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    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5618863024

    Acqua Di Gio Type Gay male pheromone cologne 1.7 oz NEW

    This is an actual cologne, not toilet water or any other diluted formulation.

    The pheromones are specifically formulated to be worn by a man to attract other men! Clinically studies have demonstrated that these pheromones have a measurable effect on the vomeronasal organ in the human nose and cause subtle but important changes such as:

    • an increase in perception and rating of the wearer's attractiveness
    • a willingness to move closer into the wearer's "private space" (be sure you want this!)
    • a desire to initiate conversation and/or respond to the wearer's conversation

    Wearers, in turn, have reported:

    • an increase in attention, conversation, flirtation, "silly questions," etc.
    • greater and more persistent eye contact
    • a boost in their own self-confidence, willingness to talk to others
    • tendency of others to drift closer to the wearer in conversation

    The proprietary blend of both Androstadienone and Estratetraenol (both male and female pheromones) means that event straight men are likely to be curiously attracted to you. They may wonder what they're finding attractive about you, but this manifests itself as friendliness and receptiveness, making this cologne an ideal tool in the business world (especially for anyone involved in sales!) Among gay, bi-sexual or bi-curious males, the attraction can easily lead to a hot date or other intimate scenarios.
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    The scientific credibility does seem very high. This is especially evident in the bottle design.














































    ;D ;D ;D
    Hilarious, what a PoS.
    MMM

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    I wasn't aware Rick Springfield is gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZsmells
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5618863024

    Acqua Di Gio Type Gay male pheromone cologne 1.7 oz NEW

    This is an actual cologne, not toilet water or any other diluted formulation.


    Wearers, in turn, have reported:

    • an increase in "silly questions,"
    No doubt, such as "What the hell is that sh*t you're wearing?"

    Aaron

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    decant sales:
    Crystal Flacon

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZsmells
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5618863024

    Acqua Di Gio Type Gay male pheromone cologne 1.7 oz NEW

    This is an actual cologne, not toilet water or any other diluted formulation.

    The pheromones are specifically formulated to be worn by a man to attract other men! Clinically studies have demonstrated that these pheromones have a measurable effect on the vomeronasal organ in the human nose and cause subtle but important changes such as:

    • an increase in perception and rating of the wearer's attractiveness
    • a willingness to move closer into the wearer's "private space" (be sure you want this!)
    • a desire to initiate conversation and/or respond to the wearer's conversation

    Wearers, in turn, have reported:

    • an increase in attention, conversation, flirtation, "silly questions," etc.
    • greater and more persistent eye contact
    • a boost in their own self-confidence, willingness to talk to others
    • tendency of others to drift closer to the wearer in conversation

    The proprietary blend of both Androstadienone and Estratetraenol (both male and female pheromones) means that event straight men are likely to be curiously attracted to you. They may wonder what they're finding attractive about you, but this manifests itself as friendliness and receptiveness, making this cologne an ideal tool in the business world (especially for anyone involved in sales!) Among gay, bi-sexual or bi-curious males, the attraction can easily lead to a hot date or other intimate scenarios.


    Never heard so much crap BUT does it make you scientifically more beautifull ?????????


    laurent
    Invisible Power

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    [/quote]
    Never heard so much crap BUT does it make you scientifically more beautifull ?????????
    laurent[/quote]


    Maybe to a scientist

    Aaron


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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyManMatt
    The scientific credibility does seem very high. This is especially evident in the bottle design.

    Hmmm.... the bottle is very similar to JPG Le Male. Is this just a coincidence? :

    John

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    I don't understand a word of it but it is forcing me to believe it!


    not.
    "Ca sent les pieds!"

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    Read the ad until the end.You may prefer the D & G or the A & F edition!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZsmells
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5618863024

    Acqua Di Gio Type Gay male pheromone cologne 1.7 oz NEW

    Wearers, in turn, have reported:

    • an increase in attention, conversation, flirtation, "silly questions," etc.

    "silly questions" When i saw this i about fell out of my chair! I got to thinking that if every time someone asked me a silly question, that was paramount to trying to get me in the sack... damn I must be some kid of stud! Silly questions, sh!t,!

    Yeah, the actual ad was pretty hilarious too. It looked like a scene from American Psycho. And the little photo inset where "our hero" is dousing his pecs with his "Gay Male Aqua di Gio Type Pheromone Scent, Thanks for asking!" looks like he's gonna go out and bludgeon someone before dragging them home and eating their corpse! (go look at it again!)

    I'd love to get a bottle of this and see what kinds of unwanted attention come my way for the sake of "business success" LOL again! Maybe all the business guys and club jocks we thought were wearing Aqua di Gio , were actually wearing this! Oh no, they're taking over....

    Looking at the box, it does give me a strange urge to do sit-ups. Alot of sit-ups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loungeboy
    I don't understand a word of it but it is forcing me to believe it!


    not.
    YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I watched Last Shout last night! I just love AF references...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scenteur7
    [quote author=loungeboy link=1128003357/0#8 date=1128017140]I don't understand a word of it but it is forcing me to believe it!


    not.
    YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I watched Last Shout last night! I just love AF references...[/quote]


    If you had said that when you first came in I would have been impressed. ;D

    Thanks, I'm glad someone caught it.


    "Ca sent les pieds!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by veronica
    I wasn't aware Rick Springfield is gay.
    Maybe Jesse's girl was really a transvestite. ;D
    "You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." - Ayn Rand

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    I just had to bump this.
    Oriscent, AgarAura Pure Ouds, Creed, LIDGE, Patou Pour Homme, tons of niche and rare stuff for sale!
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/253...er-100-items!!

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    The website doesn't work
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    If ADG has such a gay impact, why do so many successful womanizers wear ADG?

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    Sometime I wonder what are they smoking in Marketing Departments. It must be strong though
    Right now I think that I have all the fragrances that I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiberije View Post
    sometime i wonder what are they smoking in marketing departments. It must be strong though
    lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken_Russell View Post
    If ADG has such a gay impact, why do so many successful womanizers wear ADG?
    Under The Radar. Standard Womanisers' Tactic...

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