** · 2nd April 2011, 02:43 AM

my favorite was while wearing green irish tweed: "you smell like my favorite ex boyfriend". i lol'd.

eric b

**Oproust** · 2nd April 2011, 03:18 AM

You smell like a badger--Musc Ravageur. Well, I've smelled Bucky Badger and I can tell you under that costume he is a Polo wearing frat boy. A badger? really??? really??? At least I wasn't described as smelling like a wolverine or buckeye.

When I wear Jazz, my wife says, "You smell like you did when we first started dating." I wore Tsar at the time.

When I wear Azzaro pH, my wife says I smell like...Well, let's just say she likes it alot.

**MJM_77** · 2nd April 2011, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by ebear

"You smell like a church."

I've heard that one from my wife often - even for frags not containing incense.

I got that response from wearing Avignon... I also was asked if I was drinking during the top notes of Pure Malt

**MJM_77** · 2nd April 2011, 03:28 AM

I am starting to get annoyed at the GIT comparisons to Cool Water. Every time I wear it I get " lemme guess? Cool Water right?", WRONG.

**DavidBond007** · 2nd April 2011, 03:31 AM

angel men- delicious

git- yummy

tobacco vanille- sexy

guerlain vetiver- grandpa

**tabbakh** · 2nd April 2011, 09:07 AM

Prada Amber Pour Homme - "you smell like church candles"

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