You know... when the hand wanders over, you're knackered from your lousy job, 2.5 kids and a colossal mortgage, you wanna go to sleep but you start doing it anyway, in the dark, and then it's your turn to sleep on the wet patch and you wonder how a night in Paris turned into a trip to IKEA.
What's the best fragrance?
Lmao. I'm not quite sure a frag will help, but I recommend wearing the absolute best you have EVERYTIME you get busy.
One Man Show.
.....You got to be kidding..lol.... "just hold that position love I'm just going to get a fragrance to wear".... Go with Koublai Khan and spice things up. You got two much time on your hands if thats all you got to worry about.lol
Any fragrance, or better yet, total absence of fragrance
I remember the first time I had sex.... I was so frightened and scared and alone .....
"There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."
Bleu de Chanel
Sounds like you have been condemned to purgatory for eternity
La vita è breve, la morte vien.
Wanted!!! Rectoverso Tea Tobacco by Ulric de Varens. PM Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chanel nr. 5
LOL! This calls for a boring scent found in the grocery store.
"No elegance is possible without it...perfume is a part of you." Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel
Spoombung- telling it as it is !
Oh you guys- this is such a funny thread.Can't really recommend a scent for this but I really did enjoy reading all the posts !
For sale. Carnal Flower and Vero Profumo Onda.
Love it! Can't wait for the "Best fragrance for bog standard sex?" thread...
Again, I have to mention Vulva - it might just change everything! (if you believe the website). Maybe watch the advertisement together and really bond ......
1. Amouage Epic man
2. Dior Leather Oud
3. Perris Monte Carlo Oud Imperial Black
4. Le Labo Patchouli 24
5. Amouage Opus VII
6. Byredo Bullion
7. Masque Milano Russian Tea
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Patron silver layered with corona
Try Sex Appeal for Men and hope it's better for her than you...
Musc Ravageur; it won't be boring, dutiful sex anymore
Current favorites_____Black Tourmaline_____Gucci Pour Homme II_____Memoir Man_____Tuscan Leather______Montale Aoud and Pine_____Sel Marin_____Invasion Barbare_____Tonka Imperial____Dior Homme Intense_____L'Humaniste____Santal 33_____Bois d'Argent_____Nio_____MFK Oud_____Lumiere Noire_____Bois d'Encens_____Cuir Ottoman
Rien (nothing) by ELdO. LOL
My Top 5!!!
1. 1740: Marquis de Sade, Histoires de Parfums
2. Sweet Redemption, by Kilian
3. Tirrenico, Profumi del Forte
4. Je Suis un Homme, Etat Libre d'Orange
5. Derby, Guerlain
"Coincidence is God's way of winking." --Me
"It's alright to flirt with the idea of giving up, so long as you don't." --Me
The cologne that your girlfriend's super hot friend is wearing. . .
How about Boss Bottled Night? It is to fragrance what new clothes were to the emperor.
Pure Malt...oh, wait. It's not available.
Never mind then.
8 sprays of A*Men!