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  1. #31

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    Default Re: What have people told you that you smell like?

    "You smell like shit, dude." (Terre d'Hermes)

    (My mom a few years back) "You smell like a stripper dipped in motor oil!" (Jovan Musk for Men)

    "You smell like a sock wrapped in a dirty taco." (Karma by Lush)

    "Please stand close to me some more, you smell amazing." (Lalique Pour Homme Equus)
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    Default Re: What have people told you that you smell like?

    I just tried Chergui for the first time tonight, and my gf says that I smell like her grandma's Depends diapers. lol

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    Oh dear, here goes:
    Sewage + amber = Elixir des Merveilles
    "Nice" subway urine + flowers = La Nuit by Rabanne
    Meat - I wasn't wearing anything scented, hadn't been eating meat, not a butcher or someone who regularly works with meat. So 'meat' must be my natural smell. Go figure...
    Le Mentaliste Magnifique

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    Cherry pie - Back to Black
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
    Karl, age 5

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    Play-Doh! - Caron Pour Un Homme

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    Some douche at work once said as I walked past "What smalles like creamed rice?"

    The culprit? Burberry London.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kxe003 View Post
    Play-Doh! - Caron Pour Un Homme
    My son told me that Tobacco Vanille smells like Play Doh.

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    Overall, Terre d'Hermes and Joop! are the frags that have garnered me the most compliments. Sadly, I'm not wild about either. Others are CSP's Vanille-Abricot (You smell like cake!), Giorgio For Men (that's really sexy/manly), Carnal Flower (heaven!), Kelly Caleche (you wear that better than any woman), Cartier's Declaration Bois Blue (where can I get that?!).

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    Default Re: What have people told you that you smell like?

    Quote Originally Posted by andym72 View Post
    The One Gentleman/Brit for Men/Baby Blue Jeans/Dior Homme/Prada Amber Homme/too many others to mention - "you smell like a Tarts Handbag" (this is probably the UK equivalent of "French Whore". For the international audience, Tart = lady in the oldest profession)
    Thanks andym...love to get those Brit sayings.

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    "You smell like a church."

    I've heard that one from my wife often - even for frags not containing incense.
    For swap/sale: Malle Vetiver Extraordinaire, Vint. MPG Santal Noble, vint. Tiffany for Men, Floris Mahon Leather, Creed Spice & Wood, Roja Dove Amber Aoud Crystal, 1 Million Intense & Absolutely Gold, Montale Cuir D'Arabie, Bentley Intense, Prada Amber PH metal travel spray, Loewe PH, vint. YSL Rive Gauche pour Homme, M7 gel, Roma (women's), Obsession, others...
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    Default Re: What have people told you that you smell like?

    The 10 year old struck again tonight by telling me that Black Orchid smelled like Vicks..

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    Quote Originally Posted by taint it sweet View Post
    The 10 year old struck again tonight by telling me that Black Orchid smelled like Vicks..
    funny you say that. My mom had a sample vial of YSL Elle at her place. I sprayed the card out of curiosity, and Vicks was my initial reaction. Maybe it smells better on skin...

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    Default Re: What have people told you that you smell like?

    Quote Originally Posted by Slushiex3 View Post
    angel men - cotton candy, candy, royalty (fyi each comma is for different people/comments)
    Isseymiyake: hella good, pine
    Rive Gauche: classy, mature, barbasal, fruity (lol)
    pure malt: malted chocolate ball
    m7: lipstick (what?)
    armani code: cinnamon buns
    Ungaro III: orgasm,royalty, elegance

    just a few off the top of my head
    I saw the words "hella good" and I noticed your location. Go figure. One of my buddies smelled my bottle of Bulgari Aqua and said, "Bro, this smells hella good." LOL.

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    "That cologne smells like an old man who isn't wearing cologne" -Father on Terre d'Hermes

    "Did someone just do a load of laundry?" -Brother on Jean Marie Farina (he was serious)

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    One of the really bad ones - My Mom thought someone spilled soy sauce when I was wearing Jacques Bogart Witness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawk Lee View Post
    I saw the words "hella good" and I noticed your location. Go figure. One of my buddies smelled my bottle of Bulgari Aqua and said, "Bro, this smells hella good." LOL.
    yeah haha my friends were talking the other day how norcal only does hella and like in so cal its like "super" or something im not quite sure. College acceptances coming out and hoping to go Socal for the weather so i might have to get used to the new jargon

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    When wearing Antaeus by Chanel-

    My wife- 'Mmmm, you smell MANLY!!!!'
    My nine year old niece- 'Ugh, what's that smell you've got on? Smells like dog poo!!!'.
    La vita è breve, la morte vien.


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    You smell like a urinal cake soaked with raid bug spray.. Knize Ten
    Are you seriously wearing old spice?...PARFUMS DE NICOLAI New York
    Have you been playing with play dough?? 90% of all amber frags I have tried
    You smell like a hairy chested guido sleaze ball.. A men

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    Dior Homme
    "OMG...you smell like....I don't know how to put it in words..." turns to her husband jokingly "I'm going home with him!"
    Her husband comes closer for a sniff: "Pfft.....I'm going home with him too!"

    La Nuit de L'Homme
    "Did you spill sweet ice tea on yourself?"

    Burberry London
    "You smell like a stink bug" (that's some stink bugs she's been stepping on, huh?)

    Same girl different day : "You smell like Christmas"

    Terre D'Hermes
    My student: "You smell like my dad"
    Me: "Your dad wears T'DH? I approve"

    "Smells like someone peeling oranges in a cigar box shop"
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    New Haarlem: "You smell like french toast"
    Green Irish Tweed: "Are you wearing Cool Water"

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    Quote Originally Posted by change1 View Post
    When I wore Encre Noire to work my co-worker said that I smell like a French Whore
    hahaah aw thats sad because I love EN

    "You smell like this Chinese medicine my dad uses when he's sick" -from girlfriend on Animale Animale AND Terre d'Hermes
    Looking to buy: Terre d'Hermes 3.3 EDT! Lemme know!

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    AdP Assoluta - "Did someone use Vick Vapo Rub in the Office?!?" (WTF, right?)

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    Default Re: What have people told you that you smell like?

    Tobacco Vanille today...a girl told me it smelled like incense and an empty whiskey barrel..

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    Default Re: What have people told you that you smell like?

    my favorite was while wearing green irish tweed: "you smell like my favorite ex boyfriend". i lol'd.

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    You smell like a badger--Musc Ravageur. Well, I've smelled Bucky Badger and I can tell you under that costume he is a Polo wearing frat boy. A badger? really??? really??? At least I wasn't described as smelling like a wolverine or buckeye.

    When I wear Jazz, my wife says, "You smell like you did when we first started dating." I wore Tsar at the time.

    When I wear Azzaro pH, my wife says I smell like...Well, let's just say she likes it alot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebear View Post
    "You smell like a church."

    I've heard that one from my wife often - even for frags not containing incense.
    I got that response from wearing Avignon... I also was asked if I was drinking during the top notes of Pure Malt

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    I am starting to get annoyed at the GIT comparisons to Cool Water. Every time I wear it I get " lemme guess? Cool Water right?", WRONG.

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    angel men- delicious

    git- yummy

    tobacco vanille- sexy

    guerlain vetiver- grandpa

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    Prada Amber Pour Homme - "you smell like church candles"

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