seems like your future is written....
You might end up pissing someone off
Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??
seems like your future is written....
Do it! Then return it.
My parents always told me to "always follow the instruction manual", soooo..... Wizz away!
+1 on the avoiding asparagus thing
- Mark - Scruffy looking nerf herder
Great to be back!
1. Chanel Égoïste
Hehehe this one was funny, but if you payed for that
Why don't you cry into that bottle:-)
It wont be gross and still you will add some emotions into your personal creation haha
Talk about a marketing gimmick.
Top notes of... sweat, gasoline, motor oil; a heart of deer musk and gunpowder, resting on a base of sex and testosterone... Mandom.
I believe you are the target audience and the correct man for the job.
A pioneer and trailblazer.
Let us know how it went.
Now that's impressive. You know those other threads about "how do I convince my friends and family that my perfume habit isn't a form of mental illness?" Start by keeping this one to yourself for a bit. Still, I'm glad there's a forum you can bring this to with a straight face, and at the moment I'm glad to be part of it
Were told that eating pineapple will bring out the honey note .... KOUROS + AVENTUS
Bro, if you go through with this, and wear the stuff out, you will be my new idol.
God, I've gotta get a life...
Do it. It can't be as bad as civet.
It makes me wonder if they wrote those instructions to see if they could actually convince someone to add urine to their fragrances.
Summer 2013 Top 10 :
1. Creed Aventus
2. Dior Homme Sport (2012)
3. L'Eau Bleue D'Issey
4. Bleu de Chanel
5. Acqua dio Gio Essenza
6. Strange Invisible Perfumes - Peloponnesian
7. Tom Ford Neroli Portofino
8. Diesel Green Masculine
9. Terre d'Hermes
10. Guerlain Homme
maybe this is a punishment of sorts for not actually purchasing their scents.... or not
Sync'in and Think'in in 2015!
What is the name of this one? Do these instructions come with all or a series of their offerings?
As for instructions on the official releases, certainly not with the two I have and probably not the others, I suspect.
Having now sampled it, sans secret ingredient it is a truly great composition for sure.
Current Top Favorites:
1) Portrait of a Lady original formula (EdP Frédéric Malle)
2) Giorgio for Men vintage/V.I.P. for Men (Giorgio Beverly Hills)
3) Dia Man vintage edt (Amouage)
4) Anat Fritz Original Formula and Classical (Anat Fritz) - tie
4) Lalfeorosa (O'driù) - tie
6) Les Nombres d'Or Vetyver (Mona di Orio)
7) Captain vintage (Molyneux)
8) Tzora (Anat Fritz)
9) Javanese Patchouli (Zegna) - tie
9) Monsieur de Givenchy vintage (Givenchy) - tie
9) Coeur de Vetiver Sacré (L'Artisan) - tie
9) X for Men (Clive Christian) - tie
9) Patou pour Homme Privé (Jean Patou) - tie
9) Oud Shamash (The Different Company) - tie
̶S̶t̶o̶p̶ start dicking around and do it!
...and if you do maybe it would be better kept in a vile
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"Are you a god?"
"Are you a wizard?"
"Are you a man?"
"Then what are you?"
"I am awake.."
Its not a new thing in perfumery, Jean Paul Gaultier has been doing this for years.
Some clarification from the lovely people at O'Driù:
I didn't really believe this was calling for urine until I saw this message they'd sent you. wow.
it would appear that perfume, while comfortably within the outre heretofore, has officially become surrealist. I don't doubt (well, a little maybe) the assertion that one's piss will shift this composition, but that we have gone to this realm... a dike has sprung a leak. what next? harvesting the "musc" glands of our partners, pets, ourselves?
there used to be a difference between animals and humans! Thanks alot O'Driù
Hmm, I voted No, but after reading the comments from the perfume house, what the heck? Try it. Try it without the pee first-- then with.
It can't hurt, one little drop. Clean-catch urine is sterile. And the alcohol would kill any stray bacteria anyway.
You should only do it if it's one of those "first in the morning" pees. You know, that dark orange, been stewin' all night types.
Smell like fuckin' windex and popcorn.
It's certainly "all-natural" (!!) perfumery.
So this guy is asking a fortune for his perfumes, and asks the buyer to piss in it.
I'll have to keep my perfume hobby a secret, that's for sure.
I agree about the alcohol making it safer, though it could take time. However I don't think there are any sanitary dangers involved here.
It's fun to see how people react to this. To me, it's actually quite typical -- though totally inspired -- postmodern art. I wouldn't be surprised if a little bit of new odorants really are created by the reactions triggered, as well.