I'll start it off:
"A perfect woody"
"Do you consider size when buying fragrances?"
Hmm... I wonder... A scent for the well-endowed gentleman?
Yr good bud,
"Why spend life seeking that which does not satisfy? Why remain a slave, when freedom waits? Let your life shine; illumine the world with your truth!"
Fiat justitia ruat cælum.
Let justice be done, even if the sky should fall.
— Lucius Calpurnius Piso Caesoninus
Qui nihil potest sperare, desperet nihil.
Let him who can hope for nothing despair of nothing.
Male irato ferrum committitur.
It is an evil thing to arm an angry man.
JaimeB; I saw that thread, read it and snickered to myself, but did not comment. I figured this too would pass.