Thanks for the great page! You are right, there is a clear need for a bowling alley frag! (After all, a few years back there was a not too short fashion for bowling shoes, introduced, if I'm not wrong, by Prada. Too bad her perfumes are so apologetic). I am also intrigued by the gun solvent, but CDG has probably covered this already.
Funny also the mention of Old spice, itself derived from ur-masculine Tabu.