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    Angry Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....



    Please complete the following poorly worded statement:


    WAITING FOR MY BASENOTES WEB PAGES TO LOAD IS SLOWER THAN......



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  2. #302

    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Walking from Britain to States?

    Slower than a Turtle race?

    Seriously, this has gone way too long and needs some desperate attention!

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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    My kids getting ready for school!

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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Eating cheese all week, sitting down and waiting for something great to happen.

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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Molasses going through a strainer.

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    Default Re: Sloooooooooooowwwwwwww

    Sllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    Default Re: Sloooooooooooowwwwwwww

    IMO better to take it offline, address the problem and fix it.

  8. #308

    Default Re: Sloooooooooooowwwwwwww

    +1
    This is becoming a complete joke.
    Ce message provient du Québec!

  9. #309

    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Lance Armstrong without the juice.
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    Default Re: Sloooooooooooowwwwwwww

    Made my Fragrantica profile. Enough is enough.
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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Lol

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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Watching a Clive Christian bottle on a shelf get picked up by somebody.
    Kurt smells like Teen Spirit

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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Stupid site double-posted me again
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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Slower than molasses trying to flow uphill on a cold day.

    Yeah, much as I like it, this site is becoming very slow and troublesome... with these stupid error messages whenever I try to post. Saying I've double-posted when I haven't, saying I've tried to post more than once in 30 seconds when I haven't, posts not appearing, etc., etc.
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  15. #315

    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    shoulderpet trying to decant a bottle of Old Spice!


    Anyone?


    Okay, how about...


    Waiting for your review to be uploaded into the Basenotes fragrance directory!


    ZING!
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  16. #316

    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    slower than the time it takes for a hot 20 year old female to drop her panties to Brut. (Had to make it fragrance related)

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    Default So are we officially back up and running?

    ...or am i just getting my hopes up again?

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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Buysblind View Post

    Waiting for your review to be uploaded into the Basenotes fragrance directory!

    ZING!
    I hear ya, bro. I've just given up on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fragnifiscent View Post
    slower than the time it takes for a hot 20 year old female to drop her panties to Brut. (Had to make it fragrance related)
    Hahaha.... good one
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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Today and Yesterday terriby slow.

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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    a snail on muscle relaxers.



    Actually, it is still quicker than if I were to mail my response to each thread. I think...

    Anyway, I hear they are planning to upgrade the web server next weekend. Here is a pic of the new setup:


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    Default Re: Sloooooooooooowwwwwwww

    Verryyy SLLLOOOOWWWW indeed. Painfully slow. PM Notifications are late and sent out in burst, and the posts are not showing/updating most of the time.




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  22. #322

    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Snot running down Jabba The Hut's nose?
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    my cubs winning the world series!!

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    Default Re: So are we officially back up and running?

    So far, everything still seems slow.

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    Default Re: So are we officially back up and running?

    We're back up and... crawling.

  26. #326

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    is slower than reading my physics textbook :/

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    Default Re: Sloooooooooooowwwwwwww

    Ouch...I am growing a beard waiting for BN to do normal things.
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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Slower than a bank processing a home mortgage loan
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    Default Re: Waiting for basenotes web pages to load is slower than.....

    Slower than a US bank processing a home mortgage loan

    edit: Slow enough to warrant a double post
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    Default Re: Is it me?

    Quote Originally Posted by voodoodanny View Post
    I'm glad I'm not alone - I've been having some real problems. Very frustrating. I'm sure the admins are on to it - let's hope it's resolved soon.
    A word or two from on high about the problem and what is being done would be appreciated.
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