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    Quote Originally Posted by jamwires View Post
    8 sprays of A*Men!
    Brilliant! Incapacitate her so you can get some sleep.

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    Lay on your back and let her do all the work
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    For those about to stink, I salute you!

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    Secretions Magnifique

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    Quote Originally Posted by hedonist222 View Post
    Lay on your back and let her do all the work
    While smelling your Vulva sprayed hand mmmmmmmmmm.

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    Aqua Vulva, ops sorry, I meant Aqua Velva.


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    Hmm...Poppy (Coach)?
    Fragrance is a silent conversation.
    Michael Edwards

    The nose just knows. Follow the nose!
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    Pewdenda EDP

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    Takes care of the late night urge. Anyone remember the Seinfeld skit where George brought food into the bedroom? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhXU7YXZPYo Classic.


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    Has to be Bang if quick and meaningless is the theme.

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    Default Re: Best fragrance for Lazy, boring, dutiful sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rüssel View Post
    One Man Show.
    +1... even though I like the stuff. It is sort of a cold, unsmiling frag.

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    Prada Amber Pour Homme Intense.

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    Jose Quervo Gold ?

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    Pretty much anything from Axe... Mediocrity at it's best. Nothing else says "I've just given up" like Axe.
    Top notes of... sweat, gasoline, motor oil; a heart of deer musk and gunpowder, resting on a base of sex and testosterone... Mandom.

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    Green Irish Tweed,to enhance the formality of the situation.

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    Joop if you don't want an encore!
    sailing the Oceans of Boredom...

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    Default Re: Best fragrance for Lazy, boring, dutiful sex?

    Hilarious thread - forget the fragrance if you've reached this point and invest in a stripper pole in the bedroom and platform shoes. Time to relight the spark...

    Cheers.

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    “Some perfumes are as fragrant as an infant’s flesh, sweet as an oboe’s cry, and greener than the spring; While others are triumphant, decadent or rich; Having the expansion of infinite things, like ambergris and musk, benzoin and frankincense, which sing the transports of the mind and every sense.”

    ― Charles Baudelaire, The Flowers of Evil & Paris Spleen

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    Default Re: Best fragrance for Lazy, boring, dutiful sex?

    Great thread, great post by OP to kick it off, and too many hilarious posts to quote/+1. Hopefully this bump intrigued others to read

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    Default Re: Best fragrance for Lazy, boring, dutiful sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Spoombung View Post
    You know... when the hand wanders over, you're knackered from your lousy job, 2.5 kids and a colossal mortgage, you wanna go to sleep but you start doing it anyway, in the dark, and then it's your turn to sleep on the wet patch and you wonder how a night in Paris turned into a trip to IKEA.
    Indie perfumers at Imaginary Authors or ELdO should get hold of this copy as a brief for their next fragrance... Hilarious thread, Spoombung!
    Currently wearing: 31 rue Cambon by Chanel

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