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    Default Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    My family and I have inside jokes with strong colognes that are really bad smelling. So I wanted to get a really bad one. Splash my whole body with it as a joke, and lie to them and say it is some famous designer brand and it costed 300 bucks a bottle. Or something like that.

    Anyone know of such colognes?

    I rather not spend to much money.
    I want to smell good.

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Sounds like you want One Man Show (I dilute it 50% and then I can actually wear it).

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Your signature does not compute.

    You could try Bijan for Men, though I've never tried it, so cannot attest to it's true ugliness: http://www.basenotes.net/entries/226...rt-10-Ugliness
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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Grey Flannel

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Joop!

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    A Men by Mugler - It does not get much worse than this.lol

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    Al Oudh(I'm starting to get nightmares about this one) or MKK

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    PS by Paul Sebastian - you may be able to find it in Marshalls/TJ Maxx
    Please feel free to check out my Swap Thread - Patou pour Homme, L'Instant de Guerlain PH Extreme, Dior Homme Intense, Pure Malt, Pure Coffee and many more! Click Here For My Swap Thread

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    Ultraviolet Man

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    Obsession for men.

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    Another vote for Joop!

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Oh no, not my beloved Joop! lol
    But One Man Show gets my vote
    Encre Noire if you really want to be horrible.

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Ulysees by Vicky Thiel hands down! I cant even explain how bad it smells. I actually keep a bottle becuase it is so bad.

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    We only get one vote on this?? LOL Grey Flannel for me

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    Blue Sugar

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    Without doubt........................................BRUT. ...eh!!! A disgusting smell..........Made by Faberge. You would clear a room in
    record time wearing this!

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    ............

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    I know Marc's vote has to be Jivago 24K for Men.

    Video review on it

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    Kouros

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    Drakkar Noir

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    Montale Black Aoud, horrible, could gag a maggot

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    the one and only JOOP!

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    Another vote for Grey Flannel!

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    D&G Light Blue Pour Homme

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    +1 light blue ph

    cacio

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shpati View Post
    Anyone know of such colognes?

    I rather not spend to much money.
    Just use urine. Very cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by winky View Post
    Without doubt........................................BRUT. ...eh!!! A disgusting smell..........Made by Faberge. You would clear a room in
    record time wearing this!
    Quote Originally Posted by Force of One View Post
    Kouros
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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Canoe and Old Spice quickly comes to mind. I don't think some of these other scents being listed are cheap by any means....

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Salvador Dali pour homme .
    The Dreamer from Versace: what does this scent have that is so alluring and enticing towards the opposite sex ?

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    FCUK Him. awful awful stuff.
    Last edited by slvrbckgorilla; 26th September 2011 at 05:05 PM.

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Hunter View Post
    A Men by Mugler - It does not get much worse than this.lol
    Agree. I really don't know why this is so popular, it's vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by China-Rising View Post
    Agree. I really don't know why this is so popular, it's vile.
    Im on board. Thought I was to be the only who says A*men. Glad im not alone.

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nersh View Post
    Im on board. Thought I was to be the only who says A*men. Glad im not alone.
    You're most definitely not alone.

    The thing is I really really really wanted to like this because it gets so many thumbs up. But no matter how hard I tried, each time I smelt it, it more or less made me physically sick. I just couldn't understand what the fuss was with it. Repulsive stuff.

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    To the OP. Your request is easy. Just take any of the above mentioned frags and really overapply. I mean really overapply. Let us know how it goes.


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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by scentimus View Post
    Canoe and Old Spice quickly comes to mind. I don't think some of these other scents being listed are cheap by any means....
    "Cheap" in the pejorative sense of the word, as opposed to "inexpensive".


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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonsheart View Post
    the one and only JOOP!
    A synthetic Bomb indeed , HORRIBLE!
    another one that has almost induced me to vomit (However this one is expensive) was M/Mink - Byredo

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    Probably Grey Flannel or Zino.

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    I have to agree on Grey Flannel, but the guy who mentioned urine is probably more correct.

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Bijan +1
    Aramis

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Secretions Magnifiques!

    Notes include Iodine Accord, Blood Accord, Milk Accord, Adrenaline Accord, and others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eMCizzle View Post
    Secretions Magnifiques!

    Notes include Iodine Accord, Blood Accord, Milk Accord, Adrenaline Accord, and others.
    OP says "cheapest" as SM is niche..

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Cologneist View Post
    OP says "cheapest" as SM is niche..
    LOL. Yes, I am amused at how often such requests are ignored and all kinds of frags are recommended that are clearly not what the OP is seeking.

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    A-Men.
    Even Ariel on 60° wash cycle can´t takle this stuff once it´s on your clothes......took 3 washes to get the hideous chocolate shit out !!!!!!!
    " If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun ". Katharine Hepburn.

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    ..........also, if you can find it, Christie from Veejaga. Hard to find, but definitely worth it. But be warned....... you´ll smell like a Hamburg whore, after the ships have come in.
    " If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun ". Katharine Hepburn.

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    A*Men is not cheap, dude! Come on now, read what the OP wants! LOL.

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    Joop Homme. But that sent it's gonna stay forever with you.
    Right now I think that I have all the fragrances that I want.

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    A big dose of Jovan Musk For Men should do it.

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    Another idea is Tabu. The new stuff is probably going to smell pretty nasty to most people.

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    Jacomo de Jacomo (Clove bomb).

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    The rich old fat woman butt: MKK.

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    nautica competition

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    paco rabanne black XS

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by sarıpatates View Post
    nautica competition
    Just to clarify, you're talking about the new stuff in the yellow bottle, right? The original, in the blue bottle, was an entirely different frag.

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    yes the yellow bottle one. I haven't sampled the original to be honest, but anything would be better than the one I've smelled.

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Another vote for Grey Flannel.
    My current favorites:

    Bleu De Chanel, Creed Green Irish Tweed, Zino Davidoff, Dior Homme Intense, Creed Royal Oud, M7 (all versions), Chanel Egoiste, Dior Homme Sport, and Thierry Mugler Pure Malt.

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    I second Tabu knowbody will recognise it, and it would do exactly what you want. The plastic bottle Brut would be easily recognisable, but nasty none the less(also a good choice). I don't get how people can hate Grey Flannel it smells so nice and sophisticated. I like Bijan, but if you overapply it will be NASTY.

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    Default Re: Worse,Cheapest,Strongest, Nastiest Scent out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Hunter View Post
    A Men by Mugler - It does not get much worse than this.lol

    I'm with you on that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigsly View Post
    A*Men is not cheap, dude! Come on now, read what the OP wants! LOL.
    It might not be cheap in price, but the smell is very cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwrestle View Post
    I don't get how people can hate Grey Flannel it smells so nice and sophisticated.
    Agreed. Green and lush, the granddad of Fahrenheit is an excellent scent. I love the bottle and the bag too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rüssel View Post
    Agreed. Green and lush, the granddad of Fahrenheit is an excellent scent. I love the bottle and the bag too.
    In most cases, that´s your answear. I think it smells kind of dated. Fahrenheit on the other hand suits me better. When I want to smell violete leaves, I reach for GIT.

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