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    Default Rose 31 = vagina?

    I tried Le Labo Rose 31 for the first time today and, well, er, uh, after the B.O. opening, all I could think of was vagina (and then pencil shavings). I wafted it under my girlfriend's nose and she said, "Oh, nice," and I said, "Vagina, right?" and she said, removing herself from my company, "How would I know? I don't make a habit of going around smelling vaginas." Okay, well, be that as it may -- don't you guys get that note in Rose 31?

    In any event, I love the scent. And I may have to buy more than a sample. And then never ever wear it around my gf. She has no sense of humor about these things!
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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    it doesn't smell of vagina, but it may get you some.

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Seriously?
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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    hahahaha rofl

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Quote Originally Posted by PuddleMonkey View Post
    it doesn't smell of vagina, but it may get you some.
    This. Probably one of my top 5 scents.

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Quote Originally Posted by linter View Post
    all I could think of was vagina (and then pencil shavings)
    Are you sure you weren't just thinking of cedar, or perhaps a cedar tree with a hole bored into the trunk???

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Don't worry, it's just the cumin.

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Nope, not even close.
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    With this sort of sense of humor, I doubt you'll be getting much vagina in the future.
    And no it doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moltening View Post
    Don't worry, it's just the cumin.

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Sorry, don't get that association at all.
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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Quote Originally Posted by hedonist222 View Post
    With this sort of sense of humor, I doubt you'll be getting much vagina in the future.
    And no it doesn't.
    +1.



    I can see where this thread is heading

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    When you say it smell like vagina, you meant its tangy, salty, and pungent?

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    I wouldn't know.
    Last edited by petruccijc; 6th November 2011 at 10:33 PM.

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    Nope

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    hold on. ill have to go do a side by side comparison.

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    This has got to be the funniest reaction to this scent ever lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by heperd View Post
    hold on. ill have to go do a side by side comparison.
    is your sister visiting again?

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    well, all i can say is if you don't smell what i smell, then you must have been batting for the other team all your life and don't know what it smells like, ha ha, no offense meant, hopefully no offense will be taken, etc and so forth.

    but i swear that's the note i get right after the, er, opening. what can you do? it is what it is.

    anyway, i'm not (totally) perverted ... but i can't speak for my nose.
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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Quote Originally Posted by PuddleMonkey View Post
    is your sister visiting again?
    sorry, i cant bend over far enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by linter View Post
    well, all i can say is if you don't smell what i smell, then you must have been batting for the other team all your life and don't know what it smells like, ha ha, no offense meant, hopefully no offense will be taken, etc and so forth.

    but i swear that's the note i get right after the, er, opening. what can you do? it is what it is.

    anyway, i'm not (totally) perverted ... but i can't speak for my nose.
    send me your girlfriend so I can get a better understanding of what exactly you've been smelling

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    This is the craziest description of some fragrance I have ever read
    Right now I think that I have all the fragrances that I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hedonist222 View Post
    With this sort of sense of humor, I doubt you'll be getting much vagina in the future.
    And no it doesn't.
    +1

    This thread makes me very sad... No class.
    Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

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    jathanas: no class? maybe the response to my question lacks class but the question itself is just a question, based on what i smell. what am i to do - censor my nose?
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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    maybe someone you know uses a rose scented douche?

    It is not unheard of for women to perfume the area around the vagina, I think this is far more likely than any random scent capturing a note that is universal vagina

    But then Chandler Burr did describe a perfume as smelling like a man's (clean) anus once, and he knows what he's talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jhunbj View Post
    Ok I admit, I could've used a better word for it. I never used shitty smell when I'm charting/documenting. LOL
    Thats good to know .

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Quote Originally Posted by drseid View Post
    Sorry, don't get that association at all.
    Nor do I

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    Maybe the OP's girlfriend cultivates roses in her 'lady garden'

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    Quote Originally Posted by linter View Post
    jathanas: no class? maybe the response to my question lacks class but the question itself is just a question, based on what i smell. what am i to do - censor my nose?
    Even if you do get that association with Rose31, it only makes for a dorm room discussion. I'd like to think that we can do better than that here. I mean, is that something that you absolutely need to share?

    There are ladies that read our posts and I enjoy that. I think its worthwhile to uphold the levels of discussion that have made the MFD a welcoming place for the girls.
    Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuddleMonkey View Post
    My god you are hilarious, do you watch Family Guy.

    As for the question, no not to my nose.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by jathanas View Post
    Even if you do get that association with Rose31, it only makes for a dorm room discussion. I'd like to think that we can do better than that here. I mean, is that something that you absolutely need to share?

    There are ladies that read our posts and I enjoy that. I think its worthwhile to uphold the levels of discussion that have made the MFD a welcoming place for the girls.
    I concur.
    Even if 17 guys agreed with you and 11 didn't. What's to benefit? Nothing other than passing time online and perhaps some solace from the "herding phenomen".

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Quote Originally Posted by trex57 View Post
    My god you are hilarious, do you watch Family Guy.
    when the show first came out years back I did, up until that initial cancellation. great show! I don't watch much tv anymore, I prefer to make an ass of myself on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunsetspawn View Post
    communist
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    Quote Originally Posted by heperd View Post
    hold on. ill have to go do a side by side comparison.
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    is your sister visiting again?
    Dude, just ignore the monkey . . . . he got a thing about sisters - check it.

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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    you still mad Mark Birley C Street smells better on me than you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuddleMonkey View Post
    you still mad Mark Birley C Street smells better on me than you?
    no flippin way it smells better on you - you too hairy fo such a lil guy, it gets lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jathanas View Post
    Even if you do get that association with Rose31, it only makes for a dorm room discussion. I'd like to think that we can do better than that here. I mean, is that something that you absolutely need to share?
    Ah, well, I'm sorry you find vaginas so offensive and the smell of them too. Personally, I don't have that problem, though I do have lots of others. Meanwhile, a google search of BN produces 248 hits on the word -- not that that'd make it 'right' if it was 'wrong,' but I might point to it as evidence that I'm not exactly bringing down the level of discourse here by using it; the precedent has been well established for a long, long time.
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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    Quote Originally Posted by SoGent View Post
    no flippin way it smells better on you - you too hairy fo such a lil guy, it gets lost.
    lol I'm neither hairy nor "lil", deep south man.











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    Default Re: Rose 31 = vagina?

    I once smelled a pomade that smelled slightly of Va-jay-jay, but never a cologne. I'm not sure what note was in that pomade but it was strange, yet enjoyable. Now I'm interested in smelling Rose 31 to see what all this hot fuss is about...
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    A number of posts deleted as they are too offensive even for this offensive thread. I think it is time to lock this as it has turned to fraternity house joke fest.

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