I open my storage chest for the winter weather, and all my sweaters smell like Creed Windsor. Someone played a very expensive practical joke on me.

But really, what the hell Creed. Mothballs? This stuff smells EXACTLY like the lingering odor left by mothballs after they evaporate. Take one of your mothballed suits and wear it, and people will think you doused yourself with Windsor. Windsor = mothballs without that stinging/nose burning element.