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    Thumbs down Axe Rise and Axe Excite Reviews

    Just smelled two of the newest Axe scents, Rise and Exite, let's get this party started!

    Axe Rise
    Top Notes: Formaldehyde, Lemon Fresh Lysol
    Mid Notes: Nail polish Remover
    Base Notes: Stale Cola

    Do you want to smell like a well preserved corpse? Folks you've found your frag. This concoction is aptly named "rise" since after putting this on you'll literally smell like you just "rose" from the dead. This sucker burns through your nostrils and invokes almost an instant headache, and probably contributes to shortening your life, since, after all, you don't want to prolong your aromatic zombification more than absolutely necessary. This is the definition of biohazard.

    Axe Excite
    Top Notes: Grape Koolaid
    Mid Notes: Methane, DEET
    Base Notes: Ammonia

    A delightful mix of insecticide and sugared children's drink, nothing says "sexy" like that hot hot mix of Deep Woods Off and Kool-aid. After those "exciting" top notes of bugspray and sugar, you'll be treated to the distinct Amonia-based cleaner smell, and who knows maybe you'll feel the urge to clean some Windows.

    Again folks, this stuff is absolutely dreadful, and probably toxic junk. Just buy a decent bargain cologne and save yourself money, a headache and diminishing spermcount...

    MdS
    Smelling Axe so YOU don't have to!
    Last edited by MarquisdeSod; 29th January 2012 at 01:42 AM.

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    Default Re: Axe Rise and Axe Excite Reviews

    *BASENOTES SPLITS*
    Creed Green Irish Tweed, Millesime Imperial, AVENTUS
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/289345-
    *CRYSTAL FLACON SPLITS*
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    To frign funny guys...

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    Default Re: Axe Rise and Axe Excite Reviews

    If you graduated high school or are over the age of 22, don't wear Axe.

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    Default Re: Axe Rise and Axe Excite Reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by noirdrakkar View Post
    if you graduated high school or are over the age of 22, don't wear axe.
    lol!

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    It was not funny at all. I smelled many fragrances including niche and Excite shower gel is my no.1 scent right now. Very comforting fruity coconut scent.
    Last edited by dreamer81; 29th January 2012 at 07:35 PM. Reason: typo
    TOP 5 hot weather:

    1. Gucci Pour Homme II
    2. Lalique Encre Noire
    3. Creed Aventus
    4. Creed Millesime Imperial
    5. Azzaro Chrome Sport

    TOP 5 cold weather:

    1. L'Instant de Guerlain Pour Homme Extreme
    2. Chanel Coromandel
    3. Dior Homme Intense
    4. Dior Homme
    5. Byredo 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer81 View Post
    It was not funny at all. I smelled many fragrances including niche and Excite shower girl is my no.1 scent right now. Very comforting fruity coconut scent.
    lol
    *BASENOTES SPLITS*
    Creed Green Irish Tweed, Millesime Imperial, AVENTUS
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/289345-
    *CRYSTAL FLACON SPLITS*
    Creed Green Irish Tweed, Millesime Imperial, AVENTUS
    http://flacon.ambaric.net/viewtopic.php?p=927#927

    *BIG SALE- Chanel, Dior, Creed, Mona di Orio, Puredistance....
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/383...re#post3178152

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    Default Re: Axe Rise and Axe Excite Reviews

    Thanks for the entertaining & informative reviews!

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    I dont get why some people keep starting simmiliar threads just because they dont like something.

    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/292...ers-purchasers
    TOP 5 hot weather:

    1. Gucci Pour Homme II
    2. Lalique Encre Noire
    3. Creed Aventus
    4. Creed Millesime Imperial
    5. Azzaro Chrome Sport

    TOP 5 cold weather:

    1. L'Instant de Guerlain Pour Homme Extreme
    2. Chanel Coromandel
    3. Dior Homme Intense
    4. Dior Homme
    5. Byredo 1996

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    dreamer81: I was reviewing two separate scents; and in this case, doing a public service. Axe is dreadful stuff and can in no way be justified. I'm aware you wear it, but there are people who smoke crack and listen to Justin Bieber, and that doesnt make those activities right either. Do yourself a favour, get rid of the axe and get yourself some nice cologne, your lungs, and those around you will thank you. I also started a thread on "Bargain Fragrances"; you might want to look that one up too.

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