You know... when the hand wanders over, you're knackered from your lousy job, 2.5 kids and a colossal mortgage, you wanna go to sleep but you start doing it anyway, in the dark, and then it's your turn to sleep on the wet patch and you wonder how a night in Paris turned into a trip to IKEA.
What's the best fragrance?
Lmao. I'm not quite sure a frag will help, but I recommend wearing the absolute best you have EVERYTIME you get busy.
One Man Show.
.....You got to be kidding..lol.... "just hold that position love I'm just going to get a fragrance to wear".... Go with Koublai Khan and spice things up. You got two much time on your hands if thats all you got to worry about.lol
Any fragrance, or better yet, total absence of fragrance
I remember the first time I had sex.... I was so frightened and scared and alone .....
"There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."
Bleu de Chanel
Sounds like you have been condemned to purgatory for eternity
La vita è breve, la morte vien.
Wanted!!! Rectoverso Tea Tobacco by Ulric de Varens. PM Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chanel nr. 5
LOL! This calls for a boring scent found in the grocery store.
"No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this." Desert Rose by Sting and Cheb Mami, Album 1999.
Spoombung- telling it as it is !
Oh you guys- this is such a funny thread.Can't really recommend a scent for this but I really did enjoy reading all the posts !
For sale. Carnal Flower and Vero Profumo Onda.
Love it! Can't wait for the "Best fragrance for bog standard sex?" thread...
Again, I have to mention Vulva - it might just change everything! (if you believe the website). Maybe watch the advertisement together and really bond ......
1a. Slumberhouse Zahd
1. Amouage Epic man
2. Dior Leather Oud
3. Amouage Tribute Attar
4. Le Labo Patchouli 24
5. Amouage Opus VII
6. Bond No.9 New York Oud
7. Norma Kamali Incense
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Patron silver layered with corona
Try Sex Appeal for Men and hope it's better for her than you...
Musc Ravageur; it won't be boring, dutiful sex anymore
Current favorites_____Black Tourmaline_____Gucci Pour Homme II_____Armani Prive Oud Royale_____Memoir Man_____Tuscan Leather______Montale Aoud Musk______Montale Aoud and Pine_____Sel Marin_____Invasion Barbare_____Tonka Imperial____Dior Homme Intense_____L'Humaniste____Santal 33_____Bois d'Argent_____Nio_____MFK Oud_____Lumiere Noire
Rien (nothing) by ELdO. LOL
My Top 5!!!
1. 1740: Marquis de Sade, Histoires de Parfums
2. Sweet Redemption, by Kilian
3. Tirrenico, Profumi del Forte
4. Je Suis un Homme, Etat Libre d'Orange
5. Derby, Guerlain
"Coincidence is God's way of winking." --Me
"It's alright to flirt with the idea of giving up, so long as you don't." --Me
The cologne that your girlfriend's super hot friend is wearing. . .
How about Boss Bottled Night? It is to fragrance what new clothes were to the emperor.
Pure Malt...oh, wait. It's not available.
Never mind then.
8 sprays of A*Men!
For those about to stink, I salute you!
Aqua Vulva, ops sorry, I meant Aqua Velva.
Discover my Guest Reviewer Of The Day here
Fragrance is a silent conversation.
The nose just knows. Follow the nose!
Takes care of the late night urge. Anyone remember the Seinfeld skit where George brought food into the bedroom? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhXU7YXZPYo Classic.
Has to be Bang if quick and meaningless is the theme.
Prada Amber Pour Homme Intense.
Jose Quervo Gold ?
Pretty much anything from Axe... Mediocrity at it's best. Nothing else says "I've just given up" like Axe.
Top notes of... sweat, gasoline, motor oil; a heart of deer musk and gunpowder, resting on a base of sex and testosterone... Mandom.
Green Irish Tweed,to enhance the formality of the situation.
Joop if you don't want an encore!
"The Exodus is here... The Happy Ones are near..Let's get together before we get much older!"
- Pete Townshend
Hilarious thread - forget the fragrance if you've reached this point and invest in a stripper pole in the bedroom and platform shoes. Time to relight the spark...
Last edited by ericrico; 7th December 2012 at 03:06 PM.
“Some perfumes are as fragrant as an infant’s flesh, sweet as an oboe’s cry, and greener than the spring; While others are triumphant, decadent or rich; Having the expansion of infinite things, like ambergris and musk, benzoin and frankincense, which sing the transports of the mind and every sense.”
― Charles Baudelaire, The Flowers of Evil & Paris Spleen
Great thread, great post by OP to kick it off, and too many hilarious posts to quote/+1. Hopefully this bump intrigued others to read