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    Default Pornography...

    ...in a bottle.

    What is it?!

    And please, don't say Secretions Magnifique. ***ewww***
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    Creeds Acier Aluminium - I could imagine that character Dirk Diggler from that film Boogie Nights wearing this one.

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    Cumming the Fragrance...smells somewhat like bodily fluids, tobacco and whiskey.
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    Le Male by Jean Paul from just the bottle alone.
    Last edited by sjg3839; 26th January 2013 at 01:56 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sjg3839 View Post
    Le Male by Jean Paul from just the bottle alone.
    Behold:


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    I stand corrected.....LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Jouho View Post
    Behold:


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    if you like girls and you like cups, then kouros could be for you

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    Don't think of any of my fragrances with that image.

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    Holy crap that is awesome, lol
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    lol at the bottles representing private parts. I wonder how they smell..

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    Lets keep it clean
    Is the juice worth the squeeze?

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    TOP 5 hot weather:

    1. Gucci Pour Homme II
    2. Creed Aventus
    3. Creed Millesime Imperial
    4. Lalique Encre Noire
    5. Azzaro Chrome Sport

    TOP 5 cold weather:

    1. L'Instant de Guerlain Pour Homme Extreme
    2. Chanel Coromandel
    3. Dior Homme Intense
    4. Dior Homme
    5. Byredo 1996

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    Musc Ravageur

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    ​Muscs Koublaï Khän

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jouho View Post
    Behold:

    Ahhh how tacky.
    Rajul means Man and Nubia means Woman hailing from the region of Nubia. Supposedly women there are very sexual.

    for swap/sale:





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    How...nubile

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    I don't know why but Calum by Calum Best seems vaguely pornographic to me.
    I can't work out why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jouho View Post
    Behold:

    Oh wow! That is... shocking, especially being from an Arabic brand.
    Kurt smells like Teen Spirit

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    Quote Originally Posted by andregooren View Post
    ​Muscs Koublaï Khän
    +1...
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    Currently on my Rotation:
    1. Cartier D'un Soir
    2. Loewe Essencia
    3. Bergamotto Marino
    4. Herb Alpert Listen
    5. Artisan
    6. Bang
    7. GIT
    8. Pal Zileri No 18
    9. TdH
    0. Kenzo Homme

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    Almost anything heavy on the sweaty, leathery interpretations of animalic notes. Thus, not just to have musk, amber, civet etc. as main components, but these notes interpreted in a very unclean, provocative, yet also very alluring way (unsure if that kind of fragrances actually exist).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jouho View Post
    Behold:

    *giggle*


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    Safari smells like I'd assume pornographic actors smelled before the switch to video.
    Last edited by Rüssel; 26th January 2013 at 10:36 AM.

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    Mkk
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    1. Amouage Homage Attar
    2. Serge Lutens - Muscs Koublai Khan
    3. YSL M7
    4. Serge Lutens - Ambre Sultan
    5. Chanel Egoiste
    6. 24 Gold by Scentstory
    7. Amouage Epic Man
    8. Amouage Jubilation XXV
    9. Bond No. 9 New York Oud
    10. Serge Lutens - Chergui



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    According to one of my friends chanel Cuir de Russie smells like a couple right after the act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jouho View Post
    Behold:

    Seems legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andregooren View Post
    ​Muscs Koublaï Khän
    Agree
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    +1 CB I Hate Perfume's 2nd Cumming - Alan Cummings signature scent. Smells like peat smoked whiskey, leather, steam ironed shirt, and freshly exercised body sweat. It is very interesting, like putting on a body suit of a hard drinking, scottish pub goer. I kind of like it.
    Last edited by Buzzlepuff; 6th April 2013 at 05:52 AM.

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    Al oudh is very pornographic.

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    Fresco..cheap and doesn't last long

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    Absolue pour le Soir

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    This is what I am wondering. I don't think this exists now, or if it ever has. MKK certainly is not it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken_Russell View Post
    Almost anything heavy on the sweaty, leathery interpretations of animalic notes. Thus, not just to have musk, amber, civet etc. as main components, but these notes interpreted in a very unclean, provocative, yet also very alluring way (unsure if that kind of fragrances actually exist).
    My Favorites
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    1. Amouage Epic man
    2. Dior Leather Oud
    3. Amouage Tribute Attar
    4. Le Labo Patchouli 24
    5. Amouage Opus VII
    6. Bond No.9 New York Oud
    7. Norma Kamali Incense


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevolution View Post
    Al oudh is very pornographic.
    More like soft porn to me
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    Kouros

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    SL Serge Noir

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    Iris Ganache by Guerlain.....smells like powderry sex with an early 20th century prostitute

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    La Nuit by Paco Rabanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jouho View Post
    Behold:

    I proudly inform you that the juice in the bottles was created by my friend, The Hungarian Nose, the talented Zsolt Zólyomi.

    http://www.leparfum.hu/productlist/?cpath=41

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    Aventus, Molecule 01

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    Have I told you about the scent of jasmine? Have I spoken about the smell of the sea? The earth is scented. And I perfume myself to enhance what I am. That's why I can not wear a perfume that bothers me. Perfuming is an instinctive wisdom. And like all art, it requires some knowledge of yourself..."
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    Anything from the FCUK house, perhaps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROBERTO View Post
    Ah yes, I was trying to remember what other bottle looks a bit like an Art Deco cock and balls, and it was this...

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    Pornography IS supposed to smell gross! Ever been on a set? *barf*
    Looking for THE femme fatale scent. If you think there is something I should smell please PM me!

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    Well CDG Wonderwood of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noirdrakkar View Post
    if you like girls and you like cups, then kouros could be for you
    Now that is Seriously Naughty!

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    iI would say Rochas Man, bc it smells better when the sweat starts brimming on your stomach and arms. Trust me on this And the woman i was with liked the smell a lot and, i swear, told me she liked that the sweat dripped on her pillow bc it smelled like me wearing my cologne.

    I stayed at her condo all weekend and only brought my bottle of Rochas Man bc I didn't want to bring any "niche" in case of breakage or theft while traveling on the subway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jouho View Post
    Behold:


    at first I did not get why you showed but now I see it.

    its a space shuttle and an alien on the right. good post.
    Last edited by Attila; 6th April 2013 at 02:06 PM.

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    4-6 hrs after u over sprayed ur self with either MKK / Musc Ravageur on a hot, sweaty day...

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