Lay on your back and let her do all the work
For those about to stink, I salute you!
Aqua Vulva, ops sorry, I meant Aqua Velva.
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Fragrance is a silent conversation.
The nose just knows. Follow the nose!
Has to be Bang if quick and meaningless is the theme.
Prada Amber Pour Homme Intense.
Jose Quervo Gold ?
Pretty much anything from Axe... Mediocrity at it's best. Nothing else says "I've just given up" like Axe.
Top notes of... sweat, gasoline, motor oil; a heart of deer musk and gunpowder, resting on a base of sex and testosterone... Mandom.
Green Irish Tweed,to enhance the formality of the situation.
Joop if you don't want an encore!
"...all the animals come out at night........"
Hilarious thread - forget the fragrance if you've reached this point and invest in a stripper pole in the bedroom and platform shoes. Time to relight the spark...
Last edited by ericrico; 7th December 2012 at 03:06 PM.
“Some perfumes are as fragrant as an infant’s flesh, sweet as an oboe’s cry, and greener than the spring; While others are triumphant, decadent or rich; Having the expansion of infinite things, like ambergris and musk, benzoin and frankincense, which sing the transports of the mind and every sense.”
― Charles Baudelaire, The Flowers of Evil & Paris Spleen
Great thread, great post by OP to kick it off, and too many hilarious posts to quote/+1. Hopefully this bump intrigued others to read