First, I'll shower with Le Male Body Wash, including Le Male Shampoo and Conditioner. Once I've towel dried I'll slather on some Le Male Body Moisturizing Lotion, followed by Le Male Face and Under Eye Balm. Once I'm all set, I'll dress and dry my hair, but not before adding some Le Male Volumizer product. Finally, I'll grab my bottle of Le Male fragrance and apply - 3 to the chest, 3 to the back, 1 on the back of the neck, and 2 on the throat area. I'll dab some on my wrists and inside the elbows, followed by a few spritzes into the air as I walk through the raining vapor. I'll get into my car, spin the Le Male Air Freshener ornament that I have dangling from the rearview mirror for good luck, and away I go.
As I pull up into my date's driveway, I'll quickly spray some Le Male Binaca spray into my mouth, followed by a Le Male flavored breath mint. Am I feeling lucky? You bet I am.