I just tried Chergui for the first time tonight, and my gf says that I smell like her grandma's Depends diapers. lol
"You smell like shit, dude." (Terre d'Hermes)
(My mom a few years back) "You smell like a stripper dipped in motor oil!" (Jovan Musk for Men)
"You smell like a sock wrapped in a dirty taco." (Karma by Lush)
"Please stand close to me some more, you smell amazing." (Lalique Pour Homme Equus)
SEEKING BOTTLES OF:
Aramis New West (preferably old bottle)
Patrick by Fragrances of Ireland
Azzaro Aqua
Gloria by Cacharel
PM me if you have bottles that you're willing to sell or trade!
I just tried Chergui for the first time tonight, and my gf says that I smell like her grandma's Depends diapers. lol
Oh dear, here goes:
Sewage + amber = Elixir des Merveilles
"Nice" subway urine + flowers = La Nuit by Rabanne
Meat - I wasn't wearing anything scented, hadn't been eating meat, not a butcher or someone who regularly works with meat. So 'meat' must be my natural smell. Go figure...
Le Mentaliste Magnifique
Play-Doh! - Caron Pour Un Homme
Some douche at work once said as I walked past "What smalles like creamed rice?"
The culprit? Burberry London.
Overall, Terre d'Hermes and Joop! are the frags that have garnered me the most compliments. Sadly, I'm not wild about either. Others are CSP's Vanille-Abricot (You smell like cake!), Giorgio For Men (that's really sexy/manly), Carnal Flower (heaven!), Kelly Caleche (you wear that better than any woman), Cartier's Declaration Bois Blue (where can I get that?!).
"You smell like a church."
I've heard that one from my wife often - even for frags not containing incense.
For swap/sale: Fougčre Royale, AdP Colonia Club, Tauer Lonesome Rider, MDCI Cuir Garamante, vintage Tiffany for Men, 1 Million Intense, Montale Cuir D'Arabie, Bentley Intense, Prada Amber PH Intense, Prada Amber PH metal travel spray, Loewe PH, M7 gel, Roma (women's), Obsession, others.
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The 10 year old struck again tonight by telling me that Black Orchid smelled like Vicks..
"That cologne smells like an old man who isn't wearing cologne" -Father on Terre d'Hermes
"Did someone just do a load of laundry?" -Brother on Jean Marie Farina (he was serious)
One of the really bad ones - My Mom thought someone spilled soy sauce when I was wearing Jacques Bogart Witness.
When wearing Antaeus by Chanel-
My wife- 'Mmmm, you smell MANLY!!!!'
My nine year old niece- 'Ugh, what's that smell you've got on? Smells like dog poo!!!'.
La vita č breve, la morte vien.
Wanted!!! Rectoverso Tea Tobacco by Ulric de Varens. PM Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You smell like a urinal cake soaked with raid bug spray.. Knize Ten
Are you seriously wearing old spice?...PARFUMS DE NICOLAI New York
Have you been playing with play dough?? 90% of all amber frags I have tried
You smell like a hairy chested guido sleaze ball.. A men
Dior Homme
"OMG...you smell like....I don't know how to put it in words..." turns to her husband jokingly "I'm going home with him!"
Her husband comes closer for a sniff: "Pfft.....I'm going home with him too!"
La Nuit de L'Homme
"Did you spill sweet ice tea on yourself?"
Burberry London
"You smell like a stink bug" (that's some stink bugs she's been stepping on, huh?)
Same girl different day : "You smell like Christmas"
Terre D'Hermes
My student: "You smell like my dad"
Me: "Your dad wears T'DH? I approve"
"Smells like someone peeling oranges in a cigar box shop"
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New Haarlem: "You smell like french toast"
Green Irish Tweed: "Are you wearing Cool Water"
AdP Assoluta - "Did someone use Vick Vapo Rub in the Office?!?" (WTF, right?)![]()
Tobacco Vanille today...a girl told me it smelled like incense and an empty whiskey barrel..
my favorite was while wearing green irish tweed: "you smell like my favorite ex boyfriend". i lol'd.
eric b
You smell like a badger--Musc Ravageur. Well, I've smelled Bucky Badger and I can tell you under that costume he is a Polo wearing frat boy. A badger? really??? really??? At least I wasn't described as smelling like a wolverine or buckeye.
When I wear Jazz, my wife says, "You smell like you did when we first started dating." I wore Tsar at the time.
When I wear Azzaro pH, my wife says I smell like...Well, let's just say she likes it alot.
I am starting to get annoyed at the GIT comparisons to Cool Water. Every time I wear it I get " lemme guess? Cool Water right?", WRONG.
angel men- delicious
git- yummy
tobacco vanille- sexy
guerlain vetiver- grandpa
Prada Amber Pour Homme - "you smell like church candles"