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    Default These Are The Absolute Weirdest Fragrances You Can Put On Your Body

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    EDS, Lobster and Vulva all sound like excellent gourmands.

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    Very entertaining!

    LOL - The first thing I thought about Lobster is that you could spray it in the kitchen when you are having "imitation lobster" and want to recall your New England trip when you had the real thing.

    After Secretion Magnifiques (which I still don't get the total revulsion over), I guess it was just a matter of time till Vulva came out.

    Blood Concept and Cannabis Santal have edgy names but the scents are fairly standard stuff, IMO.

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    I was waiting for a CdG to come up. I bet they never smelled any of these though...probably would be surprised how wearable they were, especially if they weren't told the name first.

    But...Vulva...that's just...kind of disgusting.

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    Glad I don't own any of them.

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    Default Re: These Are The Absolute Weirdest Fragrances You Can Put On Your Body

    Quote Originally Posted by hednic View Post
    Glad I don't own any of them.
    I am sure that you would as long as they were French, marketed as mens/unisex and came in 100ml > bottles - since smell does not seem to factor into your purchasing decisions.
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    I actually own 5 of them...and I'm definitely glad


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    Quote Originally Posted by alfarom View Post
    I actually own 5 of them...and I'm definitely glad
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    Default Re: These Are The Absolute Weirdest Fragrances You Can Put On Your Body

    Quote Originally Posted by alfarom View Post
    I actually own 5 of them...and I'm definitely glad
    Proof that you truly appreciate fragrance as an art. Exemplary to the clan! (I have only *thought* about owning some of these. My poverty-stricken CdG section belies any claim that I'm more than a dabbler in olfactory art!)
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    Thanks for sharing! Not that weird by Basenotes standards. I even like the money-scented frag, at least as a concept.

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    Thank you, JC. This article is hilarious.

    (I admit to having Demeter Bourbon and Leather. Spray together and you will smell like a hung-over dandy. Add Putain des Palaces and you get the picture.)
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    I'll take a bottle of that Vulva stuff...

    ... for research purposes of course
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