Lay on your back and let her do all the work
For those about to stink, I salute you!
Aqua Vulva, ops sorry, I meant Aqua Velva.
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Fragrance is a silent conversation.
The nose just knows. Follow the nose!
Has to be Bang if quick and meaningless is the theme.
Prada Amber Pour Homme Intense.
Jose Quervo Gold ?
Pretty much anything from Axe... Mediocrity at it's best. Nothing else says "I've just given up" like Axe.
Top notes of... sweat, gasoline, motor oil; a heart of deer musk and gunpowder, resting on a base of sex and testosterone... Mandom.
Green Irish Tweed,to enhance the formality of the situation.
Joop if you don't want an encore!
PER ASPERA AD ASTRA
Hilarious thread - forget the fragrance if you've reached this point and invest in a stripper pole in the bedroom and platform shoes. Time to relight the spark...
Last edited by ericrico; 7th December 2012 at 03:06 PM.
“Some perfumes are as fragrant as an infant’s flesh, sweet as an oboe’s cry, and greener than the spring; While others are triumphant, decadent or rich; Having the expansion of infinite things, like ambergris and musk, benzoin and frankincense, which sing the transports of the mind and every sense.”
― Charles Baudelaire, The Flowers of Evil & Paris Spleen
Great thread, great post by OP to kick it off, and too many hilarious posts to quote/+1. Hopefully this bump intrigued others to read