Just thinking there are some names that will never see the light of day but would be fun if they did

Gucci Gucci Goo, for L'enfant terrible in all of us
Guerlain Meets Boy, an androgynous unisex formulation
Dior Diorama Queen, a Diorama flanker
Thierry Mugler C*Men, a spunky new fragrance
YSL Y Not, a flanker for Y
Tom Ford Crown Victoria, a big taxi of a fragrance
Diptyque Eau Mygod
Chanel Remote Changer
Etro Retro

And many more...any suggestions?